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Website: http://www.chewfood.com

Location: Brooklyn, NY

About: I'm a kickass linecook who curses like a truck driver and am all around awesome to the max. Also, I get jokes.

Favorite foods: Mushrooms, all seafoods, broccoli rabe, a perfect roast chicken, creme brulee, soups, steak, salads full of stuff and things, chippos. Um, pretty much everything except for bitter melon. I don't understand the grapefruit and call shenanigans on it.

Last bite on earth: Don't get me started.

The Ten Most Recent Comments By Chewy

From Required Eating

Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

You could always order a beer with a higher alcohol content. Or you could consider quality over quantity.

From Required Eating

Cook the Book: 'Top Chef'

Zekks: A pudding made from sweetbreads sounds awesome.

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Designer Knife Bags

Too bad most cooks can't afford stuff like that.

From Serious Eats: New York

Ikea Hack: Free Ferry and Bus Service Will Give Easy Access to Red Hook Ball Field Vendors

FastFood Critic: Ikea does make boats, but they are shoddy and flimsy. You can usually find an old beat up one the sidewalk on garbage day. Can't beat that lingonberry drink, though.

From Required Eating

McDonald's Says Eat More Chicken For Breakfast

The radio ads for these things call it a "buttery tasting biscuit" which I assume is the same as "butter flavored topping" in movie theaters.

From Required Eating

Bourdain Rants About the Food Network

RichardCrystal, I'm in between on Bourdain. While I think he's very smart, clever, funny and a hardworker, I also think he's not a top chef and there are some parts of his personality are too contrived. Like Poochie on "The Simpsons". Anyone else notice that "No Reservations" has become less about food and more about local crazies in foreign countries?

From Recipes

Dinner Tonight: Bourdain's Mushroom Soup

Batali also hates bloggers. Man, I'm so disillusioned.

From Recipes

Dinner Tonight: Bourdain's Mushroom Soup

Blake, I agree with you about Bourdain. He really isn't known for his cooking skills as much as he is for his personality. And I also agree with you that roasting a chicken is an art. Any housewife can roast a chicken, but it takes a keen cook to get the skin crisp and the meat moist and tender.

AddiE: I'm assuming that it freezes really well as cooked mushrooms do well in the freezer.

Responses to Comments by Chewy

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Cook the Book: 'Top Chef'

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Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

@bobbob, That's a marketing ploy that really irks me. First the company hikes the price on the normal-size package. When you get used to the higher price for a couple of months, they reduce the amount in the package, giving you maybe 14.5 ounces in a package that looks like the old 16 ounce package, whether coffee or whatever. End result: you pay more AND get less.

I'm not at all surprised that pint glasses don't hold a pint.

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Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

I make sure not to go to places that try this crap & tell them so. Also look at the pitchers. They should be 64 oz pitchers NOT 60, 58, etc....I hate this kind of pinching.

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Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

While visiting my sister in Germany, I was amused to note that many of the glasses were printed with the volume in ml and a line indicating where to fill to.

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Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

I'm surprised this hasn't been noticed before, as during my days at Ohio University 7 years ago, most "pints" we were served were the 14 oz. ones. And like christopher I borrowed a few myself and they fill my cabinets proudly.

Granted, no doubt OU beers are much cheaper than big city ones.

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Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

@sarahdlr -- Good catch! Thank you.

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Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

Look, if you're going to call it a pint, SERVE a pint. It's SIMPLE.

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Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

@chewy Its just annoying in the same way that prepackaged products in the supermarket are sold in shrunken sizes in an effort to charge you more without your knowledge. Try to find a package of coffee that is actually 16 ozs anymore.

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Sneaky, Smaller Beer Pints Ripping You Off

I have pint glasses that walked off from pubs 8yrs ago (not proud of it but it does establish the time frame). I was really peeved when I found out a 12oz beer bottle fills these glasses. I'd guess that 'pint' glasses have been much less than 16oz for a while and I do think that's bull. That's 2-4oz per 'pint' over how many years? That adds up to a lot of beer that I paid for and never got to enjoy.

@chewy - I somewhat agree but I'm only buying high quality beers to begin with and I'm still getting stiffed a few ounces.

From Required Eating

Cook the Book: 'Top Chef'

Chicken Piccata with lots of fresh lemon juice and capers.