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Rotisserie chicken debate

I used to have a Ronco rotisserie. I used it quite often, and I thought it worked well on a limited basis. Anything hollow, like a chicken, it did fine. Anything small, like sausages or hot dogs, it did fine (* provided you like them overdone, like I do.) Anything dense, like a roast beef, forget it. The heating coil doesn't get hot enough to penetrate.

That said, if you have a rotisserie, then by all means, roast the bird yourself. You'll have more control over the seasoning, and the freshness.

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Come on. Anyone who is willing to eat a hot dog or a pork sausage should have no qualms about eating a McRib, aside from the part about going to McDonalds. Foodwise, it's as bad (or as good) as either of those two other food products. Sure, it can't measure up to real southern bbq ribs.

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Subway Fiery Footlongs: Hot Stuff?

Ok, maybe the tuna is really tuna. But I know that the cold cuts are almost all made from turkey. I also know that the seafood salad is made from mostly surimi ... which is fine if that's what you like.

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Subway Fiery Footlongs: Hot Stuff?

More than just processed... all of the meat -- the ham, the bologna, the salami -- is all made from turkey. I know this because I know a guy who is allergic to poultry, and he thought he was safe ordering a ham sandwich. Not so much.

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Rotisserie chicken debate

I used to have a Ronco rotisserie. I used it quite often, and I thought it worked well on a limited basis. Anything hollow, like a chicken, it did fine. Anything small, like sausages or hot dogs, it did fine (* provided you like them overdone, like I do.) Anything dense, like a roast beef, forget it. The heating coil doesn't get hot enough to penetrate.

That said, if you have a rotisserie, then by all means, roast the bird yourself. You'll have more control over the seasoning, and the freshness.

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First Taste: The McRib Is Back

Come on. Anyone who is willing to eat a hot dog or a pork sausage should have no qualms about eating a McRib, aside from the part about going to McDonalds. Foodwise, it's as bad (or as good) as either of those two other food products. Sure, it can't measure up to real southern bbq ribs.

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Subway Fiery Footlongs: Hot Stuff?

Ok, maybe the tuna is really tuna. But I know that the cold cuts are almost all made from turkey. I also know that the seafood salad is made from mostly surimi ... which is fine if that's what you like.

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Subway Fiery Footlongs: Hot Stuff?

More than just processed... all of the meat -- the ham, the bologna, the salami -- is all made from turkey. I know this because I know a guy who is allergic to poultry, and he thought he was safe ordering a ham sandwich. Not so much.

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Why does some food taste better the 2nd day

It's the same reason why marinating something for longer than 30 minutes has a greater impact. The flavors mingle, and the harsher tones mellow. Whats more, some of the liquid in a finished dish might evaporate a little and intensify the flavors.

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Saving money at the grocery store.Whats your tip on how to do it

I actually do exactly the opposite of what others are professing -- I don't plan menus. I shop for what's on sale and looks good. I usually go shopping early on a weekday morning, and get to go through the meat case after the manager has gone through, marking all the things with close sell-by dates down, and I choose whatever looks best, and then plan my menu around that. Granted, good food is one place I don't really try to economize, so ... I'd rather do without a premium cable channel for a month and get that good cut of beef steak. (Luckily, it hasn't come to that in recent years.)

But, yeah. Meat is one of the most expensive things they sell in the grocery store, so if you're trying to economize, plan a meal or two a week around rice and beans (preferably dried, which you soak and reconstitute).

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Does your grocery store play boomer rock n roll?

I've sometimes noticed abrupt changes in the store music at the Harris Teeter when I shop there. They'll be playing some relatively non-intrusive classical music -- mostly string quartets -- and then someone flips a switch and they go to something completely different -- usually boomer rock, yeah. I've noticed it has nothing to do with the time of day, either.

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Cherry Tomato Abundanza

If I had more than I could eat, I would take a bunch of them, slice them in half, put them on a roasting pan with a little balsamic vinegar, and roast them in a low oven. Then I'd jar them up and use them like I'd use sun-dried tomatoes.

You could also try making ketchup, though I've learned from personal experience that it's an exercise in futility, because no matter what you do, it won't taste right in the end. (Curse you, Mr. Heinz.)

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Martha Stewart, Rachel Ray, and Gordon Ramsay. I'd agree if Anthony Bourdain actually pretended he was a chef these days. He's more of an eater than a maker these days.

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After tasting this cheese, I can't begin to comprehend how people could actually like that ammonia flavor, even if it were more mild. The mind boggles. O.o

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Has anyone tried going raw?

I can't speak from personal experience, but I can tell you that all of the people who I've ever seen -- either in books or magazines -- who supposedly live and thrive on this kind of diet appear to be gorgeously healthy.

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Anthony Bourdain, love him or hate him?

Yeah. I'm serious. You moderate yourself. We'll moderate ourselves. Cooks are notorious control freaks, but you're not the only one here.

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Anthony Bourdain, love him or hate him?

It's about Anthony Bourdain. And if it's self moderated, then let us moderate ourselves. Don't do it for us.

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Anthony Bourdain, love him or hate him?

Yeah. I was sort of bothered by the in-show Chase ads. Bit too much of a sell-out, if you ask me. But I imagine the show isn't cheap to produce, and dvr's being able to skip commercials and all, I guess it's pretty much par for the course.

No one has mentioned his Les Halles Cookbook yet. It's entertaining and informative. If you're a fan, you should definitely check it out.

(And Kitchenista -- are you a moderator here?)

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Anthony Bourdain, love him or hate him?

Anthony Bourdain, political pundit. In this clip of the Anderson Cooper show on CNN, Tony gives his opinion of the Tea Party movement.

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Grown-ups should not eat SpaghettiOs

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This reminds me of the barrista that wouldn't make coffee the way the customer wanted it, or the restaurant cook who wouldn't sear your tuna or grill your steak well. If the customer wants it, and has cash in hand, and you've got the ingredients on hand, they should make it the way the customer wants it, since they're the ones who are going to be effing ingesting it. Everything else is pretentious "artiste" BS. And if, as you say, a bar doesn't even stock common bar items that their patrons might be looking for, then I suggest they close up shop because they're not serious business-people. They're just pretending.

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