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Soda: Do You Ever Mix Fanta and Coke?
At scout camp, we routinely mixed Dr Pepper and Sunkist orange. Whenever we did it anywhere else, we got laughed at, but it was my troop's drink.
Pizza Flavored Steamed Buns: Stupid, or Genius?
Everything in Japan tasted sweet to me. It was like living in some bizarre foodland where the head chef was Buddy the Elf.
Last meal of 2011?
We always host a fondue party with three courses - cheese, meat and chocolate. I generally do a broth-based beef fondue ... not sure I'm brave enough for the hot oil yet, plus we have kids around and that scares me more than the chance of burns to any adult (even with booze). Cheese is almost always some blend of Swiss/German/Dutch with white wine, and the chocolate has been a fiasco since my wife insisted we buy the cheap fountain (which, fortuitously for the next party, broke as I was cleaning it).
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Endymion answered "3 at most" to How many toppings do you top your pizza with?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, September 27, 2010 at 9:55 AM
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Endymion answered "In the middle; don't love or hate them." to Do You Like Chili Burgers?
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Homemade McDonald's-Style Eggnog Shake
What would you use to chop a nutmeg? I see chasing this thing all over my counter and eventually getting pissed off and hitting it with a meat mallet.
Soda: Do You Ever Mix Fanta and Coke?
At scout camp, we routinely mixed Dr Pepper and Sunkist orange. Whenever we did it anywhere else, we got laughed at, but it was my troop's drink.
Pizza Flavored Steamed Buns: Stupid, or Genius?
Everything in Japan tasted sweet to me. It was like living in some bizarre foodland where the head chef was Buddy the Elf.
Last meal of 2011?
We always host a fondue party with three courses - cheese, meat and chocolate. I generally do a broth-based beef fondue ... not sure I'm brave enough for the hot oil yet, plus we have kids around and that scares me more than the chance of burns to any adult (even with booze). Cheese is almost always some blend of Swiss/German/Dutch with white wine, and the chocolate has been a fiasco since my wife insisted we buy the cheap fountain (which, fortuitously for the next party, broke as I was cleaning it).
Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Korin Knife
Man, I'm out of space on my knife rack, because I love the things. Parers, chef knives, vegetable santokus, serrated cheese slicers. My favorite is my Wusthof 7-inch sheep-foot santoku. It's big enough to take care of a melon or a squash, but delicate enough to julienne and brunoise.
Would You Try These Extreme Coffee Creamers?
My wife used to chug this crap. Seriously, I'd find myself buying a quart every two weeks. Then when she was pregnant with our second, she discovered it was triggering her morning sickness. I managed to wean her to half-and-half, and she's stayed on it. Granted, it is still flavored half-and-half, but at least real dairy is better than oil and emulsifiers.
I started drinking coffee about 20 years ago, and have never since deviated from black-one-sugar as my standard order. The additions are good for dessert, but not for my regular joe. (I'm also that guy who orders a "large" at Starbucks.)
Thanksgiving: What's Your Stuffing Approach?
I've done it every which way but loose. Stove Top, Pepperidge Farm, bakery bread, homemade cornbread, even croutons. We keep coming back to the Mrs. Cubbison's bread doctored up with our own herbs and vegetables. It's easy and pretty good.
Also, I sure prefer the turkey when it's cooked without the stuffing in it, but there would be a revolt among my family if I served only dressing.
SE Staff Picks: Least Favorite Halloween Candy
I can't believe nobody tagged the peanut butter nougat things in the orange and black wrappers, except for the one commenter who actually LIKED them. Those were awful. It was like a Bit-O-Honey made out of chalk and sadness. (But my dad liked them, so it worked out OK for him.)
Also, the one house that gave out a Bible comic book instead of candy. The first year it was like, "Cool, a comic book!" The second year, I was irritated because I'd already read it (and it was about how I was going to hell for celebrating Halloween). The third year, I saw kids coming away disappointed and advised my brother that maybe we skip that house from now on.
Got a Question for The Food Lab? Kenji Will Answer Everything
I'm assuming that you cook for Hambone too. What does he generally eat? What's his favorite treat?
The Food Lab, Drinks Edition: Is Mexican Coke Better?
You know, there must be something to the "regional differences" tack. I prefer Mexican Coke (but then, I haven't gone to the rigorous testing extremes discussed here), and I liked Coke better in Japan too. Not that I could read an ingredient label in Japanese ... but it seemed less carbonated, more flavorful. In fact, that was my experience with most sodas over there. They need to sell CC Lemon all over the US.
(I also liked McDonald's better in Japan, and they say it's the same, so that was either some kind of repressed patriotic jingoism or my body's reaction to not eating so much grease all the time while I lived there.)
Poll: What's Your Choice of the Chains?
Dion's is a chain in New Mexico and west Texas that I will go to before any other pizza place.
Of those listed: I like Little Caesar's but my wife prefers Papa John's, so if we have to order from one of them, we compromise and get Papa John's.
Oh, and +1 on Panago in Canada.
Taste Test: Chocolate Sandwich Cookies
It's funny how the stuff with natural/real ingredients always fails your taste tests. Maybe these flavors are more ingrained than we realize. I really like Late July sandwich cookies, though I'll admit they taste nothing like Oreos.
Hard Taco Shells: Yea or Nay?
I'm sort of amazed that nobody has yet mentioned the way I do it (which is the way my mom made them growing up). Stuff your hard tacos with meat and cheese first, THEN stick them in the oven. That way, even when the shell cracks while you're eating, the melted cheese holds stuff together and prevents major spillage.
Authentic tacos are a relatively recent addition to my palate. I grew up in Albuquerque -- hard shell plus ground beef and cheddar was just the way they were done in New Mexican restaurants, and true Mexican restaurants didn't do well there. Besides, I always feel self-conscious at a taqueria, like I look like I should speak better Spanish. Now I'll make them at home, and they're great, but usually when I crave tacos I want that nostalgia hit.
Served: Regulars: Young, Old, Wonderful, And Terrible
Kenji +1. It's so much easier in a smaller town -- and one with local restaurants. We lived in Orlando near UCF for a few years, and those chain joints had such high turnover it was impossible to be recognized. Now I frequent a little place near my house for breakfast, and it took no time at all before I got friendly with the servers. It also probably doesn't hurt that I tip like 40%. Hey, if you want to be a welcomed regular, you must also do your part.
Goodbye, Dumpling
NO. I am stunned and appalled and horrified. What a thing to happen to your pet. Thinking about if this happened to either of my dogs ... I can only imagine how much it hurts. I am so sorry.
If you've ever worked at a chain restaurant/ fast food place...
I worked the grill at a fast-casual restaurant in one of the Walt Disney World hotels. My favorite combo was to take the pastrami-onion topping from the reuben hot dogs, slather it on top of a cheeseburger, cover it in the chipotle mayonaise for the southwest chicken sandwiches, and stack it all inside rye bread from the cold sandwich station. We'd also put chicken tenders and Caesar dressing in the vegetarian tabbouleh wraps.
Do You Have Any 'Once In A Wifetime' Recipes?
I cook all the time. No, seriously. ALL THE TIME. I can't remember the last time my wife made dinner that did not involve opening a box and reading the instructions on the side. Hell, I can't even remember the last time she did THAT. Every dinner, every breakfast, every time she comes home for lunch and I happen to be here ... I cook it.
So to cook when she's not here? Are you kidding me?
I generally order a large pizza with lots of meat and chiles the first day she's gone. That lasts about four meals, and for any others I go get hot wings or breakfast burritos.
Japanese Snacks: Toys and Candy
Does Powdered Toast Man count?
How Do You Split the Restaurant Tab with a Big Group?
The first time I ever thought of separate checks was when a co-worker asked for them right as we sat down. This definitely makes it easier on the server -- then she doesn't have to open a check, print it out, cancel it, and start over. In this case, whoever asks for the appetizer pays for it. I don't care if you ordered it for the table and shared it -- you asked for it, you pay for it.
Now when I'm out with a group that looks rather motley (that is, we're obviously not all family) the server generally asks right off the bat if we want separate checks. The thought that this is somehow taboo in some places is just foreign to me. Think about it from a server perspective -- the more people that are tipping you, the better your tip is likely to be, whereas when a table of nine has to split one bill somehow, you're probably gonna get shorted.
So, you're saying DON'T learn from FN/CCTV?
Cooking shows are great for helping me think about flavors, but not so fantastic in the way of teaching skills. Older shows tend to have the chef dumping out a bowl of already-prepped ingredients, and newer ones give you a seven-second montage of the host hacking her way through an entire vegetable garden.
I totally hate to admit this, but I learned a lot about how to prep and cook efficiently from early episodes of 30 Minute Meals. The show turned into an unsustainable race and Rachael Ray turned into Cesar Romero's Joker, but she has some reasonable knife skills (when she's not buying some bulls#!t like prechopped onions). If you keep a finger on the mute button it might be worth watching.
Cookie Wars: Chips vs. Chunks vs. Chopped
Have to throw my hat in for chips. I generally use Ghirardelli semisweet chips, which are a little bigger than Toll House but not quite chunks.
I found a recipe last fall that calls for ground chocolate bars (in the food processor) as well as milk and semisweet chips. The distribution was good, but if I make them again I'll bail on the milk chocolate and use dark bars. Way too sweet.
The Food Lab: Great Chile Verde Without Hatch Chiles
Whenever I've cooked green chile somewhere outside NM, I tend to go for Anaheims. The heat's all wrong, of course, but the flavor is pretty close.
What Are Your 'Dollar Menu' Favorites?
Taco Bell: It's cheaper than food! I like the Beefy Crunch Burrito, but my go-to is the Beefy Five-Layer. (Though I request no sour cream, which usually ends up in a glob at one end, so it's technically a four-layer.) Also: four bean burritos for just over $3.
Searching for the Perfect Hangover Cure
Bojangles is a fried chicken chain in the American South. Like Popeye's, but less well known.
+1 on a liter of water before bed. The best next-day breakfast I've found to tamp down any further effects is beans with bacon. You can make a soup, you can stuff it into a breakfast burrito, you can eat it right out of the pan, but that's what I need to get straight.
What do you mean, you hate _________?!
About the only thing I can't stand and would love to see annihilated from the surface of the earth is ranch dressing. I like mayo, I'm OK with dill, but mix the two together with whatever the hell else they stick in there to make it shelf-stable and ... yecchhh.
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Endymion answered "At my own place" to Where Are You Eating Thanksgiving?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, November 2, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Endymion answered "3 at most" to How many toppings do you top your pizza with?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, September 27, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Endymion answered "Yes" to Do You Buy Store Brands More Often Than Name Brands?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, September 8, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Endymion answered "In the middle; don't love or hate them." to Do You Like Chili Burgers?
Poll posted by Robyn Lee, September 2, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Endymion answered "I don't use a straw!" to Straight or bendy, that is the question.
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, August 19, 2010 at 7:00 PM
Endymion answered "A month" to What's the longest you've gone without eating pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, August 16, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Endymion answered "Sometimes, if I'm not in a hurry" to Do you toast your Pop-Tarts?
Poll posted by Lingbo Li, June 16, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Endymion answered "Regular " to Do You Prefer Regular or Diet Soda?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, June 5, 2010 at 3:00 PM
Endymion answered "In the microwave" to How Do You Reheat Your Pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, June 7, 2010 at 10:00 AM
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Endymion got 50% correct on How Much Do You Know About Food TV and Its Personalities?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, April 26, 2010 at 1:45 PM
Endymion got 57% correct on How Much Do You Know About Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, February 22, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Endymion got 55% correct on How Much Do You Know About Condiments?
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About Endymion
Website: http://www.moyamedia.com
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About: I'm a dude.
Favorite foods: Tacos, carne adovada, curry, etouffee, tonkatsu, green chile cheeseburgers, and rice cereal squares. And beer.
Last bite on earth: Probably something with E.coli.

What would you use to chop a nutmeg? I see chasing this thing all over my counter and eventually getting pissed off and hitting it with a meat mallet.