The awesome heat that is Sriracha
Interesting conversation with the man who made/owns Sriracha sauce:
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-himi-tran-20130414,0,6238578,full.story
"Hot sauce must be hot. If you don't like it hot, use less," he said. "We don't make mayonnaise here." Damn straight.
@Maggie, I'm in SF and am happy to lend you a cooler if need be, and am willing to deliver. But I'd take the advice you've been given: pasta, beans and rice, Happy Hours, and Off the Grid!