The Perfect Scoop: Grassroots Tortilla Chip Innovation
A structural engineer helps craft an architecturally sound scoop. More
A structural engineer helps craft an architecturally sound scoop. More
So how are the two new chip flavors from Kettle Brand? It was time to pick up a bag of the Maple Bacon and the Sweet & Salty and get chip-faced. More
I recently reviewed the new Lay's chips flavors (Sriracha, Chicken & Waffles, and Cheesy Garlic Bread) and have to reiterate that they are some pretty interesting chips. To get the inside scoop on how three flavors emerged as finalists, I contacted one of the Lay's competition judges, chef Michael Symon. More
It's not often that Lay's lets its customers choose a new chip flavor they want the company to produce. In fact, this is the only time they've ever done it. We got our paws on the new flavors: Chicken & Waffles, Cheesy Garlic Bread, and Sriracha. You might be surprised which one was the favorite. More
Serious Eater undtiny dropped a chip tip on my Whopper Chip post a couple months ago that I haven't been able to get out of my head: Larry the Cable Guy has a line of potato chips. And I can honestly say, they're a hit with everyone who tries them. More
When your normal beat is geeking out on snack chips, it's a breath of fresh air (and...uh...fresh breath) to be asked to investigate romantic spots to sip cocktails. I've been living, drinking, and dating in Boston for a few years now and have gathered quite a bit of on-the-ground intel on where it's best to bring a date. Each of these cocktail destinations offers warm lighting, plenty of cozy seating for two, and most importantly, top-notch drinks. More
In the northeastern corner of South Dakota sits a small city called Clark. Amongst fertile potato fields and prized hunting grounds, there are 12 dedicated people in Clark making some of the best potato chips I've ever tasted, under a brand called Dakota Style. They've been doing God's chip work since 1985 but I tried them for the first time this past weekend. And I'm very upset about the lost time. More
This column began earlier this year with Nacho Doritos. Since then, we've discussed the faulty geometry of Pringles, why British and Irish chips are so brilliant, and many other topics in the world of chips. But these are the best chips of 2012. The good news is that they'll still be available in 2013 so if you missed any, you can right that wrong. More
That's right chipheads, Burger King and Ruffles make a potato chip that tastes like a flame-broiled Whopper. They taste nearly identical to the entire burger, but here's the catch: they don't sell them stateside. You'll need a hook-up in Mexico for these chips. More
Keogh's and Tyrrell's both provide a lot more information than your average chipmaker. Tyrrell's lists the potato variety used and the town in which is was grown. Impressed? Yeah I was too, until I looked at the back of a bag of Koegh's and saw that in addition to spud variety, they also list the field (!) in which the potatoes were grown and the employee who cooked the darn things. My three bags were cooked by Kevin, Peter, and Darren, respectively. More
Their new Ruffles Ultimate "feature [the] deepest Ruffles Ridges ever to load up with bold real-food dips made with favorite "man" foods and flavors". That's right, chips with deep ridges plus dips made of foods for men! Let's fist bump and check 'em out. More
The Angry Bird chips from Korea are the kind of chip where you take your first bite and self-righteously think, "Well (ahem) I won't be eating any more of these—they're simply not flavorful enough," and then proceed to hoover half the bag. More
Barbecue Sauce. Sour Cream and Onion. Salt and Vinegar. Ketchup. All in one chip. Again, a bad idea on paper. In practice? Pretty awesome. More
Doritos Jacked are the clumsy, overeager, chubby younger brother of the Doritos family. But what does this thicker chip really mean in terms of eating qualities? It was time to perform some tests to find out. More
In compiling this guide, I found that chip makers use a wide range of flavoring agents and acids to create unique chips. Learn more about the innerworkings of each of your favorite S&V chip brands. More
If you're like me, tasting a Lay's BLT for the first time left you reeling from a mix of raw emotions. I had questions. Should I be angry? Was it something I said? Wait, is Lay's mad at me? When my head finally stopped spinning, I took pause and reflected on all of the times that I'd hit a bump in the road or a low point and Lay's chips had been there for me. So I decided to fix them. More
One brand of chip that's been rolling off friends' and friends of friends' tongues for months now is Popchips. Outside of these "pssst, you gotta check out"-recommendations, I wasn't completely oblivious to the brand, having maneuvered around their free-standing displays from time to time in order to access the Utz or snag a bag of Munchies, but now that I'm a chip czar for Serious Eats, I first do "research". More
If you're reading this post you're probably trying to get chip-faced, and what you really need to know is which soda is going to make your Cool Ranch Doritos (CRD) taste best. Last week I ripped a page from a real wine sommelier's playbook and set about discovering just that. We went to the store and bought a lot of soda. A lot. More
When it comes to potato chips, we Americans have historically held a pretty straightforward approach: take various chip dips (nacho cheese, Ranch, sour cream and onion, etc.) and turn them into chip-coating powders. However, there's also a strong case for the British approach. And here's where we discover the true brilliance of British crisps: the flavors are so savory and unctuous that after getting chip-faced on a whole bag, you might actually convince yourself that you ate real food. More
Eating Pringles as a kid was the best. But many years ago, something changed. It wasn't a dreaded recipe adjustment or that my own tastes matured (lord knows they didn't), but rather that I simply outgrew Pringles...literally. For decades now I've been unable to fit my hand inside the tube. And I know I'm not the only one with this problem given that the diameter of the opening is a piddly 2 ¾ inches. More
I don't love Nacho Cheese Doritos because my late grandfather used to sneak them to me under the pew during tedious Sunday sermons (he didn't). And I don't crave their cheesy crunch because my grade school crush, Bridget McElroy, sported an ever present orange film of "cheese" under her fingernails (thoughshe probably did). They taste like heaven because their creator, Frito-Lay, designs them to. Today we're focusing on the science behind that cheesy seasoning. More
@burger365 & @catea - Completely agree, a non-nutritive varnish could work wonders. And we all its a nice thing to have around for sledding.
@alliaphagist - I too expected C&W to be pretty polarizing (and it looks like it is!)
@All - Stay tuned for my interview with Chef Symon about the process behind selecting these chips as finalists!
@cpkeo1 - Unfortunately the only stores that stock them at the moment are all located in NY (Fairway’s, Dean & De Luca, and Union Market). Supposedly there are some independent stores carrying them in Mass, but I couldn't find a list of them anywhere. I got mine online: www.foodireland.com.
@undtiny - Wow, I had no idea. I'm about to put some serious chip money down on Amazon. Thanks for the lead.
@Rodzilla - I wasn't, unfortunately.
In my chip-faced haze I was attempting to say that Burger King obviously uses some kind of proprietary seasoning to turn what might otherwise be a normal burger patty into the entity we know and taste as a Whopper. Can't be too hard to instead apply that action to a chip.
@nalega - No animal product is explicitly listed, but there's MSG and "flavorings," which leaves a lot to the imagination. Here's the full ingredient list with my expert translations:
Ingredients
Sal yodada - iodized salt
saborizantes - flavorings
glutamato monosodico - duh
azucar - sugar
solidos de leche - milk solids
almidon modificado - modified starch
acido citrico - citric acid
amarillo ocaso FCF - sunset yellow or yellow no. 6
achiote - achiote/annato, natural source of red food color
tartrazina - tartrazine, a yellow food coloring
caramelo clase IV - caramel coloring
@tinyninjas, @MichaelGA & @jebruns - I've given it some thought and that might just be too much Whopper flavor for a normal strength human. Maybe we start with animal trials.
@crispyduck13 - I completely agree. This train of comment thought cracked me up. Thanks, all.
@Kenji - They both indeed contain real meat and proudly feature a USDA stamp. The beef and cheese contains "beef brisket" which somehow contains 9 more ingredients than the bacon. I think I've been making brisket all wrong.
@redfish - I got it: Each bag contains a small shard of glass--the lucky winner/bleeder can post a pic of the cut to the Ruffles Facebook site to gain entry into a giveaway for an iPhone 4 with a broken headphone jack.
@XXDavidsonXX - The gloppiness took me by surprise and then I just went with the moment.
Tricycle. Everyone knows it's gonna be a tricycle.
@PommeDG - Pedantic but important. Good takeaway.
@Starfoxx28 - They do contain buttermilk (18th ingredient) but that's not the point--I'm talking about the buttermilk-like flavor and acidity. Apologies for the nausea, but love is love. Here's an interesting read on MSG from The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/jul/10/foodanddrink.features3). Stay tuned for more "natural" offerings, they are a'coming.
@Pagan - After reading the Wikipedia article about Irn-Bru I have no idea how it would pair with CRD, but I sure want to try it. I've never seen it stateside, but perhaps I can mail order it (thanks Serious Eats) for a round 2 tasting. Good call on the Browns, it was cream soda (tasting notes: much like eating a caramel with the chips. Major flavor affect was the corn became more prominent). No strawberry. Dr. Pepper was actually really interesting. Rebeccah and I both found it gave the CRD a wheaty flavor, almost like wheat Chex cereal. Interesting but not particularly positive.
You're doing god's work here.
@scalfin - I wondered that too and was disappointed that I couldn't easily get my hands on it locally. Perhaps for a round 2.
@Amandarama - Good call. Thank god I'm not a soda or root columnist.
@Unsilent - Yes! I love Cel-Ray. Again, perhaps a round 2.
@Wes Henry - It wasn't a landslide, but we found that Pepsi brought out a strange fruitiness in the chip that we didn't dig. I think even tasting just the sodas side by side you get that Coke is a more savory beast than Pepsi. That really came to the forefront.
@FatBaztard - I gave myself time to recover, and Rebeccah never burped because she's proper like that.
@Todlessness - This is going to blow your mind but I've never heard of nor had Cactus Cooler. A California-only beverage?
@sobriquet - I do love the paprika chips, and am now psyched to get my hands on some jamon crisps!
@markemorse - Excellent call. I can assure you Cajun Squirrel will get its 15 minutes on Chip-Faced. Perhaps a side-by-side with the real thing...
@Charlotte Julienne - What's the name of the shop? I'd love to check it out next time I'm out that way.
@All - I'm trying to round up a short list of the world's priciest chips for a future post. If you have suggestions to check out, I'd love to hear them.
@thingstea - It's both. They were created as more uniform alternative and marketed that way to housewives in the early '70s. But by the time I was watching ads and eating chips (the '80s), it was all about how fun they were to eat (which is still is to this day).
@cooking42 - I'm upset about that too. If I ever get that machine working...
@Dennis Lee - Just a few of the strenuous requirements of a chip columnist.
@All the beard lovers - That's my roommate, I'll pass along the message.
@everyone.who.posted Thanks for the great feedback! I looking forward to getting chip-faced with all of you.
I want to go to there. Liz Bomze you make me hungry.
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@serendipitouslyNG - I found mine at the JP Stop & Shop but haven't looked much elsewhere.