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Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links
@Avocado
I think it's a misguided attempt to help it form a crust without overcooking the center. The idea is that you deep-chill it so that the middle stays cool while you sear the exterior. In my experience, it just makes the exterior more difficult to sear, and creates a more unevenly cooked burger. I still need to do some more testing on this one though.
I'd take that whole article with a grain of salt. Anyone who puts Bartley's on a "best of" list has probably never really tasted a Bartley's burger (blah), and to call Bristol's burger unashamedly simple when it's house-made and served on a house-made bun is just wrong.
It's hard to find a good review in any of the Boston publications - most of them are just thinly veiled PR in disguise.
8 burgers mentioned, and not a single bad thing to say about any of them? Really?
The Nasty Bits: Chongqing-style Penis with Wolfberries [Valentine's Day Edition]
@chichi
Have you tried other types of Penis? I hear that duck penis and cobra penis are both eaten (though as with beef, probably more for superstition than good flavor). And how does the beef penis compare to testicles (which I find to also be relatively bland and soft)?
@sailordave
meanwhile, I spent most of superbowl sunday slowing stewing on the couch surrounded by a bunch of dicks (just kidding, I love my friends. Sort of). I suppose it was inevitable that this thread would at some point devolve into penis jokes, right?
Need tofu recipe ideas!
@hmw0029
I'd never heard him speak before. Funny.
My mom used to make stuff from the packets when she was lazy. I actually kind of like it in the same way that I kind of like spaghetti-o's, Devilicious, and frozen Swanson chicken pot pies. Though the last time I had it was a few years ago. Maybe I'm due for another tasting.
But yes, good point. Japanese people tend to like their food sweeter and gloppier than Chinese.
Actually, I don't know what your experience in Japan is, but I've found that of all the places I've been to in the world, Japan is the place that translates foreign cuisines the worst. I've had the worst Chinese food of my life there (really, really, really horrible), the worst "American" food (a weirdly sweet hot dog topped with potato salad), the worst pizza (with penne, worcestershire, and mayo), and the worst German (gravy-laden "hamurg" steak). It's shocking to me that their own cuisine can be so great, but that they perform such atrocious horrors on others'!
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About J. Kenji Lopez-Alt
Website: http://www.goodeater.org
Location: goodeaterkenji
About: I love dead animals, live vegetables, and hamburgers.
Favorite foods: The pig
Last bite on earth: Anything but my tongue.

Michael Pollan has three books on the Amazon top 100, including the #2 slot. That's as mainstream as it gets!