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Do You Like Mock Foods?
omg! This topic made me think of that silly recipe on the ritz box. Has anyone actually ever made that "mock apple pie?" I'll have to check out the link as well.
Embarrassing food question. Need help with foods I love.
Thank you all so much for your input! It is appreciated more than I can convey. I'm looking at anything and everything at this point. What a great community of help:-)
Lemonfair, thanks especially for your response. I'd not been aware of the pulse difference.
The Beano and allergist suggestions were great as well as all of the others. A smart bunch, you Serious Eaters!
Embarrassing food question. Need help with foods I love.
Thanks, moibec and lemons.
Yes, even pasta with olive oil and salt and pepper will give me lower stomach pain, (and I eat hardly any bread). I have a gastroenterologist who has done tests, with results indicating there should not be a problem. If it matters, my dad has the same issues with similar foods.
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Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
Cool video, but I'm not eating the cartilage.
Do You Like Mock Foods?
omg! This topic made me think of that silly recipe on the ritz box. Has anyone actually ever made that "mock apple pie?" I'll have to check out the link as well.
Embarrassing food question. Need help with foods I love.
Thank you all so much for your input! It is appreciated more than I can convey. I'm looking at anything and everything at this point. What a great community of help:-)
Lemonfair, thanks especially for your response. I'd not been aware of the pulse difference.
The Beano and allergist suggestions were great as well as all of the others. A smart bunch, you Serious Eaters!
Embarrassing food question. Need help with foods I love.
Thanks, moibec and lemons.
Yes, even pasta with olive oil and salt and pepper will give me lower stomach pain, (and I eat hardly any bread). I have a gastroenterologist who has done tests, with results indicating there should not be a problem. If it matters, my dad has the same issues with similar foods.
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Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
I'm from Buffalo originally and I learned early on (from my Pops) that the only real way to eat a wing is to put the entire thing in your mouth and work it around for a while until you pull out a clean bone.
De-boning a chicken wing? Get real.
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
Hmm...I usually don't have a problem just using my finger and poking out that meat that gets stuck between the two bones.
However, after watching this and reading the comments, I think I may go with pulling the small bone out then proceeding with the eating with the big bone still in.
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
there's a wrong way to eat a chicken wing?
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
For me, the fun of eating wings is the gnawing around! And trust me, I get all the meat out.
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
I have my own technique. I push the middle section of meat up and bite it out, then rip the wing at one end to unfold it with the "hinge" at one end. Then eat the meat off of each bone. No cartilage consumption (blech) and I get all the meat off the bone.
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
nice technique! but that's kinda like the infomercials where they make the conventional technique look impossible. like the woman who can't fry an egg without making a huge mess or using a ton of oil. i eat chicken wings without this technique and I don't leave all that meat on the bone.
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
I've eaten wings like this for years. I usually just pinch the cartilage to separate it from the bones and use it as a handle to dip in blue cheese or hotsauce, then just bite the meat off and toss the cartilage bits. Quicker than eating other ways and much easier to dip. Sometimes the big bone doesn't always come out, so its almost like a drumette at that point.
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
this is a great idea if you don't mind spending a full minute mashing the chicken between your fingers before you eat it. i'll stick with taking bites off the bone.
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
I've do that for the little bone (yank it out). Not sure why you need to take the big bone out (Since he doesn't go to the trouble of de-boning the drummette portion of the wing).
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
If you need a lesson you should not be eating chicken wings. I hope he doesn't get any knuckle hair in his Russian dressing.
Do You Like Mock Foods?
I love processed cheese slices. Do they count as a mock food? :P
Do You Like Mock Foods?
Love turkey pepperoni. turkey bacon doesn't do it for me.
About the only "fake" substitute food that sort of works for me is a guacamole like mix with all the right additions, but using frozen peas instead of avocados. Mostly only because I always have frozen peas on hand.
Do You Like Mock Foods?
bacon comes from pigs, apples are used in making apple pie, burgers are made with ground beef. (preferably chuck).
Do You Like Mock Foods?
@dbcurrie- your MIL stories are so entertaining! lol
Do You Like Mock Foods?
"do any of you have the same strange preferences of a mock food over a "real" food?"
I'm a realist so no.
But I choose mock foods on occasion.
Do You Like Mock Foods?
I have no problem with turkey or chicken sausages or burgers as long as they aren't pretending to be beef or pork. They're fine as they are, they don't need to pretend they're something else.
Funniest mock food though - I was visiting with the inlaws and the conversation got around to the cost of food and sales and bargains and how better cuts can be cost effective and MIL said that she bought filet mignon. At which point I almost fainted. She doesn't buy cuts like that, ever. So she pulled out one of her filets and it was basically a frozen, formed compressed hockey puck of ground beef that was wrapped in a slice of bacon. I asked her if she realized it was just ground beef and not an actual beef steak, and she was well aware of what it was. "These are only a dollar a piece!" she said. "And they're really good!"
Well, let's think about this. I'd guess that it was maybe 1/6 pound of ground mystery beef. Maybe less -- maybe as little as 1/8 pound. They really were small. Plus a slice of bacon of unknown quality. It's cheap for filet (which is isn') but expensive for ground mystery beef (which it is).
As far as good, if she served it on a bun with the bacon nicely crisped on top of it, that would be fine as a burger. But if someone invited me over for steak and served me a lump of well-done burger wrapped in bacon, I think I'd be underwhelmed. Don't get me wrong - I like burgers - but a burger is not a steak.
Do You Like Mock Foods?
I'm a purist. I mostly just go for the real thing for myself. But I don't mind the challenge of cooking for my vegetarian, vegan friends and lactose-free friends. In that case, I usually avoid the pre-packaged meat substitutes because I just like making my own. Vegan margarine and lentils come in handy...
Do You Like Mock Foods?
I like daiya vegan cheese. Not nearly as much as real cheese, but I'll take what I can get. It melts and stretches and tastes good (as in, tastes like the processed cheese product normally used in grilled cheese and on pizza).
Do You Like Mock Foods?
Not as a rule of thumb, generally I'll eat the truest version of the food I can find. However there are exceptions - the local veggie restaurant serves mock riblets that are fantastic. Better than some real versions. And while all the fake burgers and hotdogs used to be gross, I was recently served chili made with veggie ground round, and until I was told about it, I had NO idea.
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I've never tried turkey pepperoni but I've had turkey bacon and it was awful. I rarely eat bacon anyway so I opt for the real thing.
Years ago, I worked for a bakery in Colorado. The owners were very "granola" people. They used to do things like vegetarian pizzas with spelt crusts, etc. One day the owner tried a vegan mozzarella product and asked me for an opinion of it. I was really surprised! It tasted very good, downright creamy. My only critique was that next time he used it for pizza, shred it over the pie instead of cutting little rectangular bricks. The cheese did not spread. At least if it was shredded, it would have looked more like "real" mozzie. It was called Veganrella and that was the last time I ever saw the stuff. Can't find it in supermarkets or health food stores. I made a vegan dinner for a friend and wanted to use it but couldn't find it anywhere.
I do love chicken sausage - but I love it for what it is. To me, it's not a substitute for pork sausage, just another type of sausage. I love turkey burgers when they're well made (read: homemade or at Ruby Tuesday). Again, I like them for what they are and not as a sub for a beef burger.
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@thehostess: I do, too! I thought that I might be the only one. I tried them once, when I was trying to make pizza for my parents who both wanted to go on a healthier diet (which they tend to start anew each day) and I loved them! Now I use them over anything else, really. Real pepperoni just tastes like peppered grease, if you ask me.
Do You Like Mock Foods?
I heart turkey pepperoni. I know its wrong, but I don't care.
Do You Like Mock Foods?
Life is too short to eat "mock" foods. On the other hand, I don't consider things like soy milk and seitan to be mock foods. They're an entirely different product altogether than dairy milk and meat.
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I have made the mock apple pie--
The story that tends to go along with it is it was created out of a desire for a dessert but a lack of or inability to afford fruit/apples.
My grandma made it every year around the holidays for an aunt who loved when she made it back in the 50's.
It is edible, but not great, and certainly does not have an apple-like texture, just the spices.
I am also not a fan of fake food products, or food mimics. I am a pescatarian now, but I can make a meal just fine without "fake meat" of any kind. I do like tofu and such, but I don't prep it as I would meat.
Do You Like Mock Foods?
When I was a kid, the local butcher sold what he called "mock chicken legs." I loved them. They were some kind of meat on a stick, with a crumb coating. I think they were cheaper than chicken legs at the time. Sort of an economy chicken dish.
A while back, I went hunting for old recipes that might have been those chicken legs, and I found something close to what I recall, but not quite. I'm sure the butcher had his own recipe and methods. Funny thing is that the mock chicken legs were probably made from veal, so maybe veal was cheaper then, compared to chicken.
As far as turkey bacon, to me it's more like ham than bacon. Which is fine, if that's the flavor profile you're looking for. Otherwise, I'd rather use the bacon when it's needed. But to be honest, I probably use a pound or two of bacon a year. I might re-think that if I was eating a pound a week and it was a health issue.
Other than that, I don't really like foods that masquerade as other foods.
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Cool video, but I'm not eating the cartilage.