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'Eat Me: The Food and Philosophy of Kenny Shopsin'

I like to kill flies.

I just loved this show, this funny fat basterd reminds me of my best friend and they look, and talk, and act just like twins.

But then them Jews all look the same to me.

Hey Kenny, if you ever get down to Texas, I'll put you in a condo on Canyon Lake for 7 days and, I just love hanging around mean Old Basterds. I like your philosophy of realizing that your a piece of shit, Most people never realize it.

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From Serious Eats

'Eat Me: The Food and Philosophy of Kenny Shopsin'

I like to kill flies.

I just loved this show, this funny fat basterd reminds me of my best friend and they look, and talk, and act just like twins.

But then them Jews all look the same to me.

Hey Kenny, if you ever get down to Texas, I'll put you in a condo on Canyon Lake for 7 days and, I just love hanging around mean Old Basterds. I like your philosophy of realizing that your a piece of shit, Most people never realize it.

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Location: Galveston Texas Baby

About: Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and Taste. I'm still a damn good looking man even though I only have one good eye and one good tooth. I like to kill what I eat before I cook it, So's I can say the apology, and thanks.

Favorite foods: Nothing taste better than what you can gather from your own woods and your own garden, dove soup.
Don't let your Chiwawa roam too far from your home if you know what I mean, I'm a cat person, I just love, well.

Last bite on earth: Mary Jane brownies, Methadone filled cream pies and morphine maranated Lobster, Hey that's a no brainer right. If I gotta die and all, I might as well be laghing.