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Location: NY, NY

About: Devoted to slice science, crust theory, and sauce studies; an all-around sweet dude

Favorite foods: Come on now....other than pizza, let's talk about cadbury eggs, chewy chocolate chip cookies, seared scallops, quesadillas, miso soup, mahn doo, jab chae, good mashed potatoes, cole's garlic bread, red velvet cake

Last bite on earth: Fratelli la Bufala or Ristorante L'Europeo in Napoli - eggplant parm, margherita, red wine, coffee, limoncello or Gaetana's (in W Village) penne alla vodka finished off with Frankie's homemade limoncello

The Ten Most Recent Posts By DJ Bubbles

From Slice

Artichoke, a DJ Bubbles Drive-By

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20080407-bubblesbug.jpgArtichoke, man. What can be said about this place that hasn't already been argued about on Slice and a slew of other websites in recent weeks? I have been to the joint three different times—twice last weekend after word first broke on Slice and Chowhound and once this past Friday night—and I'm here to say that their pizza has already improved.

I had a chat with Francis Basille, one of the owners who grew up making pies at Basille's in Staten Island and asked him about Eric Miller (doesn't know him from Adam—not Kuban, the proverbial Adam!), the ingredients he uses, and the opening of his restaurant in the pizza-saturated East Village.

Now I'm gonna have a chat with you guys about why Artichoke's reception has been so incendiary—there have certainly been differences in opinion and we'll see if we can get to the bottom of this once and for all. I want to hear from those of you who've tried the joint when it first opened and went back in recent days to see if anyone agrees with my contention that Artichoke's plain slice is better now than it was when they opened.

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From Slice

Patsy's in East Harlem: Balance, Perfection

The sixth slice is as good as the first. Yes, I just said 'sixth.'

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I would like to piggyback off of the Real Slim Shady's recent comments on America's Favorite Pizza Weblog and take it one step further with respect to his top two NYC pizzerias. I recently visited both Di Fara and Patsy's within 24 hours of each other, and my memories of both are still fresh in my mind.

When Patsy's of East Harlem is "on," as AK likes to say, they are not only number one in New York, there is some serious distance between them and Di Fara, and I'll tell you why: balance. I may sound like a broken record to some of you, but let's lay it down, and if the comments pour in disagreeing with me, then so be it.

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From Slice

Vezzo: Three Strikes and You're Out!

"I don't get why Vezzo is so popular just like I don't get why some people spend their Saturday nights at one of those souped-up frat houses on Third Avenue."

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bubblesbug-20080115.jpgEvery neighborhood in Manhattan has its pros and cons. It's probably true that a lot of West Villagers would say they have nothing to complain about. But, then again, they still have to deal with the fact that Bleecker Street Pizza sits on Seventh Avenue South. Snap! You could argue that some 'hoods have more pros than cons when matching one up against another, but I guess there's an upside and downside to living anywhere in the city. I mean, take my 'hood, Murray Hill, for instance. You could certainly say the place is a toolbox, given the type of crowd that frequents the Third Avenue watering holes. But, its residents also have the benefit of three strong pizza delivery places (Totonno's, Pizza 33, and Libretto's) that allows me to see past some of Murray Hill's shortcomings.

So why am I getting greedy and trying to find a fourth? Why did I insist on trying Vezzo a third time this past weekend, knowing that I had been disappointed on my first two orders? Is it the consistently strong crowds it draws, making me wonder if I've missed something? Is it the flack I took after my first post on Vezzo was critical of the place? Should I feel bad about that (I'll answer that one now—F NO!)? Was it the promising crisp crust that maybe just needed to be topped with higher quality ingredients? These are all viable questions, but here's the most important inquiry: Is Vezzo back in BUBBLE TROUBLE? Let's find out.

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From Slice

14th Street and Below: A DJ Bubbles Drive-By

Pizza Box: A new top-5 Manhattan slice contender? Find out below »

It's all good in the hood. I am happy to report that the state of the slice below 14th Street in Manhattan could be much worse. I know I haven't hollered at you in a minute, but I've been around town, and I'm about to break it down.

In recent weeks, I've traversed all three Villages, SoHo, and several other sub-14 neighborhoods—stopping at joints that haven't been hit by a DJB Drive By and checking in at some of my familiar spots. I've hit up Vinny Vincenz on two different occasions, took Una Pizza to school on a Sunday night, and housed random slices at random joints. Should I ease off the pie pedal to appease my Doc and go for the six pack? No, it's not gonna go down like that—I'm keeping it real and charging it back to the pie game! Here's a breakdown of some of the highlights (and disappointments) of my recent jaunts.

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From Slice

Abitino's in Murray Hill

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bubblesbug-20080115.jpgA New Year always brings about the opportunity for renewed optimism and reconciliation. It's a time to set new goals and get your priorities in order. As I was walking down Second Avenue, I decided I had two New Year's resolutions: I wanted to be healthier in 2008, and I wanted to try the remaining pizza joints in Manhattan that I hadn't already hit. I know, I'm kinda setting myself up to fail the first resolution if I am successful with the second. At any rate, it was with that spirit that I decided to grant a temporary Bubble amnesty to the Abitino's on 39th and Second Avenue, despite its recent transgressions.

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From Slice

DJ Bubbles Wishes You a Happy New Year

Isabella's Oven (by Slice)

Isabella's Oven, 365 Grand Street, New York NY 10002 (near Essex Street; map); 212-529-5206

20070814bubblesbug.jpgIt's been a while since the Bubbster has had much to say about anything on this fair weblog. I've been astray for some time now, but I've found my way home. Although, I must say, it doesn't feel much like home in recent weeks. Isabella's Oven causing such an uproar on the site because of a recent dip in quality certainly isn't music to my ears. And who wants to respond to comments in CAPS from Jeff B when he suggests that Two Boots is on point. Isabella's on its worst day would take Two Boots to special ed. That's almost as bad as Prairie condemning Pizza 33 without trying it but instead passing judgment based on a picture of its Margherita on Flickr. Say what you will about 33, but just say it after you've tried it!

The last time I was at Isabella's, Luigi was there, too. I had brought a friend to share in the magic, and Luigi didn't disappoint—he never did. It pains me to think that the joint is now among the chain Patsy's of this city. Isabella's was much more than that. I feel like I'm writing an obituary right now, but let's not get carried away—Isabella's management may take notice and set things straight.

Alright, enough of the hijinx. Sliceheads, just because I've been incommunicado of late does not mean I haven't been pounding the pavement (and the Zantac, for that matter) making sure that I'm staying on top of all things NY-PIE!

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From Slice

A Sunday Night Slice Walk, a DJ Bubbles Drive-By

Or, 'A Plain Slice Review of Pizza 33, Mike's Pizza, Andiamo Pizzeria, Pizzanini, Ben's Pizzeria, and DeMarco's'


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20070814bubblesbug.jpgThis past Sunday, like so many of mine, was all about the pie. I started with a noon jaunt down to Luzzo's to reconfirm my love for the Naples-born Margherita DOC. However, as I was coming from uptown, I stumbled first upon good ol' Vinny Vincenz, as it's only one block north of Luzzo's on First Avenue. I had to at least stop in and grab one of Vin's excellent Sicilian slices, just to use it as a base case! Besides, Vinny has always been a friend of Slice's, and they even have E-Rock's classic review of the joint taped to their window—if other pie joints could only be so savvy! Of course, if I were Vezzo or L'Asso, I don't know if that would be such a good idea.

Anyway, Luzzo's was terrific (although you have to order their Margheritas with extra mozz, since they're awfully stingy with that), and Vincenzo was on point, Sicilian-style, and I went home satisfied. As a quick aside, I will say that Luzzo's crust is on par with Isabella's (on a good night, of course). The best indication that Luzzo's is on point has to be that it sits a half block from Una Pizza Napoletana and still draws comparable crowds on Friday nights.

At dinner time, I realized I hadn't been on a slice walk in some time. A slice walk is a pilgrimage to pie that I make every so often, typically on Sunday nights, where I have dinner by means of trying 3 or 4 slices from different Manhattan pizzerias. A slice walk is how I've tried, by my own modest estimate, approximately 200-plus pizzerias in Manhattan alone. These walks will never be all inclusive—I'm not eating pizza from a "deli" where I can also buy Rolos, and I'll never buy a slice from a joint after walking in and looking down at a monstrosity of a slice pie (trust me, you can tell when a slice is gonna be downright bad after going on enough of these, or so I thought).

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From Slice

Vezzo, The DJ Bubbles Drive-By

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Address: 178 Lexington Avenue, New York NY
Phone: 212-839-8300

The draw: Strong word-of-mouth recommendations to the DJ, "Thin Crust Pizza," two sister pizzerias (Gruppo and Posto) that are also doing very well, a brick-oven, cash only (often indicative of high quality, e.g., Patsy's of East Harlem, Una Pizza Napoletana), and an exceptional Zagat rating for Gruppo (26 for quality—Vezzo makes the same pie, trust me).

The facts: Wow, it's Sunday night and it's been a busy weekend. Kinda want to just stay on the couch, maybe order in. A dinner jaunt doesn't sound good right now, not even for a pie. I know, pretty pathetic. I had been seeing some big crowds while walking past Vezzo lately and I decided to see what all the fuss was about. And, although you know that I don't like to rate a joint's delivery pie, in this instance, it wouldn't have made a bit of difference. A trip to Vezzo for a fresh made pie would not undermine any of the DJ's conclusions contained in this article.

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From Slice

Isabella's Oven, The DJ Bubbles Drive-By

Ladies and gents, the always opinionated DJ Bubbles has checked in once again. Because I never know when he's going to strike, I'd been unofficially calling his stunning dispatches "drive-bys." Now I'm formalizing it. Here's the DJ Bubbles Drive-By on Isabella's Oven. It's a must-read, so do click through the jump. —Adam

Isabella's OvenWords by DJ Bubbles | It has been said before that having a great meal can be a transcendent experience. When someone has poured all his soul, energy, and being into something so divine, you can taste it in every bite. It isn't something that happens all that often in these times, but when it does, you don't soon forget it. To say that I had one of these experiences this Saturday may be true—I'm still not sure. How is that possible, you ask? That's a good question, and all I know is it happened on my second trip to Isabella's Oven after a very mediocre first visit. The difference in pie quality was immediately apparent after I had my first slice of an individual Margherita while sitting on Isabella's outdoor patio. However, the questions regarding this newbie's consistency linger, and I have to ask myself—was this past Saturday the beginning of a beautiful friendship or a flash in the pan, mere pizza fool's gold?

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From Slice

The Best Grandma Slice in New York?

Ladies and gents, Slice's favorite drive-by pizza reviewer is back after a long absence. That's right, DJ Bubbles, whose credentials are best explained by the man himself in his message below, has resurfaced with the following email, to which he attached two photos—one presumably of himself and the other, I'm guessing, his dog, who I'm going to christen DJ Doggles. Buon appetito! —The Mgmt.

Attenzione, New Yorkers: Slice is in Bubble Trouble again as New York City's number one player hater is back on attack. The primogenitor of the Definitive NYC Top Ten Pizza List (the most commented-on article in Slice's history) has undertaken many exploratory slice walks throughout New York County in search of the borough's best grandma, or nonna, slice. Rest assured, I found it, and it certainly was not the Levine-endorsed Maffei on 22nd Street and Sixth Avenue nor the bootleg hybrid that is Lazzara's pan pie. No, my new No. 1 nonna hosed both of those knockoffs.

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The Ten Most Recent Comments By DJ Bubbles

From Slice

Vezzo: Three Strikes and You're Out!

I will keep hating on Vezzo, pbatter4, no worries, there! While 33 may be pumping out pies like the factory that it is, at least they have some semblance of quality. That cannot be said of Vezzo, a joint that has consistently disappointed in terms of ingredients and proper cooking. 33 or Libretto's over Vezzo, any time, any day.

As you are probably one of the Murray Hillers that I was referring to in my article, you like Vezzo, I don't, and it's all yours!

Have a totally tubular Saturday night at Tonic East, dude!!!

From Slice

Artichoke, a DJ Bubbles Drive-By

Hungry, I would imagine that you or one of yours wrote the first review, so me calling you or whatever trouser trout that said that a 'nitwit' hurt your feelings. But, you're wrong with your faux logical bs conclusion. Pronouncing to the slice world that Manhattan has 'it's DiFara' suggests that Artichoke and DiFara are of equal quality. That isn't true and I certainly never said that - you d/bags did. Artichoke is good and some of their methods and choices of ingredients are similar to DiFara, but Manhattan doesn't have it's DiFara. No place is ever going to have it's DiFara. There's only one. DeMarco's didn't do it and Artichoke hasn't either. So don't hold your breath, don't be conclusory, and don't read my f'ing articles if you don't like words like 'sliceteria' cause you don't get it - this is about discussing pies were passionate about, not negligently proclaiming pizzerias the new king in town when the crown doesn't fit yet.

You've been Bubbled!

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

The comments on this post have really degenerated into an all-out shetshow in just a matter of minutes. You fart-huffers need to get it figured out before you finish off what's left of the ozone layer.

Signed,

Captain Intolerant of Intolerance and Fartfunky Ass Clowns

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

While I don't believe this BS for a second, if it were to be true, I want you to do me one last favor and post my last article, homeslice! Oh, and pay my ass, son!

From Slice

Gothamist-Slice Pizza Party at Fornino

I remember having a pizza party one year for my birthday - my 11th, if I remember correctly. It was pretty f'ing awesome. Perhaps it is best if I attend!

Let's just hope none of my archenemies show up - I'd hate to have to give Michael Y. Park a lesson in the martial arts following the mozzarella making demo!

From Slice

Patsy's in East Harlem: Balance, Perfection

MYP, that makes sense and I do see your point with respect to feigning idiocy in order to get the best story and the whole story. You and your posse over at epi-curious are doing some good work of your own over there. I could've piped up and added my two cents at DiFara that day but I was already five double deuces deep after watching Syracuse get housed at the Garden in the Big East Championship - nothing constructive would've come out of my mouth!

I want your next expose to be a compare and contrast between Dom's methods and those of area pretenders, like the trouser trouts over at Bleecker Street Pizza!

And I'm out!

From Slice

Patsy's in East Harlem: Balance, Perfection

Hmmm, I would have to disagree there, MYP, but if I did mishear that particular question to Dom, then I still wasn't too far off given the tone of your inquiry. You were lobbing softballs like it was beer league.

From Slice

Patsy's in East Harlem: Balance, Perfection

AK - Now here's a heavyweight battle waiting to happen - The 6 train uptown to Patsy's, house fresh and aged mozz pies, then immediately kick it back downtown to the Q at 14th Street to head out to Avenue J and DiFara country for some real compare and contrast action!

From Slice

Patsy's in East Harlem: Balance, Perfection

Nah, Raphael, I'm neither! A bio....hmm - check my seriouseats profile....if there's anything else you need to know, lemme know!

From Slice

Patsy's in East Harlem: Balance, Perfection

Yes, AK-47, it is certainly true that you have straight dissed Patsy's in recent months, going so far as to recommend to one inquiring reader that he should bypass Patsy's altogether. However, you always allow yourself an out by maintaining that you have seen (and tasted) the truth on 118th and First Avenue, you just don't know where it went. You must keep in mind that we are only talking about Patsy's margherita; I have had a couple of aged mozz pies there lately, too, and they haven't been as magnificient as they once were. The decline in quality wasn't of Isabella's level, but it was noticeable, nonetheless. Somebody once told me that Patsy's crust was simply too good to be topped off with aged mozz. I'm not sure if I am of the same mind but this seems to me to be A Tale of Two Pies if there ever was one.

I am still not sure who Michael Park is other than an amateur piehound. Perhaps the better question to ask is if Michael Park knew he was in the presence of DJ Bubbles!

Responses to Comments by DJ Bubbles

From Slice

14th Street and Below: A DJ Bubbles Drive-By

I took a Village walk-thru yesterday eve(5-6:30pm) and picked up a few slices... I hadn't had pizza or pasta in over a week, so I was gastro-primed for whatever was in store. It was essentially a, "GIVE ME RED SAUCE, OR GIVE ME DEATH..." kind of moment. I was hungry.

My intentions were to go with standard slices; limiting myself to one per joint. But what man's fortitude is strong enough to deny first-cut of a hot virgin pie capped with fresh mozz? Don't strain the grey matter--it's a whole different ball game when she's looking you in the face. Being speechless, I pointed, and $3.25 later, I was out on the sidewalk in front of Joe's. After one good bite, I ventured across to that fine triangular park to bench with my newly found piece of pie'ss.

First stop: Joe's, $3.25. Uber fresh and hot, excellent hand-feel & fold('libretto') great crunch to the crust, good depth with a nice chewy texture. Cheese tasted great, nice and tender, no gummy residue. Sauce tasted ok, a bit bland(akin to canned paste) and overall, was missing something... I do prefer some fresh basil on a this genre of pie. Verdict: A solid slice; better than average.

Second stop: Pizza Box, $3.50(I think). Needed a quick reheat, but did seem freshly made. "Bleeker, we have a problem with the crust!" I would love to maintain a direct writing style here, but we need to be frank about the failure of my crust last night... (Ask your doctor about C.D...) I tried to hold the fold; I really wanted it. I even offered her rest in between attempts... Nothing but soggy limpness. I was let down. I marched slowly to the fork tray, and returned to my seat, keeping my gaze directed away from the ovens... The last three inches of slice entirely collapsed, causing a cheese + sauce avalanche of sorts. I wish I could post the pic. here... Alas, armed with my fork, I ate on.

Moving along: cheese was okay, a bit tough, leaving a slight gummy afterchew, but not too polly-o (it did need to be deliverd via utensil, so it's consistency may have been concentrated, per lack of crust.) The sauce was very good and really satisfied my crave of things red. I'd say a bit more oily that watery, and left an oily residue on the paper plate, yet I really was enjoying the balance of salt to sweet, with the constant kick of the fresh basil. Verdict: An unacceptable slice; disqualified by the crust SNAFU. The sauce scored enough yum points to bring me back for a chance at redemption.

Third stop: Bleeker Street Pizza, $2.75. Fresh, but with a reheat. Can a crust be too cruchy? Yes. I don't know what they cook the pie on, but it comes out with a fabricated texture--a fine grid pattern. When attempting to fold, it literally cracks along its fault lines. The end result is an awkward hand feel, with jagged sharp approaches to the bites. The chew is a masticatory assault--sharp, crispy, yet finishing loose..."Where the hell is my gluten?" Risoterria may have been smiling, but I was not. The finish reminded me of what happens intra-mouth after chewing down a cheap graham cracker, or Capt'n Cruch--a reduction to homogeneity. Whatever it was, it seems like they were unnaturally forcing the crunch quality, therefore compromising the ideal crusts which crunch only to reveal a softer, more breadlike center. The cheese was nice--well-located, good taste and texture, without gummy residue. Sauce was very good, and the basil taste was excellent. Verdict: Pizza is bread, not cheese and crackers--the crew needs to go re-read the chapter on leavening dough. But, for that dime, I'll be going back to check for improvements...

So, with that, each slice had it's merits. And it was clear that all the shops were serious about their pies. I'd like to have a $3.00 max per slice price, and all to receive the basil treatment. I suppose if the crust issues are a chronic problem, I could slap a Pizza Box slice over a Bleeker slice, and see what happens with the hybrid... Next week I'm walking with a friend to see what those coal ovens can do...

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From Slice

Artichoke, a DJ Bubbles Drive-By

I have to say that my experience at Artichoke was huge disappointment. I got there at 6pm and they told me they were closed until 6:30. I had to wait online for over an hour. The owner seemed more interested in creating a buzz outside than serving good pizza. He kept telling the crowd 10 more minutes, and he was clearly lying to everyone's face. He was smug and insulting frustrated patrons online. Meanwhile they had about 3 pies just sitting there for an hour while everyone waited for them to open. The didn't even offer anything for waiting! When I finally got the try the slice, I have to say that was disappointment as well. The toppings Neopolitan slice were way too heavy. The moment you picked it up it just flopped down like soggy bread. The sicilan slice was was burnt to a crisp at the bottom. It was like eating cardboard with cheese on top. And finally, the spinach and artichoke slice was more like bread than pizza. It reminded me of something I would never order at Pizza Hut. Overall, I will not be back.

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

Benlee, as I stated in my post, gas was the very least of my problems! Cold sweat, cramping, and other things too gross to get into here.

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

The comments on this post have really degenerated into an all-out shetshow in just a matter of minutes. You fart-huffers need to get it figured out before you finish off what's left of the ozone layer.

Signed,

Captain Intolerant of Intolerance and Fartfunky Ass Clowns

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

Baha, I have lactose intolerance too. The key is to learn how to release your gas rather than let it sit in you. Sad to say, but I can fart on command. It allows me to avoid all the pain that used to get to me after drinking milk.

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

I do have lactose intolerance, and it's a lot more painful and exhausting than just farting, believe me. If anyone read this actually does have lactose intolerance, Ganeden's Digestive Advantage for Lactose Intolerance (available just about everywhere) changed my life. I was always able to tolerate pizza, but now I can have egg creams! Sour cream! Cream cream! Oh, and by the way, you take it like a vitamin, One a day, and you're good.

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

I must admit you got me with that.

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

Frank Pepe couldn't eat cheese OR tomatoes, and look what HE did for all pizza-kind....

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

Hey, I think that lactose intolerance causes you to fart before eating
the pizza, while standing in line for your slice. This could be an
advantage at a busy place by possibly thinning out the crowd.
You almost had me there, Adam. Nice try! I almost unsubscribed,
but decided to see what others had to say first. Great blog!
Stick around. Best Regards.

From Slice

Lactose and My Adios

Hah. Thanks for the clarification, Benlee. I didn't know that—since I don't really have lactose intolerance.