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Seriously Delicious Super Bowl Party Giveaway: Mike Mills Baby Back Ribs and Pulled Pork

Alas, a Haiku
For the Seventeenth Street Que
Dreams of tangy sauce...

FattyMelt at 9:26AM on 01/26/10

From A Hamburger Today

An Awesome Keychain: The Bacon Avocado Cheeseburger Tower by Re-Ment

They are made in China with lead paint and Asbestos... they are NOT burgers and should NOT be posted on this site!

FattyMelt at 8:16PM on 01/21/10

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Food and Animal Hybrids Comic

...you are increasingly moving towards stupid subjects. Stop it now.

FattyMelt at 8:14PM on 01/21/10

From A Hamburger Today

AHT Poll: What's Your Favorite Non-Beef Burger?

Venison.

FattyMelt at 4:59PM on 12/21/09

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Cook the Book: Pan Pizza

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FattyMelt answered "No. I stick with the main event" to Do you order sides with your pizza (and if so, what?)

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From Serious Eats

Seriously Delicious Super Bowl Party Giveaway: Mike Mills Baby Back Ribs and Pulled Pork

Alas, a Haiku
For the Seventeenth Street Que
Dreams of tangy sauce...

FattyMelt at 9:26AM on 01/26/10

From A Hamburger Today

An Awesome Keychain: The Bacon Avocado Cheeseburger Tower by Re-Ment

They are made in China with lead paint and Asbestos... they are NOT burgers and should NOT be posted on this site!

FattyMelt at 8:16PM on 01/21/10

From Serious Eats

Food and Animal Hybrids Comic

...you are increasingly moving towards stupid subjects. Stop it now.

FattyMelt at 8:14PM on 01/21/10

From A Hamburger Today

AHT Poll: What's Your Favorite Non-Beef Burger?

Venison.

FattyMelt at 4:59PM on 12/21/09

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AHT Poll: What's Your Favorite Mass Market Burger Chain?

WHAT-A-BURGER!
Amen.

FattyMelt at 8:27PM on 12/03/09

From Chicago

Mundelein, Illinois: Bill's Pizza & Pub

BRAINZ!

FattyMelt at 5:14PM on 11/06/09

From A Hamburger Today

Cheese-Cake-A-Burger from Costco

Okay - enough of the cake burgers. This is supposed to be a site dedicated to the almighty hamburger - not cake, ice cream, party hats, furniture, pr anything else not gastronomically related!

FattyMelt at 4:56PM on 10/06/09

From A Hamburger Today

The 50 Best Burgers in Texas from 'Texas Monthly'

No Keller's in Dallas????

FattyMelt at 11:49AM on 07/26/09

From Slice

F-Words of Wisdom from Pizzaiolo Chris Bianco

That's F'n brilliant!

FattyMelt at 5:02PM on 05/07/09

From Slice

In Which I Eat the Hot Dog and French Fry Pizza at Pizzeria Reginella

...that is disturbing on many levels!

FattyMelt at 4:32PM on 01/29/09

From A Hamburger Today

Vortex Bar & Grill on 'Man vs. Food'

Looks like pure crap!

FattyMelt at 5:08PM on 01/26/09

From Serious Eats

Seriously Delicious Super Bowl Party Giveaway: La Frieda Black Label Burgers

There once was a Burger from Texas
That dripped cheese all the way to Memphis
It's tomato was worn,
And it's pickles were torn,
But Damn! Those people were jealous!

FattyMelt at 5:17PM on 01/24/09

From A Hamburger Today

Burger King's New Meat-Scented Spray, 'Flame'

...in fact - he's a flamer!

FattyMelt at 9:15PM on 12/16/08

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Burger King's New Meat-Scented Spray, 'Flame'

The king is gay.

No mistake about this one... the King is gay....

Gross!

I don't need no Whopper!

FattyMelt at 9:15PM on 12/16/08

From Serious Eats

Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Southside Market Sausage

Hometeam BBQ - Charleston SC.
There is no mustard sauce here...


FattyMelt at 9:31AM on 12/14/08

From A Hamburger Today

Dear AHT: Should I Make Burgers with My Elk Meat?

Kirk,

Use Sage sausage and cut the Elk with it. Mix it tgether and make the best burgers you will ever have!

FattyMelt at 8:05PM on 12/11/08

From Slice

How to Make a Pizzarito

Pizzachanga!!!!!!!!!

FattyMelt at 4:55PM on 12/10/08

From Serious Eats

Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Two Peter Luger Steaks

RIBEYE - WELL MARBLED!

FattyMelt at 4:52PM on 12/10/08

From A Hamburger Today

Excellent Burger at Dippity's in Lumberton, Texas

Being from Texas, and living in South Carolina now... I love the thought of this Burger. I love the picture, the color, and the condiments. All in all, I'd say that those pictures and the article have made me more homesick then I've been in five years gone.
Dippity's is now on my list.

FattyMelt at 10:29PM on 11/04/08

From A Hamburger Today

At Olives, the Burger Is Just an Afterthought

He's not a Ninja - he's a Pirate!
A Quasi - Captain of the Black-clad hamburger seas...
Or an Asshat... whichever you prefer!

FattyMelt at 10:19PM on 11/04/08

From A Hamburger Today

The Haute Cuisine 'Submarine' Burger from Father's Office in Los Angeles

That's NOT a burger! This charlatan should be reviewed on Epicurious.com or some other poofy site like that.

FattyMelt at 5:05PM on 10/29/08

From A Hamburger Today

'Why Does Sonic Advertise on TV When There's No Sonic Near Me?'

I've always liked Sonic, but it does seem that the quality of the food has gone way south in the past 5 years. I can't quite identify what it is exactly, but usually the fries and onion rings are a cold gloppy mess of oil and flaccid side food. Also, I think they changed the bread company for the buns - seems much cheaper now.

FattyMelt at 5:37PM on 10/08/08

From A Hamburger Today

Grilled: Krista Kuban

...I think I'm in love...

FattyMelt at 5:34PM on 10/08/08

From Talk

Chain Restaurant Burgers

Whataburger. Period.

FattyMelt at 5:22PM on 10/08/08

From Talk

Whataburger -- Anybody eaten at one before?

I grew up in Texas, and Whataburger is THE fast food burger joint to go to. I looooove those burgers. I live in South Carolina now, so I can't get them though.
I've had 5 guys and In-and-Outs, but Whataburger beats them hands down! The burger is always cooked fresh, the veggies are always crisp, and the fries absolutely rock. You can't get a better burger anywahere. What a burger!!!

FattyMelt at 5:17PM on 10/08/08

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About FattyMelt

Website: http://wtf-losferwords.blogspot.com

Location: Chuck Town

About: Born and raised in small town Texas - lived in Mexico, Korea, Africa, and Alaska. I'm now in South Carolina... and I can't get a WhatABurger!
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Favorite foods: Hamburgers
Pizza
Pierogies
Tacos

Last bite on earth: My Uncle's home made Venison/Beef Cheeseburger with Mayo, cracked black pepper and a slice of fresh tomato!