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Cady36

  • Location: Offgrid N. Idaho
  • Last bite on earth: Canlis crab cakes.

The Burger Lab: Revisiting the Myth of The 12-Year Old McDonald's Burger That Just Won't Rot (Testing Results!)

@pengo:

Franz:
INGREDIENTS: ENRICHED UNBLEACHED WHEAT FLOUR(WHEAT FLOUR, MALTED BARLEY FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMIN, MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN AND FOLIC ACID), WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, YEAST, VEGTABLE OIL (CANOLA AND/OR SOY), CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF THE FOLLOWING: VITAL WHEAT FLUTEN, SALT, YEAST NUTRIENT (AMMONIUM SULPHATE), DOUGH CONDITIONERS (MONO-DIGYLCERIDES, SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE, ASCORBIC ACID, MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE, AZDOCARBONAMIDE), CALCIUM SULFATE, ENZYMES, CALCIUM PROPIONATE (MOLD INHIBITOR).
Ballpark Buns:
ENRICHED BLEACHED FLOUR [WHEAT FLOUR, MALTED BARLEY FLOUR, NIACIN, IRON, THIAMIN MONONITRATE (VITAMIN B1), RIBOFLAVIN (VITAMIN B2), FOLIC ACID], WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, YEAST. CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF EACH OF THE FOLLOWING: SOYBEAN OIL, SALT, WHEAT GLUTEN, CALCIUM SULFATE, DISTILLED VINEGAR, DOUGH CONDITIONERS (MAY CONTAIN ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING: MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, ETHOXYLATED MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE, CALCIUM PEROXIDE, DATEM, ASCORBIC ACID, AZODICARBONAMIDE, ENZYMES, L-CYSTEINE), GUAR GUM, CALCIUM PROPIONATE (PRESERVATIVE), YELLOW CORN FLOUR, YEAST NUTRIENTS (MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE, CALCIUM SULFATE, AMMONIUM SULFATE AND/OR CALCIUM CARBONATE), CORN STARCH, NATURAL FLAVOR, PAPRIKA EXTRACT (COLOR), SOY LECITHIN, MILK, SOY FLOUR, SESAME SEEDS. ALLERGEN STATEMENT: CONTAINS WHEAT, SOY AND MILK

Bunches of ingredient lists out there. None of them really sound like food, and everyone that I looked at did indeed contain preservatives. *shrug* It's not like I have time or equipment to make my own. :)

Video: How to Poach Eggs, the Foolproof Method (Really!)

Thanks so much for the transcript/text. I gave up Chow entirely because of their reliance on videos. As long as I also have text, I'm good. (When I'm "home", I live offgrid with satellite internet, and if I watch slightly more than 90 minutes of video, they shut my internet connection essentially down for 24 hours.)

Gnocchi with Gorgonzola Cream sauce...sides?

Definitely agree that it needs something bright. It's interesting both of you mentioned orange/fennel...I think the only time I've ever had fennel was in something like cioppino.

Marinated mushrooms sound great. Anchovies sound good to *me* but I'm afraid it might be to much to ask of someone who is also getting to know gnocchi/gorgonzola. (Though now it makes me want to have a few around tomorrow, even if only for me and my husband!)

Gnocchi with Gorgonzola Cream sauce...sides?

Chicken might be a good option, or the portobellos. (Last night we had filet mignon "Oscar" style, and those suckers were huge, so I'll probably hold off on the beef for a day or two.)

I like the idea of a tomato cucumber salad, though we served both tomatoes and cucumbers with the steak Oscar. lol. A bit more filling than just tomatoes. Would help cut the "gunk" factor.

I truly love gnocchi/gorgonzolla sauce, but I do get how it could seem a bit cloying to some.

Thanks! :)

Ideas for frozen roasted pepper sauce?

Hey, Kakugori. Like the idea with eggs.

More than anything else, I don't know what it *goes* with. So pasta, yes, but pasta with...? Meatballs, as a sauce, or...?

Pizza sounds intriguing. Risotto does, as well, if I could figure out what other ingredients might go with it. lol.

The Shape of Pasta to Come?

@Oat_Mel: This place - https://www.pastashoppe.com/shop.php?id=2&&sid=1 - will custom-make runic pasta for you, assuming you are ready to order 2500 bags. :D

@Mr. Nick: Agreed, my very favorite type of pasta. I make several different hand-formed pastas, but orecchiette/cavatelli are the only ones that I take the time to make as a snack.

Thinking about it, I don't each much store bought pasta any more, as my Atlas never leaves the counter and there are so many hand-formed pastas to explore. Sometimes, though, dried pasta is the right tool for the job - orzo, linguini, etc.

Sauce suggestion for ravioli?

I think I'm leaning toward the vinaigrette thing, and definitely parm, thanks. Maybe have cucumber on the table, so that people can add it as desired?

(This makes me think of a thread I've been meaning to start on food temperature, from a taste standpoint. e.g. I prefer V8 at room temperature, which a lot of people find strange, but it tastes better to me. My pork/peanut sauce/pasta dish is great piping hot, but also good cold, as a salad; if you serve it warm it's kind of blah. Shrimp is good at any temp; cucumber, not so much. lol.)

Sauce suggestion for ravioli?

@Adriana - Yes, at the same time, and mixed together, so every bite is different, and my taste buds don't get numb before the end of the bowl. I thought feta in the sauce might be a bit much since some of the ravioli will also be filled with it.

@Scalfin - Butter is the best I've come up with so far (except that I'd probably add thyme, maybe a bit of garlic, maybe a bit of lemon).

I'm also considering some roasted pepper/roasted garlic sauce that we made and froze, but not on the top...maybe sauce on the plate, ravioli on top, drizzle with butter...?

Might be too many flavors, though - lol. (Eh, I'm starving at the moment, so pretty much anything sounds good!)

The Shape of Pasta to Come?

Homemade orecchiette. There are times when absolutely nothing else will do. :)

Sometimes, weirdly, ditalini, with butter and cheese, like KatherineAnn.

The Serious Eats Guide To Dumpling Styles Around the World

I haven't even read this yet and it's already my favorite SE article ever. lol.

Salt, tuna salad, husband and Kenji

My friends call him "that food guy" as in "Hey, I wanted to make some fries like yours...what did that food guy say to do, again?"

Salt, tuna salad, husband and Kenji

Haven't done the cheese sauce yet. We were all for it. I sent DH to the store for the missing ingredient - evaporated milk - and he came back with sweetened condensed milk. We recently got a can of evaporated milk, and we'll try it soon.

Makes me wonder, though: Could you put together a desert sauce, using a similar recipe, sweetened condensed milk, and a really mild cheese (or something easy like marscapone)? I can't decide if that sounds interesting or disgusting...

Salt, tuna salad, husband and Kenji

+1, Candi.

To be honest, while my husband used to roll his eyes when I said that, he changed his tune after McDonald's fries and a perfect prime rib at Christmas time. Now, if one of us is facing a culinary quandry, he *asks* me: "What does Kenji say about that?"

I guess I could just shorten that to WWKD? ;-)

Moving - what to take (the BARE essentials)?

What a great topic...We're spending 4 and a half months of the winter at a place with grid power, regular internet, flush toilets and water pressure, and even with all those bennies, I'm really reticent about the whole thing because of the kitchen situation. I've barely started my list, and hadn't even considered a cutting board. (Have herbs/spices packed. lol.)

I won't go anywhere without my pasta machine. (Yes, I do realize I'm in the minority here.) Wouldn't leave without my scale. I've cooked mostly on natural gas or propane for the past 20 years, and the place we're staying has an electric range, so I'm bringing a burner and a tank. Prooooobably couldn't get that on a plane, though. lol.

For overseas, a scale would be killer. I might bring measuring cups, or I might get them there (wherever "there" is) and stick to metric, since you'd have a scale and a lot of non-US recipes are weight based anyway. (Besides, you can convert anything on the internet.)

And definitely for me, Fahrenheit thermometers, because though I can convert in my head, trying to do that when moving through, say, the various stages of cooked sugar in candy making, would be...tense.

18 Chicken Dinner Recipes That Aren't Boring

This list *completely* wants Chicken Adobo on it. I could bathe in that stuff.

Black Rice

And thanks for the heads up on Beluga lentils...neither my husband nor I were lentil fans until we had some in a restaurant in PDX as a side. They were whole (casings intact, not blown out and split-pea like) and sort of popped when you ate them. Like idiots, we didn't ask what they were, and have tried various recipes/types in vain, since then...for probably 15 years. I think these may have been it.

Black Rice

Some interesting ideas. I'm not much into sweet stuff, but my husband is, so it would be worth a try. Pinakbet sounds interesting. I don't think I can get bitter melon where I live, but we're due for a grocery trip to "real" stores (about 130 mile round trip) in a week or two. My sister-in-law is Filipina...perhaps she has a recipe. :)

The rice/lentils dish sounds great, and I think I have enough stuff here to fake it. (Though the link is broken; anyone trying to reach it, remove the quote at the end. :) While I don't have all the ingredients for it, my sister also gave me big bag of sprouted lentil/adzuki/mung beans, which are quite good, we have baby beets and spinach in the garden. No hazelnuts at the moment (why not? I'll have to remedy that) but I have pecans and almonds. Alas, Castelvetranos are one of those things that require a lonnnnng drive. I'm not even sure I can get them in the town where we normally do our bulk shopping. I can use black, I guess - at least the color won't clash! :P

Thanks for all of the ideas. I'll also pass them along to my sister. Sometimes I think the reason she gives me this stuff is because she has a catering ingredient she can't figure out what to do with. lol.

recipes with non-animal protein

What sorts of flavors are you into? Big on Mexican/cumin/spices? More into French/thyme/tarragon? Way into Asian? It's easier to suggest recipes if we have some idea of what kinds of stuff you liked before you restricted your diet. :)

When my husband and I met, he was one of those people who would eat a 16 ounce steak for dinner. After I got ahold of him, we buy a small steak, slice it, each eat a bit, and he has steak left over for breakfast the next day. He still thanks me for that once in a while. ;-)

Aglio e Olio (Garlic and Oil Sauce)

I love this dish, always have, but FYI, the SE Recipe Email I just got, says: "Aglio e Olio (Garlic and Oil Sauce): Crisp, double-fried, buttermilk-marinated chicken flavored with Old Bay and spices teams with fried lemon wheels and jalapeños." :P

Melissa Roberts' Peanut Butter Noodles

I do something similar, but with a little less peanut butter and rice vinegar rather than red wine/cider vinegar (and more of it). I don't use fresh ginger because I'm not a huge ginger fan...just a little dried.

The same mix with shorter noodles, cooled, a bit of leftover pork, and a few more vegetables makes a great summer pasta salad.

Why Nacho Cheese Doritos Taste Like Heaven

I love me some MSG. I love glutamates. But I've never been able to get behind the coated/flavored chip thing, not even as a kid. I get different flavors from whatever I dip it into or eat it with. The only chip exception I can think of is salt and vinegar, done with actual vinegar).

I *do* make an exception for Cheetos, both baked and fried, but even with those, more than a few is too many. lol.

It's not a bent toward natural foods or anything. I like Pringle's plain potato chips, but not the flavored variety. I like Munchos, which bear almost no resemblance to food. (We call Pringle's and Muncho's pseudofood. lol.) Just don't like those weird coatings.

Question about Potato Chips Styles

Ah, and I don't like any kind of seasoning on the outside of my potato chips. Well, maybe salt and vinegar, very rarely. Nor do I like flavorings anything on my tortilla chips.

Besides the fact that a lot of them just don't taste good, I'm a label reader, and a lot of those labels are terrifying! lol.

Question about Potato Chips Styles

I guess I'm the oddball. I *like* WavyLays, if you eat them when the bag is first open. Kettle chips...it depends on the brand. I like some, I think others are pretty awful, hard rather than crunchy. And sad to say, I don't like Ruffles at all. I find them to be oversalted, and they seem to go stale too quickly.

(I used to love Eagle Brand, too.)

Of course I prefer my own, if I'm not being too lazy.

Cady, who lives in a part of Idaho where the potatoes in stores suck, surprisingly.

R. Kelly themed party - need to make punch that looks like pee.

And doesn't it really want to be in a fountain? One those with a little cherub holding a jug between his knees, maybe...:P

R. Kelly themed party - need to make punch that looks like pee.

Could you add some sort of fake made-of-sugar urinal cookie floating on the top?

I can't believe I just typed that.

Gnocchi with Gorgonzola Cream sauce...sides?

I'm making potato gnocchi with Gorgonzola cream sauce tomorrow night for dinner, for my cousins that we're staying with. DH and I can just have that, usually with sliced tomatoes and a bit of balsamic syrup.

Cousins have never had gnocchi before. I'm hoping they love 'em - I do a pretty good job - but you never know. (They do like Gorgonzola cheese, which helps.)

In case they hate them, or don't love them, or find a plate of just them overwhelming/palate fatiguing, I was going to fix a few sides, so they could trade off.

Other than sliced tomatoes, I can't think of a thing that would go well with them. Suggestions?

Thanks!

Ideas for frozen roasted pepper sauce?

We're wintering at a cousin's who had a bumper crop of sweet peppers this year, small and colorful and plentiful.

In late November we had to do SOMETHING with the tons left (Washington state, so that's very late), so we roasted them in the oven; mixed half with some oven-roasted garlic; added salt, pepper, olive oil, a dash of balsamic in all), hit it briefly with a hand blender and froze it. It's not pretty because it is a mix of green/red/yellow/orange roasted peppers, but it's damn tasty.

It's been sitting in the freezer ever since.

Any ideas on what to do with this stuff? It was really delicious, especially the version with roasted garlic. I just feel like I should use some of this before we return in six weeks to snowy off-grid Idaho.

I make tons of homemade pasta, with a Marcato, with an extruder, and hand-formed, so if something requires that, it's not an issue. (Pasta isn't a requirement, just something I'm good at. *shrug*)

Thanks!

Sauce suggestion for ravioli?

I'm in one of those experimental moods, so tomorrow I'm making three kinds of ravioli, mixed together - feta/spinach-or-chard, sun dried tomato/ricotta, and kalamata/caramelized onion...sort of vaguely a Greek theme.

I can't for the life of me figure out an appropriate sauce, though. At this point, I'm thinking of simply tossing them lemon/garlic/thyme butter, and serving with a dollop of tzatziki, but I'm really not sure how that'd work out.

I thought about making a tzatziki-based sauce, but that sounded like it might be kinda weird, warm.

Any thoughts?

Salt, tuna salad, husband and Kenji

This made me laugh, so I had to post.

I do most of the cooking at our house. I've been adjusting the salt and saturated fat in our diet that past couple of weeks. However, this is my busiest month of the year. (I'm the web geek for a national travel company.) In August, I barely have time to breathe, let alone cook.

I asked my husband to throw together some tuna salad/saltines for dinner. (Hey, I can eat at the computer and still type with one hand...it's that busy.)

But he added stuff, and I added stuff, each ignoring the other, and we ended up slightly oversalted. This doesn't normally bother my husband, MrHappySaltyFace, but I've been reducing salt the last week or two, so he really noticed it.

We cogitated on what to add to correct it. I mentioned lemon juice, but thought it might make it worse. (If something is WAY over salted, it seems to make it worse to me. :P)

My husband, not an SE reader, grabbed a bottle of lemon juice and added a squirt, and said, "Lemon juice CUTS the salt. Didn't Kenji tell you that?"

I inhaled sharply with a saltine in my mouth, laughing, and choked. I obviously talk about SeriousEats wayyyyy too much.

By the way, tuna salad was perfect.

Black Rice

My sister gave me a bag of black rice. (She's a caterer...every time I visit, she sends me home with all sorts of weird things.)

I finally cooked some up today, as a dinner side, with a bit of mushroom, sweet pepper, onion, celery, garlic and thyme, and some chicken broth.

As my sister warned me, everything was black. I thought she meant the vegetables would be tinted, but they aren't. They're black, and you really can't tell the difference between the rice and the veggies, when it's on the plate.

This is EXCELLENT stuff. It's sort of short-to-medium-grain. It kind of pops when you bite down on it, even when completely cooked. Tastes great, great texture. I'm just not sure what to DO with the rest of it. While it's wonderful, I really like some color differentiation in my food unless I'm trying to make a point. lol.

It was wonderful stirred in with my tomato/cucumber salad, and with my steamed broccoli, but I'm not sure what to do, otherwise.

Suggestions?

Dinner Triage: Fixing "finished" dishes

I cook mostly by instinct, rather than recipes, but even when I'm cooking by recipe I run across this problem:

I finish a dish, and it should be ready to serve, but it's just...lacking something. But, technically it's ready to serve and time to eat, and there's no time to fix it.

Prime example: Chili, which we had tonight. I've learned over time that if the meat too lean that the flavors fall flat. Adding a bit of bacon fat or even some butter, the entire flavor profile changes, and it becomes delicious. That's what I did tonight. It's an instant fix.

If I'm making [[your protein here]] and vegetables and gravy/sauce, and it turns out bland, I can add some roasted-granulated-garlic (one of my fave corrective seasonings), magi or Worcestershire (carefully, as they can overpower), a touch of balsamic...or sometimes it's the fat thing again. If it's REALLY bland, and has no an ethnic slant (not Italian or Chinese, etc.) a little curry powder or appropriate spices in butter or oil, deglaze the pan, and add to the mix might help.

None of these things require an extra 15-30 minutes cooking, which would kill the texture of the vegetables and/or the meat.

In some cases, changing the substrate (e.g. from jasmine rice to spaetzle) helps, but that requires a bit more foreknowledge.

A little wine or vermouth can help. Cheese can help. It depends.

If it's an omelet that didn't work...I eat what I can and give the rest to the dogs. If it's an oriental stirfry, I eat what I can and hope for inspirational stir-fry-helper the next day. I have a list of "not quite there" dishes, that I couldn't figure out an instant fix for.

So gimme some ideas! What techniques do you do to save a "lost" dish, just before eating?

I need more ammuntion. :

Appetizers: 2 days ahead/last in a cooler for a 400 mile drive?

Today, I found out that we're taking a 400 mile drive next Friday, for a birthday party for my soon-to-be 80 year old mom, on Saturday at 4. Annnnnd...it's potluck.

I need stuff that I can make (or mostly make, could be "finished" onsite) on Thursday, refrigerate, throw in a cooler on Friday morning, drive 400 miles, and throw in a refrigerator Friday afternoon...that will still be edible at 4pm on Saturday.

The only thing I've come up with so far is this caramelized onion/olive/cream cheese mixture that I use as a pasta filling, which doubles well as a cheese log.

Any other ideas?

Dinner Tonight: Midnight Asparagus with Creamy Eggs

One of the easiest and most satisfying ways to enjoy fresh asparagus is to pair it with an egg, which is exactly what I've written about numerous times before. But I've never combined the two in quite the way prescribed as in The Splendid Table's How to Eat Supper, which aims to make an easy dish even easier. How does one do that? Well, by making it a one skillet dinner, that's how. More

Spicy Chicken Noodle Soup with Lime and Ginger

The end result is a soup that's as fortifying as the best chicken noodle, but with a bit of kick from its sour/sweet/pungent flavor profile. With nothing but a single burner, a chicken, and a few vegetables, you can pull together a good soup in about an hour. The first key is to make extracting flavor and gelatin from the chicken bones as easy as possible. This means chopping the carcass into very fine pieces. More

Madhur Jaffrey's Shrimp Biryani

Biryani is a rice-based dish cooked with a whole mess of different spices, and usually, though not always, some kind of meat. When that meat is lamb or beef, it consequently takes some time to cook, which means I don't get to write about this dish too often. But this recipe from Madhur Jaffrey's At Home with Madhur Jaffrey solves that problem by using shrimp, so that this dish can be whipped up in less than hour with absolutely no shortcuts. More