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Actually, Kosher animals must have CLOVEN hooves. Accordingly, standard pigs are in fact "half-Kosher," while the mulefoot pig is especially un-Kosher.

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

I second Stushi's notion (and raise him 14 years of Orthodox Jewish education). As with anything in nature that works well, or the film Winged Migration,"this sort of thing is fertile ground for BOTH atheists and banana-theologians to bolster their case.

I refer you to the classic Monty Python song (below). Either take God to task for the bad stuff, or refrain from praising him for the good. To do otherwise is simply bananas.

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin,
Who made the sharks, He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all

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In Videos: The Whole Hog Project

Actually, Kosher animals must have CLOVEN hooves. Accordingly, standard pigs are in fact "half-Kosher," while the mulefoot pig is especially un-Kosher.

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

I second Stushi's notion (and raise him 14 years of Orthodox Jewish education). As with anything in nature that works well, or the film Winged Migration,"this sort of thing is fertile ground for BOTH atheists and banana-theologians to bolster their case.

I refer you to the classic Monty Python song (below). Either take God to task for the bad stuff, or refrain from praising him for the good. To do otherwise is simply bananas.

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin,
Who made the sharks, He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

By the way, in an interview with Hellbound Alleee a while back, Ray Comfort conceded the banana argument:

Alleee: So what do you think- The banana thing has been going around the Internet- I don’t know if you know this-

Ray: Well, the banana thing’s kinda tongue-in-cheek. Noone should really take it too seriously.

Alleee: Okay, so- I just wanted to- because there’s been a lot of talk- even like… Penn from “Penn and Teller” is talking about this. There’s been a lot of talk about this- the banana thing about how God made it so perfectly for humans but… the biggest- the most logical argument I’ve heard and actually made myself was that God didn’t make the banana. Because… it’s called horticulture.

Ray: Where does it come from?

Alleee: Well, man- the banana originally- well, I don’t know how originally it was, but the wild banana-

Franc: It’s called the…

Alleee: Plantain, right. Before the plantain, the banana was kind of hard and not very tasty and not- not what we have designed it to fit the hand better… bananas are big and plump and sweet because of what we have done-

Ray: The thing is, I wouldn’t let the banana thing worry you.

Aaron: [laughing]

Alleee: Well, I’m just saying that… there are very few plants- and we argue with some environmentalists a lot who- who don’t believe in bioengineered food- because most food that we eat of course is farmed and is… done through horticulture and we’ve engineered these fruits and vegetables to be more tasty to us. So actually, the banana seems to be not- not made by God at this point, it’s more like… what came first, the banana or the hand? You know? Man took the banana and made it better for man, rather than the other way…

Ray: Okay, you’ve got that one. You can have the banana.

Franc: [laughing] We win! We win!

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

So if the Banana is from God, does that mean that the Durian is from the devil?

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

OK, I'm going to ask a stupid question - where did bananas originate? I've always thought it was in South America and close by islands. If it were in deed a "new world" fruit - then they probably weren't affected by human "intervention" that much until after 1492. I suppose that natives could have crossed the Pacific and then gone back with some. Just wondering! ;D

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

So if I point out the fact that, prior to human intervention, bananas were generally inedible and certainly didn't fit nicely into a human hand does it mean that I have proven that god doesn't exist?

Wow, couldn't he have even bothered to google "wild banana"?

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

I'm thinking more and more that this line of reasoning proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that we evolved from apes.

Thank you, Kirk Cameron, for settling this debate.

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

This video would make a lot more sense if those believing in the Christian God only ate bananas and nothing else.

If God were to design the food we eat for ease of eating, by his logic, wouldn't everything we eat be like a banana?

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

ugh..paglia. pretentious and uninformed, a great combination.

thank god for the creation of iceberg lettuce for easier packing and shipping. oh, wait...

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

He fails to explain that all the things that make a banana easy for humans to eat also make easy for...MONKEYS!

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

thank you for setting back Christian thought, reason, and logic back 4000 years (yes... that's before Jesus was around...)

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

"Smug, self-righteous proclamations about how the entire universe was designed for the benefit of me, me, me are the mark of pathological solipsism"

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In Videos: The Banana as the Atheist's Nightmare, Explained

"Anti-religious sneers are the hallmark of perpetual adolescence."
Camille Paglia

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