Chuck E. Cheese's Bone-In Wings
These bone-in wings are so strange that they are good, in a strange way. A very soft texture, exotic. Strange-exotic too, like the Star Wars Cantina type of exotic.
I lived in Buffalo when and where Buffalo Wings were invented or first served. You would think wing joints would be desperate to hire someone like me as a consultant, but I'm sure no one is interested in authentic Buffalo Wings, especially not the CEO's who negotiate national, international or annual contracts.
@boobird: Copyright does not protect pseudonyms or other names. An undeclared class of Trade Mark does. I suppose you were born boobird.