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Find a fresh water stream and look along the banks. All you want. Free.

Next thing you know people will be saying that he does coke and smokes pot. Oh, yeah, he did.

Hey, it's hip to bash Christians and, to a certain extent, Jews. Bash Muslims or other non-Western religions and you're an intolerant racist. Get with the system!

One of the great parts of owning your own business is that YOU get to decide if the customer is right and YOU get to decide if that customer was being polite (as they invariably claim they are) and YOU don't have to suck up, kiss ass or bite your lip. I cannot fathom why that is hard to understand. Kenny doesn't owe anybody a damn thing and, if he thinks that you're a dick, that's the way it goes, and he doesn't have to explain it to you if he doesn't want to. He is telling you that he doesn't want to conduct business on your terms, but on his, and that he doesn't need your money, so go spend it someplace else. Pretty simple. What's the big deal? I wish that I had that sort of freedom.

Please. Typical demanding New Yorker. If you knew anything about Shopsin's you knew that your whiny demands would be met with derision or worse. But you went, anyway, and acted like like a cartoon character of a bitchy, narcissistic navel-gazer. Cook at home, if you're capable, or go to some hippie joint that will tolerate your demands for a self-indulgent meal.