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An Awesome Keychain: The Bacon Avocado Cheeseburger Tower by Re-Ment

They are made in China with lead paint and Asbestos... they are NOT burgers and should NOT be posted on this site!

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Food and Animal Hybrids Comic

...you are increasingly moving towards stupid subjects. Stop it now.

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From A Hamburger Today

An Awesome Keychain: The Bacon Avocado Cheeseburger Tower by Re-Ment

They are made in China with lead paint and Asbestos... they are NOT burgers and should NOT be posted on this site!

From Serious Eats

Food and Animal Hybrids Comic

...you are increasingly moving towards stupid subjects. Stop it now.

From A Hamburger Today

Cheese-Cake-A-Burger from Costco

Okay - enough of the cake burgers. This is supposed to be a site dedicated to the almighty hamburger - not cake, ice cream, party hats, furniture, pr anything else not gastronomically related!

From Serious Eats

Seriously Delicious Super Bowl Party Giveaway: La Frieda Black Label Burgers

There once was a Burger from Texas
That dripped cheese all the way to Memphis
It's tomato was worn,
And it's pickles were torn,
But Damn! Those people were jealous!

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Burger King's New Meat-Scented Spray, 'Flame'

The king is gay.

No mistake about this one... the King is gay....

Gross!

I don't need no Whopper!

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Dear AHT: Should I Make Burgers with My Elk Meat?

Kirk,

Use Sage sausage and cut the Elk with it. Mix it tgether and make the best burgers you will ever have!

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Excellent Burger at Dippity's in Lumberton, Texas

Being from Texas, and living in South Carolina now... I love the thought of this Burger. I love the picture, the color, and the condiments. All in all, I'd say that those pictures and the article have made me more homesick then I've been in five years gone.
Dippity's is now on my list.

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At Olives, the Burger Is Just an Afterthought

He's not a Ninja - he's a Pirate!
A Quasi - Captain of the Black-clad hamburger seas...
Or an Asshat... whichever you prefer!

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The Haute Cuisine 'Submarine' Burger from Father's Office in Los Angeles

That's NOT a burger! This charlatan should be reviewed on Epicurious.com or some other poofy site like that.

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'Why Does Sonic Advertise on TV When There's No Sonic Near Me?'

I've always liked Sonic, but it does seem that the quality of the food has gone way south in the past 5 years. I can't quite identify what it is exactly, but usually the fries and onion rings are a cold gloppy mess of oil and flaccid side food. Also, I think they changed the bread company for the buns - seems much cheaper now.

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Whataburger -- Anybody eaten at one before?

I grew up in Texas, and Whataburger is THE fast food burger joint to go to. I looooove those burgers. I live in South Carolina now, so I can't get them though.
I've had 5 guys and In-and-Outs, but Whataburger beats them hands down! The burger is always cooked fresh, the veggies are always crisp, and the fries absolutely rock. You can't get a better burger anywahere. What a burger!!!

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Website: http://wtf-losferwords.blogspot.com

Location: Chuck Town

About: Born and raised in small town Texas - lived in Mexico, Korea, Africa, and Alaska. I'm now in South Carolina... and I can't get a WhatABurger!
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Favorite foods: Hamburgers
Pizza
Pierogies
Tacos

Last bite on earth: My Uncle's home made Venison/Beef Cheeseburger with Mayo, cracked black pepper and a slice of fresh tomato!