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At what setting do you heat a can of corn...low, medium or high?

I made ONE COMMENT about cackling housewives, meant to highlght the non-seriousness of some of the content and talk here. Some of you might find that irritating (too close to the truth?), but how that in any way is "sexist" is beyond me.

This is America last time I checked. If you don't like my opinions or brand of humor, don't read it or don't comment on it (thereby giving me the attention I so desperately crave!)

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At what setting do you heat a can of corn...low, medium or high?

"Al, why don't you try shot-gunning the canned corn. Seems about your speed."

KFC, I was just watching Future Weapons on that liberal Discovery Channel, and that sounds *awesome*!

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This is supposed to be "Serious Eats?!"

Some here seem to want to levy personal attacks on me, and also play amateur psychologist. Others think that politics has no place on this food site. Well, I hate to disturb your rosy little world, but when politics starts to inflict itself on the food world, I WILL point it out. When liberals/socialists are driving opinion and policy that impacts my basic God-given freedoms to eat whatever I want, or my freedom to allow people to smoke in MY restaurant or bar (if I had one), then yes, I will get angry, and yes, I will say something.

Rather than just attacking the messenger, it would be more reasonable to argue the point itself if you disagree.

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This is supposed to be "Serious Eats?!"

Wow, I love all the comments...now this is getting edgy! Mr. Levine, I pretty much understand your position and I can't fault it.

The "cackling housewives" comment ellicited exactly what I was hoping for. So let's talk, let's chat... pretty soon I'll be baking cookies with Hillary. But really, you all must get my point. (Yes, I mixed it with a few jabs.) I like the serious stuff, the hints, kitchen gadgets, great recipes et al. I love to cook! But "PBJ" isn't on the menu. Sorry.

I suppose if I had signed my rant "by Anthony Bourdain," more of you would have understood, and maybe laughed.

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At what setting do you heat a can of corn...low, medium or high?

I made ONE COMMENT about cackling housewives, meant to highlght the non-seriousness of some of the content and talk here. Some of you might find that irritating (too close to the truth?), but how that in any way is "sexist" is beyond me.

This is America last time I checked. If you don't like my opinions or brand of humor, don't read it or don't comment on it (thereby giving me the attention I so desperately crave!)

From Talk

At what setting do you heat a can of corn...low, medium or high?

"Al, why don't you try shot-gunning the canned corn. Seems about your speed."

KFC, I was just watching Future Weapons on that liberal Discovery Channel, and that sounds *awesome*!

From Talk

This is supposed to be "Serious Eats?!"

Some here seem to want to levy personal attacks on me, and also play amateur psychologist. Others think that politics has no place on this food site. Well, I hate to disturb your rosy little world, but when politics starts to inflict itself on the food world, I WILL point it out. When liberals/socialists are driving opinion and policy that impacts my basic God-given freedoms to eat whatever I want, or my freedom to allow people to smoke in MY restaurant or bar (if I had one), then yes, I will get angry, and yes, I will say something.

Rather than just attacking the messenger, it would be more reasonable to argue the point itself if you disagree.

From Talk

This is supposed to be "Serious Eats?!"

Wow, I love all the comments...now this is getting edgy! Mr. Levine, I pretty much understand your position and I can't fault it.

The "cackling housewives" comment ellicited exactly what I was hoping for. So let's talk, let's chat... pretty soon I'll be baking cookies with Hillary. But really, you all must get my point. (Yes, I mixed it with a few jabs.) I like the serious stuff, the hints, kitchen gadgets, great recipes et al. I love to cook! But "PBJ" isn't on the menu. Sorry.

I suppose if I had signed my rant "by Anthony Bourdain," more of you would have understood, and maybe laughed.

From Talk

Question of the Day: What's your favorite type of steak?

Best steak ever was a Salisbury at Horn and Hardart's a few years back.

From Talk

What are the best lowfat cookbooks?

I ate "The Joy of Cooking" the other day and didn't gain a pound!

From Serious Eats

The New York Times Likes Puck's Pluck

Of course the NYT would agree, so no news there.

And Wolfgang should just shut the puck up!

From Talk

ever tried organic? why did you try it?

Why is it that the left wing wants to apply what they call "science" to every discussion possible--the origin of life, global warming, etc.--but when it comes to food and the great benefits that pesticides, genetic engineering, crop yield increases et al have brought to the world, suddenly the scientific facts are out the window?

FACT: Less people are hungry, and more people are living longer than ever before because of these means of production. So give me a plate of foie gras and send the e. coli organic salad to the liberals at the four-top.

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Ever over-indulge in a favorite food and now you can't eat it?

Embarrassed to admit this, but I had a serious addiction to Herr's salt and vinegar chips. I must've O.D.ed on them, because the remnants of the last bag I bought sat around for months before I finally polished them off. I haven't wanted any again since then!

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I've just been diagnosed with diabetes. Shall I kill myself?

My wife was in for tests recently, and diabetes was a possibility. She asked the same question! It was like, "why live if I can't eat all the good food I love to eat."

Of course I didn't tell *her* this, but I don't know you, so yes....you should eat whatever you want until it kills you.

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Canned Confessions

Yeah, Leslie....stop teasing us! Out with the recipe now! :-)

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

Food Network really blew it letting Bourdain get away. Of the current crop, the REAL cooks are the only ones that interest me. I will watch every Iron Chef episode, Batali's show, occasionally Emeril, Flay and Alton.

I am driven to jab a fork in my eyes by Rachel Ray, Paula Deen and her spawn, and Sandra Lee. The only way I watch HER show is if they have an episode titled, "Nobody does me like Sandra Lee."

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Smokestack Lightning, a Day in the Life of Barbecue

Excellent film, quite interesting...not to mention mouth-watering! Where can we get the whole video?

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Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

I used to watch a lot of FN back in the early days. I enjoyed Jack McDavid, Mario Batali, Sara Moulton. Now, I never watch FN. The turning point, for me, was when Rachel Ray became a "star" (gag).
Now if I want to learn something about cooking, I tune in PBS, and watch Jacques Pepin, Lidia, or the two ladies on America's Test Kitchen.

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Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

Least: Ina Garten; from her voice to her food, personality, friends, etc. . .she drives me insane.

Most: Giada Di Laurentiis, I have a girl crush on her.

From Talk

Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

I was a vegetarian between the ages of 13 and 22. One night (about 2 months ago) I decided that I simply wanted a steak. Right there and then I went to a diner with my best friend and she watched me down a steak. It was incredible. Not only was that night amazing, but since then I have SO much more energy than I did before. For nine years I had issues with energy. It hit a climax last year when I literally could not stay awake at 2pm every day for months. That went away after I started to take insulin pills (I was diagnosed with pre-diabetes at that ime), but I was still kind of low on energy, moody, depressive...

I swear eating meat has been my savior! I feel like a new woman! I literally feel like a completely different person. I have energy now! And I'm not as moody or depressive... wow, things are different! Plus I feel more like "me"... I never saw myself as the girl who'd eat a salad at a steakhouse while her date had a rare one. I saw myself as the down-to-earth-red-meat-eating chick even when I didn't eat meat for 9 years.

I love steak! I can't ever be a vegetarian again!

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

I have to agree with many comments here.I have studied culinary arts for years and these housewife cook wannabees do not know the difference between a good Veloute and a bowl of gravy.
Where does the food netwok find these people?
Sandra Lee gets so excited over her booze,you would think she was an alcoholic! Rachael Ray acts like the host of Sesame Street with her ignorant, goofy, childish sayings. Paula Dean serves so much fat in her food, it is more rich than her fake,overpronounced accent which is comparable to fingernails on a chalkboard.Giada dresses like a street walker and tries to sound italian with her fancy pronouncing og food.What happened to credible culinarians? are all we are left with are women's day readers like these four women who think they are teaching cooking? please!!!

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Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

My faves: Alton Brown, Anne Burrell, Ina Garten
Likes: Jaime O., Tyler F. Micheal Chirello (sp?)
My not so faves: Ray Ray, Sunny Anderson and the Neeleys...I started out liking Ray but her overexposure did me in...I haven't seen a thing on Sunny's show that I would make, and I can't stand her delivery, and the Neeleys...I like things they make but that lovey dovey crap really turns me off...and of course Sandra goes without saying...

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Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

My favorite is Ina and my very least favorite is Giada. Can Giada's tops get any lower without this show being rated as porn? I have nothing at all against showing some cleavage, but please...this is a cooking show, and if her cooking isn't good enough to stand on its own, they should take her off the air. Actually, I tried several of her recipes and thought they we just "okay". Her books are loaded with photos of her rather than of the food, and she is way too full of herself. She should stop the annoying Italian accent when she pronounces Italian food items. She was born and raised in California for goodness sakes!

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

I used to watch a lot of FN but honestly it's so overproduced these days I just can't get into it. I understand that they get the best ratings with these lame reality shows and camera-friendly cooks, but can't they appease everyone by having a few shows with hosts passionate about a particular part of cooking? Go ahead, play them at some weird-ass time of day, I'll tape it, but to me it's such a waste of a perfect medium to march out these clowns preparing the same bland recipe over and over and over again.

Favorites (none of these exist anymore): Jamie , Mario, Alton
Least favorites: Aida Whatever, Sunni Whatever

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

I used to watch this channel frequently for info on cooking techniques, and good recipes; not on much anymore. Weekend getaways at $40 and such rot are a waste of time. I have no problem with the dumbed-down shows for the chef-boyardee crowd, but I have the travel channel, with Bourdain, for the other stuff.

Faves: Alton, Mario, Sara

Middling: Sandra, Giada [OK....just eye candy....no turtlenecks needed]. Flay....I like the genre, so I follow his recipes. Emeril....shelf life date gone by......he's now a shill on the "green network".....and, not convincingly so. Paula.....on the fast track to Emeril status.

Least: Ray Ray. Well, Sandra too...although S doesn't annoy me me nearly as much as does RR.

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

Favorite: Ina Garten and Bobby Flay
Least Fave: Sandra Lee (worst), Sunny Anderson, Ellie Krieger, Ann Burell

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

FAVE: jamie oliver -- i LOVE jamie at home. also nigella -- apparently i love brits.

LEAST FAVES: sandra lee, hands down. not even a competition!

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

Favs: Ina Garten, Giada, Alton Brown. Duff Goldman & Mary Alice from Ace of Cakes - do they count?
also sort of Flay because, hey, a good looking guy who can cook? im all for it.

least favs - Paula Deen. something about her annoys the CRAP out of me. Sandra Lee - im in college and even i wouldnt eat some of the disgusting look things she makes

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

Favorites: Paula Dean, her recipes I can make and have. Sandra Lee because her recipes are very doable. Why do so many dislike her? I love to watch her. I also like the fact that with Sandra Lee, you can take common packaged stuff and make something great. Alton Brown, definitely a fav of mine. I can't stand Emeril. His recipes are so complicated, why bother? Ina Garten's recipes are too complicated as well.
Least Favorite: Obviously Rachel Ray is an amature when it comes to cooking. Come on folks, I mean, my teenage son can concoct what she comes up with. Also, she is extremely irritating with all of her hand gestures and her EEVO and her rolling eyes. I deliberately turn off the FN when she is scheduled. I just don't get it. She's awful. BEST: Alton Brown WORST: Rachel Ray

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Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

Most: Paula Deen, Alton Brown, and Ina Garten
Least: The Neelys and Sunny Anderson

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

First of all I have to recover from laughing sooo hard at the remarks from:
Nance- re: Sandra Lee on the Kwanzaa cake (topping in with corn nuts) please tell me your joking, I don't know if you or Sandra's Kwazaa cake recipe want to kill ME. rotfl.
Jensings- your comment also made me roll off the couch, well put.
Alssa- same as above
Thanks y'all for a very good laugh.

Now who I like:
Alton - becuz he is silly and informative, I like that.
Emeril- becuz of due respect, but he needs to (or has) retire, his "bam" has gotten a little too old.
Ina- like her soft spoken demure and her recipes seem very good, but did she make a pact with the devil? Read her bio eveything thing she did she is successful at... hmmmmmm. That nervous laugh does get to me though.
Tyler- tried some of his stuff....really good.
Sara Moulton- like her alot, she is so relaxed, I like her cooking, she teaches, and she covers UP!! I miss her.
Cat Cora-total professional, she is very pretty but like all chefs ( iam one myself) cover's UP!! She wears a chef coat. I like her demure and professional knowledge.
Anthony Bourdain- Love his shows, they tell the real shit that goes on in cultures.
Mario- real authentic chef. Love his shows and his foods. Wll miss him too.
Duff-I like but other then his oux and Mary Alice many of his workers seem liike there on drugs.
Guy- I like him. his show makes me sick becuz my city has very few diner, drive-ins and dives anymore( I live in Seattle). His other show I only saw a few times, but I liked what he made so far. He's funny.
Symon- I like him. He's professional and his giggles crack me up. I like his food.
Flay- His actual shows bore me to sleep but I do respect his success and I 'm sure his food is good. I hear good reviews about his restaurants.
Ming Tsi- I miss him, he too is a Pro. and I loved his show. I made a dish of his for Mother's Day once and it turned out great but man, I almost had to hop a plane to Asia to get some of the ingreds. for it.

Now for my dislikes:
Paula Deen- I like her home program (she's somewhat mellow) but the shit she makes.......
Paula's party- That is enough to make my ears bleed. Is she drunk on that show? She is flirting, forgetting what they are doing she is hamming it up. Nooooooooo!!
Robin What her name- Boring.
Giada- I liked her pogram when it first aired, but now it is a joke. Yes that phoney accent, the Farrah Fawcett smile, yes the low cut shirts. Shit she is making Italian food (maybe), she should be professional and wear a chef coat. You get shit all over yourself making Italian food. It's food food porn.
Sandra Lee- Ah wtf is she doing on FN? Yes she has a concept for making things go easy in the kitchen, yes someone above wrote that some chefs use canned this and that for fresh and its true, and that is good, but she can at least come through with some dishes that are homemade 100% for the times one has day off or special occasions ect. Anyone can open a box or packet and just add shit to it, but I thought the FN was to educate people how to make real dishes.
Bobblehead aka Rach Ray- She is over the top of WHAT???? Yes I play a game with my boyfriend, everytime 30 mins. airs we get beers ready and when she says her imfamous words "EVOO, sammies, delish, garbage bowl, awesome, eyeball it, giggles, ect., we take a drink. Guaranteed your tipsy (if not drunk) in 30 minutes. FN needs to restructure what their goal is really quick. Do they want the true chefs that really show people methods, ideas of real cooking or do they want to have circus acts like they are airing?

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Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

I'm still a vegetarian although I will never refuse meat if someone has me over or out for dinner. As far as I can control, I don't eat it. HOWEVER sometimes I pretend to not notice the bacon on my Aussie Fries at Outback. :) I also crave fast-food burgers every once in a while...

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Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

I never much liked meat or chicken or milk or eggs - even as a baby - but ate it reluctantly until about age 22 (I'm 43 now). I gave up fish a few years after that, when I got scared of contaminated water, overfishing, and mercury levels. I've been off and on dairy and eggs through the years, more of a digestive issue than a moral one. For the last few months I've been CRAVING sardines and salmon, and no vegetarian substitute or seaweed would do. I finally gave in and had some sardines and salmon the last 3 days and I FEEL WONDERFUL. I guess it pays to listen to your body as much as listen to the experts.

Thanks to all of the posters above for helping allay the fear that I'd get horribly sick in some way. I still doubt I'll eat meat or chicken, so you can have my serving of bacon....

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Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

I was a vegetarian for a while, maybe around 8 years, one of which was spent in India, where it is supereasy and superdelicious (if you love Indian, especially South Indian, food like I do) to be a vegetarian. A few years later, I moved to Brasil where it is a lot harder to be a vegetarian, but I lived in Liberdade (Asian neighborhood) in Sao Paulo, and with all the access to cool mushrooms, noodles, seaweeds, etc., I was pretty happy.

I remember reading that book "Eat Right for your Type" which theorizes that people with type A blook do better with a predominantly veg. diet and people with type O blood do better with a carnivorous diet, and perhaps there's some truth to that.

Later, I was taken to a Brazilian rodizio (meat until you can't no more) place here in NYC and all that beef was delish, although my stomach rebelled.

Since then, I still don't eat much meat - small portions and lots of vegetables. Eating meat in huge amounts seems to only perpetuate the dominant model of a few lucky people getting the lion's share of the world's resources, and the factory farming of animals to be eaten still continues to be inhumane and motivated solely by profits. Mad cow disease is still much more of a problem than the major media and the government will cop to. I'm careful where I get my meats from, and still ya never know.

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Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

"I was a vegetarian from age 6 when I was a stubborn brat and declared myself a vegetarian to avoid having to eat a hamburger one meal."

Wow, Megannesta, your story is just like mine. Only I was 13, and the meal was the ubiquitous Sunday roast beef dinner. And like you, I'm making up for lost time. I had a cheeseburger for breakfast today.

The meal that flipped me (at age 19) was a hotdog at a fireman's picnic. Didn't get sick.

From Talk

Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

I becamse a vegetarian for a while in high school, but it was really only to annoy my grandmother, who I was living with at the time. She only had 4 stock dinners that she rotated over and over every week: meatloaf, green beans, mashed potatoes; roast beef, salad, baked potatoes; broiled salmon, broccoli, roasted potatoes; and spaghetti. She liked her meat and potatoes. There's only so long one person can deal with that if they're more adventurous. So I went veg.

These days I still only really eat meat twice a week. I feel like the US has a serious meat overindulgance problem.

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Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

In-n-out

Damn you double-double with onions and extra sauce...the saucy korean bbq had no sway over me but you, with your two patties, hand torn lettuce, melting cheese, onions, and that sauce....

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Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

Being a poor student! I was happily veg for 4 years of high school, first 2 years of college while I lived in the dorms. Then I got an apartment. I have no problem cooking a totally vegetarian diet for myself in my home - I never buy meat ingredients at the store. And I still very rarely pay for meat when eating out, unless I'm really sick of just ordering the freaking veggie burger. But the number of free food events at my university and my poor student budget make passing up free meaty meals seem wasteful. I call myself a freegan now (vegetarian unless it's free). I've heard others use the term too.

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Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

I was a vegetarian for 8 years. When I got a heart infection, my nurse told me I should eat cow's heart. Since I told her that was never going to happen, I decided to give normal cuts of meat a try. I went to a restaurant and I ordered a pulled pork sandwich. My husband thought I was daring and ordered the conservative chicken, thinking that if I didn't like the pork he could switch with me. My first bite was amazing, I was in shock. Although it may have been the fact that the meds I was on made me have a huge appetite, having meat for the first time in so long was fabulous. My husband thought I was being sarcastic and offered to switch. I told him he was crazy!

From Talk

Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

i was a vegetarian from the age of 18 to 22. what did me in was a plate of prime rib at a hotel in kansas city. it just looked so good, i was starving, and the alternative was a crappy looking industrial iceberg lettuce salad and an anemic little roll. i had always been a meat lover, had embraced vegetarianism in college during the 70's after reading frankie lappe´, and always struggled against my carnivorous inclinations.

interestingly, years and years later, i find myself not especially wanting to eat meat at all these days. i haven't consumed animal flesh, except for the occasional tuna sandwich, in months. although generally i am a very healthy eater, and in addition to the fresh fruits, vegetables, and whole grains i eat daily, i eat plenty of nuts, seeds, yogurt, eggs, and cheese, i am bemused to report that my ability as an athlete seems to have suffered as a result. i don't recover as quickly after my workouts, i can't run as far or as fast, and i can't lift as heavy weights or complete as many sets as i was doing as a meat eater.

a few years ago i was in a relationship with someone who insisted on having meat at every meal, and when i left, it was such a relief to not have to cook and eat it all the time. i'm much thinner and happier basing my diet on salads and veggies, although i am somewhat concerned about my workouts deteriorating. we'll have to see. i don't call myself a vegetarian right now, because i don't want to label myself or call attention to my private eating habits {i live alone, so there's no one to please but myself}.

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Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

I grew up in a strict vegetarian household. Eggs and dairy products, but that was it. Veggies, brown rice, I didn't even taste candy until I was 8 years old. So, I get my first job, at McDonalds. They give you a meal. I had a Big Mac, large fries, cherry pie. That first bite? Into the Big Mac? Heaven. Half an hour later I was over the toilet, heaving. Back to work two days later. What did I eat? A Big Mac. I hid my meat eating. Like most kids do with the occasional joint or beer (which I was allowed, btw). I got permission to eat it at 19. I go back and forth now. I can go months at a time without meat and feel no loss whatsoever. But then I need a steak, or bacon, and it's awn.

From Talk

Question of the Day: Any former vegetarians out there? What happened? Why'd you go back to meat?

I was a vegetarian from age 6 when I was a stubborn brat and declared myself a vegetarian to avoid having to eat a hamburger one meal. Flash forward to being 18, at my boyfriend's house, and the smell of flank steak on the grill. I pointed out how good it smelled, and he asked, "why won't you eat it again?" and I realized I really didn't have a reason. I just didn't even see it as an option since I had completely forgotten what it tasted like. It wasn't for animal rights reasons, or health, it was just habit at that point. I had a taste, and now I am a fiend. RARE steak. I think i'm making up for lost time, although that was 8 years ago and I'm still just as into meat, hah!

BTW -- after 15 years as a vegetarian I broke my vegetarianism with two plates of rare meat. Felt great. I don't know why they say everyone gets so sick to their stomach.

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