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Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 106: The Knee Replacement Diet
Water Aerobics! Yes, you'll be the only guy there, and probably the youngest overall, but so what. You'll still get exercise, it won't hurt you, and it's fun. Your pride or your knees, baby.
Pizzeria Mozza Just About as Good As You've Heard
A sad truth about almost any wildly popular restaurant is that going on friday/saturday night will insure a suboptimal experience. Lunches, or mid-week dinners are wonderful at Mozza. The service is lovely and the food is sublime. But the idea of a weekend dinner there makes me shudder with dread. I've been burned by too many of my favorite places that suddenly went all Mr. Hyde on me because of the weekend crush. I can't even fault them for it. Saturday customers can be a little, ummmm, not interested in the food? Not you guys, obviously, but man can it get ugly.
Fancy Restaurants Should Implement an Early 'Baby Seating'
Look, I'm going to have to play the I-hate-babies-more-than-you card here. No, really. I had my tubes tied at 25. Any of you had horribly painful surgery because you hate kids? No, because that would be crazy. Ahem.
Anyways, my point: This is a great idea. I don't want parents to give up dining out. I don't want them to have to lock their children up at home for the next 10-25 years either. But I really, really don't want to listen to even one god damn scream from a baby when I am paying money to have other people make and bring me food in a peaceful environment. So yes, please, have a lovely meal with your child at the restaurant of your choosing. I will make it my business to find out when I need to avoid the place. Just like I do with live %$#@*& music.
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Jesus, Byrdbrain. It's practicing to make food better, not kicking puppies.