Accidental and unchecked undercooking not detected until the burger has been fully dressed.

Hamburger Helper beef stroganoff, chicken breast with boxed mashed potatoes and jarred gravy, spaghetti and pizza. So, mid-Michigan, I guess

Sunrise's biscuits are a chore to eat. The biscuit-to-filet ratio isn't right. Bojangles is the truth. The spicy filet compliments the biscuit perfectly.

Not fast food, but I miss Weaver Chicken Turnovers more than anything. Little pot pies minus veggies, basically. I bet the last time they existed was 1983.

Ban all blueberry-flavored cereals? But that would get rid of Blueberry Muffin Tops, and just couldn't have that. And Life and Cinnamon Life are probably the two best cereals ever. Maybe exaggerating there, but the Life brand is wonderful.

General Tso's Chicken, but only if it ISN'T served with broccoli.

Hell yeah on the Blueberry Muffins Tops, PinkCupcake. That and Cinnamon Toast Crunch are best eaten dry. Also, I gave Blueberry Muffins Tops as Christmas gifts to family members a few years back, and everyone still seems to love me. As a second also, my favorite cereal ever is Team Flakes.

Unless he is making Donner Party-flavored chips, I think his tagline of "Boy that's good eatin'!" needs a comma.

Usually small bites. Nobody wants to get busy with a full gut.

Chocolate chip cookies. I follow recipes, yet they end up spreading too much. Like you can see light through them if you hold them up. I haven't tried to make them in over a decade because they always suck.

"Tails of a Paladin Chef." BOOM! Nailed all three!

Those Banquet wings are fabulous for frozen. They crisp up nicely, and you can absolutely douse them in hot sauce after cooking. Best of both worlds.

Gotta say, bitching about free articles you don't have to read is pretty pointless. Is it just me, or does anyone else think it is totally absurd to expect these writers to create new content all holiday long to satisfy a couple readers who had the time to memorize every article generated in 2012?