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@CharJTF:

Does that mean the vegetarian version of that is tofaconfucken?

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Tofucken, the Vegetarian Turducken, and Other Interesting Meat Marriages

@CharJTF:

Does that mean the vegetarian version of that is tofaconfucken?

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Tofucken, the Vegetarian Turducken, and Other Interesting Meat Marriages

Thanks to all of you.
I lost my dad, last of my family and have been sitting around while moss grows on me. After reading all these comments I found myself laughing till I found tears on my cheeks. Thank you for the wonderful, funny reading. I am now going to get dressed and go shopping.
Happy Holidays to all and never loose that humor.

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Tofucken, the Vegetarian Turducken, and Other Interesting Meat Marriages

It IS a great great curse. Thanks fr the idea redzerostar!

ToFucken!!!! hit cane on floor, grumble, grumble.

Reminds me of a friend who years ago, on seeing the title of a new fantasy novel, decided that "Dragondrums" would make an excellent curse word.

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I am laughing so hard. Oh my god.

"Tofuckthat."

"tofuck you, tofuck's sake."

*DYING*

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Tofucken, the Vegetarian Turducken, and Other Interesting Meat Marriages

and then there is the turgooduccochiqua - a quail inside a cornish game hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a goose. off Neatorama:

turgooduccochiqua

and the guys pictures on flickr:
turgooduccochiqua pics

not at all vegetarian, but totally crazy!

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Tofucken, the Vegetarian Turducken, and Other Interesting Meat Marriages

Oh my! I thought you guys were a little "anal" about language issues here. Apparently not!

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Tofucken, the Vegetarian Turducken, and Other Interesting Meat Marriages

my new favorite curse..."tofucken!" especially appropriate to use when frustrated with relatives who only want to eat steamed broccoli at thanksgiving and scoff at my eating three... no, four... lemon bars. tofuck you, tofuck's sake.

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Tofucken, the Vegetarian Turducken, and Other Interesting Meat Marriages

Chicken tenders inside pork tenderloin, inside beef tenderloin.

Butterfly the tenderloins, layer them, and roll them around the chicken tenders. Slice across when done, to reveal the meat spiral.

Call it The Circle Of Life.

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Oh, the horror... the horror...

I'm trying to think of something clever to say here, but all I can come up with is:

WHY?

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