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Website: http://www.honest-food.net

Location: Sacramento, CA

About: I write. I fish. I dig earth, raise plants, live for food and kill wild animals. I drink bourbon, Barolo or Budweiser with equal aplomb and wish I owned a farm. I am the omnivore who has solved his dilemma.

Favorite foods: Wild game, mushrooms, pork, salami, odd salad greens, tomatoes, mandarins, salmon belly, garlic...I could go on...

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The Ten Most Recent Comments By HunterAnglerGardenerCook

From Talk

Shad Season

You should come to California or Oregon, where the two largest American shad runs in the world are. There are so many in the Sacramento you can keep 25 a day...

...and it should be said that while certain species of shad do occur worldwide, the American shad is only native to the East Coast from Florida to Labrador. It was planted in California in 1871 and spread to the West Coast after that.

Our season has just started now, and will run into July. I will be sharpening my knives to fillet the fish, which takes some doing. Once filleted, you can do all kinds of things with shad, which earns its Latin name sapidissima.

As for the roe, I flour it, cook it in bacon fat, and serve with chervil and a wedge of lemon.

From Required Eating

WTF Is on this Swiss Chard?

If I had to guess, the ones on the left are Harlequin Bug eggs. They are pretty but nasty beetles that will destroy your garden. No idea about the ones on the right, though...

Pick the eggs off and toss them into some kerosene, or light them on fire, mush them on pavement, etc. Use your imagination!

From Talk

Soft-Shell Crabs

The East Coast. Maryland or the Cheasapeake side of Virginia. As for a specific place, take your pick.

If anyone knows where to get high-quality soft-shells out West, I am all ears.

And does anyone know if they freeze well?

From Talk

What makes a bratwurst a bratwurst?

For what it's worth, I got my info from a German butcher named Dirk Muller who runs Morant's Old Fashioned Sausage Kitchen in Sacramento. Muller went through years of training in Germany to get his certification. He says the grill-and-simmer method I had been using all along, a la the Johnsonville (or any Wisconsin BBQ) isn't "proper" in Germany. He doesn't dispute that it's a great way to cook brats, just that it's not not that way in Germany.

Weisswurst is always fine-grained, even emulsified, then poached before final cooking. Not entirely sure about bockwurst, though.

From Required Eating

Paper or Canvas? (Adios, Plastic)

Sigh. I hate the whole jihad against plastic bags. Unless I am at a farmer's market, I always get plastic -- and they always get several uses after I bring them home: Cat poop containers, lunch bags during the week, bags for marinating meats, bags to hold the produce I bought at the farmer's market. I've used some bags to carry my lunches in for weeks.

And I know I am not the only person who does this.

From Talk

What makes a bratwurst a bratwurst?

All bratwurst means is that you grill it. It is a generic term. There are brats made with pork and beef or combinations of the two. Some are coarse grained, some are emulsified. Here in America, unless you are within the "Brat Belt" of the Upper Midwest where many styles exist (my favorite is the Sheboygan Brat), a typical "brat" in the rest of the country is a white pork sausage with caraway, garlic powder and nutmeg. "Red Brats" are similar, but with beef.

From Talk

Dried Herbs.

Another vote for Penzeys here.

From Talk

Favorite Sausage?

Good lord! ALL OF THEM! I make my own, and each has its own use.

  • Smoked go well with greens like kale or chard.
  • White, emulsified (weisswurst) are for fine dining and are good poached .
  • "Bratwurst" really only means "grilling sausage." Trust the Germans on this one...they know from sausage.
  • Mexican chorizo and eggs? Is there anything better?
  • Salami as an antipasto? Yes YEs YES!
  • Two words: Hot Dogs.
  • A sagey breakfast sausage on a cold morning? You betchya, hey!
  • And finally, my ultimate sausage dish: Italian sausage, grilled peppers and onions, with good mustard on a hoagie roll. Come to papa!

From Recipes

Snapshots From Italy: Hammer Your Spears

Wow. While I do like roasted asparagus with cheese, consider me stridently disagreeing with you on the tender-crisp thing. I detest modern Italian "hammer" cookery; the only foul part of an otherwise excellent meal at Batali's Esca a year ago was the destroyed veggie sidedish. It was inedible, almost Southern in its olive-drab destruction.

I would rather take my cues from the Italians' ancestors -- the ancient Romans had an expression for "lickety-split" that literally translated into "as quick as cooking asparagus." Hurumph.

From Talk

Lamb and Mutton

Responses to Comments by HunterAnglerGardenerCook

From Talk

Shad Season

Sounds like there is no shortage of shad there, HunterAnglerGardenerCook! Fantastic. What is the method used to fish them?

I can't imagine filleting shad. You have great patience. I haven't really enjoyed cleaning fish since the night in the Florida Keys when I caught an octopus which I was thrilled about till it kept slithering away and even when I cut off the tentacles they were walking around by themselves and then there was the skate the same night which was a PITA to clean (for a very small amount of meat) then topped off by the ugliest lizard-fish man or woman ever set eyes on. Somehow it all just got to be too much. :)

From Recipes

Snapshots From Italy: Hammer Your Spears

I have had asparagus "hammered" and it's great.

Dennis Czigler
www.italytraveltours.biz

From Required Eating

WTF Is on this Swiss Chard?

Hmmm...I don't know. I'm down with caviar;
but you'd have to pay me a lot to taste those beetle eggs.

p.s. I'm itchy now too!

From Talk

Soft-Shell Crabs

Gulf Coast of Louisiana and Mississippi!!!

From Talk

Soft-Shell Crabs

BALTIMORE and absolutely no place else! And in Baltimore the only place to get a good, basic, real down to earth soft shell crab is Faidley's at the Lexington Market.
So there.

From Required Eating

WTF Is on this Swiss Chard?

Everytime I see this picture I start to get itchy. Make it stop.

From Required Eating

WTF Is on this Swiss Chard?

Or you could cook and eat them. Mmmm, protein.

From Talk

Soft-Shell Crabs

My dad is a shrimper in Louisiana and always catches some for me since he knows they're my favorite! I know the Northeast is famous for them, but we get some pretty nice ones on the Gulf Coast, too.

They do freeze well. Daddy cleans them well and freezes them in water in Ziploc bags. Once thawed, pat them dry, dip in milk & egg mixture, dredge in well-seasoned flour and fry to golden brown. They are the best-tasting things in the world!!!!!!!

From Required Eating

Paper or Canvas? (Adios, Plastic)

CookiePie, on corn plastics (also called PLA) it's not as good as the propaganda. Sure, they are compostable but it requires a special process that no backyard will approximate and few towns or cities have in place. So, it's a contaminate to composting but also one to plastics as it can't be recycled and indeed ruins recycling efforts of plastic.

According to a biodegradability standard that Mojo helped develop, PLA is said to decompose into carbon dioxide and water in a “controlled composting environment” in fewer than 90 days. What’s a controlled composting environment? Not your backyard bin, pit or tumbling barrel. It’s a large facility where compost—essentially, plant scraps being digested by microbes into fertilizer—reaches 140 degrees for ten consecutive days. So, yes, as PLA advocates say, corn plastic is “biodegradable.” But in reality very few consumers have access to the sort of composting facilities that can make that happen. NatureWorks has identified 113 such facilities nationwide—some handle industrial food-processing waste or yard trimmings, others are college or prison operations—but only about a quarter of them accept residential foodscraps collected by municipalities.


Then there's the issue that more and more people are allergic to corn (which some tie to the genetically engineered strains that have appeared just in the last decade or so) and these plastics are literally deadly to them (which can be ironically unfortunate if they go to the hospital for ingesting food that wasn't supposed to contain it and end up worse because of all the corn derivitive contaminated equipment and medicines there.

The GE corn also requires intensive chemical inputs just to grow which are leaching into our groundwaters and oceans creating other issues such as dead zones which are destroying marine life (including seafood).

From Talk

Soft-Shell Crabs

My husband's family is from the Chesapeake Bay (Gran-Pop was a fisherman) I know they ship them all over the country, but the season is indeed short. Late May through June. Get them fresh, cook them quick! We give them a quick dusting of cornmeal/flour/old bay mix and sautee them in 50-50 butter/canola oil with tons of garlic. It is important to clean them properly. I leave that part up to the guys. ((((I know, kitchen weenie)))