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Serious Salsa: Salsa Amarilla
I usually add Tahini to my salas provided I'm not catering to anyone with nut alergies.
What's Inside a Slim Jim?
Oh wow, I actually threw up a little when I read "mechanically seperated chicken." It's like a Culinarian Abortion.
Foodie vs. (Vegan) Foodie: Let's Stop Dropping Anvils Already
As long as you pay the tab, I could care less what you order.
It's all money to me.
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Booze, Money, and Praise.
In that order and the heart of the the chef will be yours.
Serious Salsa: Salsa Amarilla
I usually add Tahini to my salas provided I'm not catering to anyone with nut alergies.
What's Inside a Slim Jim?
Oh wow, I actually threw up a little when I read "mechanically seperated chicken." It's like a Culinarian Abortion.
Foodie vs. (Vegan) Foodie: Let's Stop Dropping Anvils Already
As long as you pay the tab, I could care less what you order.
It's all money to me.
French in a Flash: Drunken Angel Hair with Leeks and Cream
I suddenly wish my parents leaned more on their French Heritage than their Irish. . .
Healthy & Delicious: Avocado and Corn Salsa
This is like declaring sauted veggies are vegan.
Sure, by the most basic classification it very much is.
But you should only take pride in "turning some one" if you take a dish that traditionally does have non-vegan things like lasagna, stir-fry, and the like and make it equally nom-able.
You make a chicken caesar salad taste good vegan and my hat is off to you, other wise you're just spinning your wheels.
Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida
I wonder if we'll ever get one of these on the West Coast.
I won't pretend to think our West Coast varrietals can stand up to it's East Coast brethern but aside from a long and unnecessary flight I wouldn't be able to compare them othewise.
Cook the Book: 'Bite-Size Desserts'
Mini-Mt. Rainier Truffles
I was first innoculated to these devilish desserts when my mother was working at Affaire's Chocolates and Desserts in Tacoma, WA on the East Coast. A jr. sized version of the adult truffle, the fluffy minty insides were the perfect foil to the dark chocolate shell. Complete with green colored white chocolate "snow" draping the top after it's mountainous namesake.
Five pounds I was happy to gain that summer!
'The Next Food Network Star' Runner-Up Jeffrey Saad Gets His Own Show Too, Sorta
Indeed!
When will be get another Alton Brown, or Mario Batalli?
Some one that actually wears an APRON more than designer slacks!
Caffeine and Calories Chart
Awesome!
This is excellent ammo for the girlfriend when she frowns at my cheese burger while she orders another cappachinno!
When Is It Socially Acceptable to Share Food?
I haven't seen much from the prepatory side of things but as some one who's worked in a restaurant before it's annoying as HELL for a table of 6 to order one thing from the whole menu.
Especially when they realize they're ordering full meals with sides and not appetizers to which they leave 1/2 to 2/3's full plates. It bogs the kitchen down, is wasteful and defeats the purpose of a large menu.
The point is to get you to come back and try something DIFFERENT again and again if you like our style!
Cook the Book: Eugenia Bone's 'Well-Preserved'
I'm a resident of Washington State (that one up in the Northwest) and I make a Cougars VS. Huskies Veggie Platter when they're playing against each other on tv.
The two home grown items I pickle are White Basalmic Golden Beets and Marsala Harvard Beets. I then pair them with roasted jicama and sweet potatoes to finish the team colors. I find the white basalmic really brings out a hidden sweetness in the golden beet and the dark marsala intesifies the deep purplish red of the standard red beet.
Needless to say, I never have to bring anything home with me when the game is over!
What to do with leftover refried beans?
Blend into a paste with a little cheese and panko, or ground up tortilla chips if you want to remain truer to the original dish.
This becomes the filling for a pocketed chicken breast that gets a salsa burre blanc.
I usually serve this over rice with a side of more beans!
And thus the process resumes. . .
Long Flights - BYOF?
I usually bring my home town's fruit with me.
And Apple a day keeps the flight attendant away.
Meat Cards: Business Cards Made of Beef Jerky
I would order some but I know on those long events I would end up eatting the little guys instead of handing them out. . .
Would You Eat Stinging Nettle?
@Likeswords
Because it's new, and daring. And if they wanted those everyday eats my clinentel could eat them anywhere or at home.
Now, nettles? There's an adventure. And a story to tell their other foodie friends.
Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable
Preach on sister!
If they're going to get their panties in a bunch over why they left you two bucks on a 98 dollar ticket a little discomfort SHOULD be coming their way!
Cook the Book: 'The Asian Grill'
This tale conscerns my first time attempting to smoke meat.
I have a fairly large gas grill which I inherited from the previous home owner. It's some what new, and wasn't used very much. And being a Pacific North Westerner I love smoke salmon. So I had my twenty pounds fresh from that seasons catch and had salt cured and rubbed my fish and set it up for a slow hot smoke.
Being a neophyte, I walked away to the front yard where the ladies were playing frizbee and the guys were drinking mojitos on the porch. Well, we all live in a urban sprawl with alot of feral and out door cats. So as the smoke started to really go on strong the sent was strong enough to smell all down the block. Apparently, based on the paw prints, the tube connecting the smoke chamber to the grill got knocked loose and rolled into the house. The grill was on the upstairs deck outside the main bedroom on the opposite side so none of us saw it.
Half hour later our frizbee drink fest is interupted by the sound of sirens and firemen coming out my front door. Apparently, the house had filled up with so much smoke, folks living in a neighboring block thought the house was on fire! So they had shown up, came through the back door, and discovered that my home was not ablaze but filled with the delectable scent of cedar.
Needless to say the salmon was salvagable but we didn't get out deposit back on the home. No matter how well we cleaned we couldn't get that smoked salmon scent out of the carpets, walls and ceilings!
Easter Side Dish Help
Well, if you can find them, I would suggest doing the potatoes augratin.
But mix it up with some Peruvian Purple Poatoes and Yukon Golds!
We did that for a Huskey Football Party last year and they not only held up well, they require little extra fat and dairy to make the dish pop. Best of all, kids love food that doesn't look like their usual fair. And I still get full grown adults that've eaten out for years still ask if I use food dye on the potatoes.
Serious Heat: Cajun Deep-Fried Ribs
I'm acutally a little surprised.
I always thought that ribs benifited from a low and slow cooking method but then again so does Turkey. So I suppose a dip in the fryer wouldn't hurt these either.
Giant Cheetos vs. Regular Cheetos
Tempting as that is, if by some miracle of the culinary gods, I did become rich and famous because of a blog started with such a dish. I could never look my future fellow Food Network associates in the eye knowing I got my start with a culinary joke.
Then again, empires have been started on less.
Cook the Book: Smoked Ham with Avocado and Butter
Wait, you're supposed to eat those? I thought they were just sandwich filling. . .
In all seriousness though, I use them in my flat bread roulades instead of beansprouts like in a Spring Roll.
I cheat though, I usually pat them into the flavorful spread that holds the roll together so you gain all the health and none of the texture.
Serious Cheese: Beecher's Handmade in Seattle
Not a day goes by I don't thank the mighty culinarian in the sky for the fact I live a meer 30 minutes away from thise haven for cheese lovers.
It used to be considered one of the better kept secrets of the labyrinthian Pike Place Market but now that it ends up in blogs like these those days are over. The line going out the door for handcut cheeses every saturday and sunday (regardless of weather) is proof of that!
I've also found that more and more people are switching from the giants in the dairy industry to smaller purveyors whom as often show up at farmer's markets as they do fine grocerry stores. Something about that hand crafted quality that only comes from the same poeple handling the same batch of cheese each time that commercial providers can't compete with.
the best cookbook for beginners
I would suggest "On Cooking", the first manual they handed out at culinary school.
It's got an awesome glossary of terms, plenty of pictures with step by step instructions that even those that cut themselves looking at cutlery can follow. It runs though all the classic french, as well as new american and some asian notes as well.
Best of all, they can be found dirt cheap used at any culinary school store with just a few gravy stains for character. I got mine back in 02 and still use it today!
Chewing the Fat: Batali and Bourdain on Paris Hilton
If only they could get Alton Brown as well, we'd have a new holy trinity of cooking.
Batali, Bourdain, and Brown
The Good, the Bad, and the Nerdy!
Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida
my granfather was the freekin president of the bagel bakers union so i know a good bagel when i see one ..and one that stinks is jrs bagels in bayside queens small hard lousy bagels and a real a nasty person who likes to judge his patrons if the holes closed dont buy the bagels granpa said allways take care of your customers its a lost art now days very little seeds on a bagel old tuna its a shame ..but its what happens at jrs dump mr boxing knows more about boxing then a guy who ownes a yuppie boxing gym !! you jerk monzongod forever
Foodie vs. (Vegan) Foodie: Let's Stop Dropping Anvils Already
You can certainly be a foodie and vegan. While we may have some dietary restrictions compared to the average eater, we are also much more aware of what we eat than the average eater. Being vegan makes you aware of and appreciate your food just that much more.
Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida
Took home bagels from this place and then way beyond bagels, utopia bagels, and bagel works. Guess what? All picked the utopia to be ny! Don't tell me it is about the water. Sick of hearing that crap
Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida
Hello, if anyone is in the Brandon Fl area, check out Brandon Bagels, I am the baker there and I quarantee our bagels are one of the best around, I have 20+ years experience and I also make bialys.
This nonsense with N.Y water to me is just not so, it has to do with the equipment too not just the water.
Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida
This place is a joke. The bagels taste nothing like NY bagels. The water is a gimmick as there is more to a great NY bagel than so called Brooklyn water. Their bagels are so chewy that my jaw hurt for a day. You can get better bagels and cream cheese at The Boys across the street and for 1/2 the price. The only way to get real NY bagels is to go to NY or have them sent FedEx to you.
Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable
So I didn't see the last post, and I haven't read all the comments, but it's a topic that depends on the situation, imo. If it was a large group of people, I would ask again, because that does eat up a lot of one waitress's time. I dined at a nice little place with a friend a few months back, and it was my second time there (pretty sure the waiters recognized me). I had tipped well the first time, as it was a great experience, and the second time, my friend and I completely miscalculated the tip. My waiter came back around and asked us if everything was ok. It was a bit awkward, but I'm glad he did ask, because he deserved more than the $3 we had somehow managed to leave.
the best cookbook for beginners
Well I just married 2 weeks ago and I bouth the book Taste of Home cookbook I love it. It gives you picture for every recipe and give you "how to" and "why". Every recipe that I have tryed has been great.
Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable
I think the whole idea of tipping is ridiculous: do you tip the toll collector for taking your money? Do you tip the gas man for reading your meter? Do you tip your IT guy for fixing your computer? Of course not. Now, obviously, they don't live on tips. GUESS WHAT: NEITHER SHOULD WAITERS! How insane is it that a customer has to pay basically twice: for the food and for the service? Can you imagine if we had to tip UPS person for delivering the package to your house? Here's another tidbit: are the dishes heavier at T.G.I. Fridays than they are in a fancy steakhouse with $100+ dishes? Where do you come off with a sense of entitlement to a $20 tip just because the food was $100, whereas at Fridays a $20 plate would only get a $4 tip? If restaurant you work at charges that much for food, let them pay you! Enough is enough!
Foodie vs. (Vegan) Foodie: Let's Stop Dropping Anvils Already
I became a vegan at sixty-one (I'm 61 and 1/2) out of sheer curiosity and a desire to reduce my negative impact on Mother Earth. I wanted to know what my childrens' friends were experiencing, what was piquing the interest of some respected authors and artists, what the Skinny Bitches of the world knew that I didn't, and, most of all, how one could cook well on a vegan regime. I've been having a ball with it! There are some anxious moments in the kitchen, since almost every meal is a wild experiment. And, I'll admit, traveling can be a hungry experience. Nevertheless, I'm not interested in going back to my carnivorous ways.
It's interesting to encounter the assumptions my acquaintances make about veganism: they seem to assume that I've got a moral stake in it somewhere, that I've gone uber-Buddhist, that I feel superior. They have trouble understanding that I might simply be exercising an option. They say it is good for the functioning and longevity of our cognition to learn new things in our senior years; since I spend a lot of time in the kitchen, I wondered how I might turn that time into a real challenge. I think I've found a way I can feel good about.
I'm blogging about it with what passes for dry Southern wit and shots at seasoned wisdom at http://www.maturelandscaping.com. Am I the only senior nouveau vegan extant?
Healthy & Delicious: Avocado and Corn Salsa
This looks great! I will definitely be making this. I would probably add some couscous to it...I need my carbs :) I'd appreciate if you checked out my site as well and let me know what you think: www.shar-on-nutrition.com
Thanks!
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Praise and free booze helps most relationships.
French in a Flash: Drunken Angel Hair with Leeks and Cream
I just made this about 20 minutes ago. I had leeks in my fridge and came across this recipe. I normally cook down the leeks with butter, stick them in the fridge and dole them out on crusty bread or sandwiches, but this is a great change! Delicious!!!!! 5/5 stars!!!! Except for starting the leeks, this dish came together very fast. Such a nice change from tomato based dishes or heavy cream sauces and the wine adds such great flavor, even if it only so-so wine. I stuck to the recipe, except the chervil; so instead added some julienned spring onions and a little chopped flat leaf parsley.
I will add this to the rotation. Thanks!
Healthy & Delicious: Avocado and Corn Salsa
I make a similar salsa and mix in shrimp (slice in half length wise) and throw it in a corn tortilla that has been toasted......heaven on earth!!
French in a Flash: Drunken Angel Hair with Leeks and Cream
@cienfuegos: You're absolutely right that you shouldn't cook with wine you wouldn't drink. I always use wine that's drinkable. When I say I use wine that I don't like, that's not to say that nobody likes it. It's a decent wine; just maybe one that I personally don't want to sip out of the glass again. In my house, there's always one too many bottles of white wine open in the fridge. So, for me, truth be told, when I'm making this dish, it'll usually be like, gosh, I still have this, better use it up! Clearly, nothing else is being done with it. That's what goes into the boiling water. The sauce, however, is reduced, and especially because you are adding raw wine at the end, that flavor will be more distinguishable when you make the dish. So for that, you may want to think a bit more. If the wine was acidic, or you just didn't like it, it's true--you won't like it in your food. As I was doing my actual tests to write this recipe, I used the $4.50 white wine that you see pictured above--the one that I usually pour into my water at dinner! It worked perfectly. Because you have the cream and the leeks, what you're really getting from the wine is a nudge of flavor, an alcoholic hint. I would not use an expensive wine here, because I think it will get lost. You taste wine, but you can't taste WHICH wine. But, this proves the point that good wine is not always expensive. So, to sum up, don't waste something you'll miss, but don't treat the pasta water like a sewer either.
French in a Flash: Drunken Angel Hair with Leeks and Cream
What an interesting background story and luscious looking graphic! What about the tried and true theory that a cooking wine should be as good as a drinking wine? I understand the wine is diluted but..... I'm intrigued to try it and will do so with a bit of good wine. Any advice?
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@smallkitchen: I eat at Alinea whenever I'm in town -- great place! However, unless one is pretty wealthy, going to Alinea to "eat regularly" is not an option. My bride and I spent $700 for our super supper there last month; worth every penny, but still not something your average apartment-dwelling young Chicagoan (which I assume Laurs 87 is) can afford to do regularly.
@ Alinea staff: I think your wild-haired caucasian-'fro sommelier is DA BOMB! Keep him forever! And next time we're there, please send Grant over to fix us dessert directly on the table, m'kay?
Befriending Chefs/Restaurant Staff
This is really very easy and does not have to be as convoluted as some of the above suggestions. If you have a blog, just indicate that your are writing about their place, their food and so on and ask if you could include a few comments from them along with some pictures of the restaurant, the kitchen and perhaps them in action in the kitchen. The will most likely be happy with the exposure (free advertising) and with the attention. This has worked for me with chefs I have never met before.
Befriending Chefs/Restaurant Staff
Start a photo expose. Use your camera to document what you see from the street. Of course then you have a reason to tell the chefs you are being creative and would like their participation in the photo shoot. I bet they would like to see the photos and maybe post them in the kitchen.
Befriending Chefs/Restaurant Staff
You'll never be a friend, so much as that guy who tips well. Don't get any false ideas.
Befriending Chefs/Restaurant Staff
Get em some beers, or whatever they fancy. It really is a welcome addition at work.
Befriending Chefs/Restaurant Staff
First comment should do the trick. I've actually had good luck with one incident where my bf's cousin insisted that we needed to tip the chef a shot of tequila. I thought he was nuts, but the guy loved it, took us out to drink with him and some of the other cooks afterwards (it was the end of the night when we did this), and totally befriended my bf to the point of going out for drinks after close more often than not and having a server bring out *his* bottle of tequila from the back office to share with us the one evening (my bf traveled to the city he was in much more often than I had the pleasure to).
I have no idea if that is a raging fluke or if sending a drink back to the chef makes you a shoe in for at least a quick chat over a drink, but it seemed to work for us :P
French in a Flash: Drunken Angel Hair with Leeks and Cream
I know, Wilma! I found the most gigantic leek I've ever seen at my farmers market! It's actually what inspired this dish. Reheating tips (because I've been there): nonstick saute pan with a lid, dash of water, dash of cream (or milk or half and half), and let it heat through before you move it around too much, or the angel hair will tend to break.
French in a Flash: Drunken Angel Hair with Leeks and Cream
I found some giant leeks at my farmers market so I made this last night. Absolutely delicious but I live by myself so now have about a pound of leftovers. Anyone want some?
Foodie vs. (Vegan) Foodie: Let's Stop Dropping Anvils Already
Eating no animal products is as silly as eating only animal products.
Religious reasons? Bullshit.
Moral reasons? Fuck you.
Health reasons? See Japan.
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About Chef Colin
Website: http://www.agrandaffaire.com
Location: Tacoma, WA USA
About: A catering chef for going on 14 years.
Life's a party, and I'm catering.
Favorite foods: I'll try anything once.
Twice on a dare.
Last bite on earth: A slice of my mother's home made pizza.

Booze, Money, and Praise.
In that order and the heart of the the chef will be yours.