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'I love soft French cheese free of insects,' she replied briefly.

Beefheart at 2:40AM on 06/10/09

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"I like my steak bloody,' she remarked sanguinely.

Beefheart at 2:37AM on 06/10/09

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"Well of course I can dig you up a truffle," he snorted.

Beefheart at 11:43PM on 06/09/09

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"Mmm....I think I'd like a picnic on the water," she pondered.

Beefheart at 9:47PM on 06/08/09

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From Serious Eats

Attention Word Nerds: Food-Related Tom Swifties

'I love soft French cheese free of insects,' she replied briefly.

Beefheart at 2:40AM on 06/10/09

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"I like my steak bloody,' she remarked sanguinely.

Beefheart at 2:37AM on 06/10/09

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"Well of course I can dig you up a truffle," he snorted.

Beefheart at 11:43PM on 06/09/09

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"Mmm....I think I'd like a picnic on the water," she pondered.

Beefheart at 9:47PM on 06/08/09

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“I have a baker’s dozen”, he muttered spookily.

yumyumpigsbum at 2:57AM on 06/11/09

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“That icing sugar is still lumpy!”, she said decisively.

yumyumpigsbum at 12:53AM on 06/11/09

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"We've run out of flour for the pancakes," she said flatly.

Yamoo at 8:57PM on 06/10/09

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“I just love hot dogs,” Tom said frankly

onyxfrog at 4:51AM on 06/10/09

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"You can have the sugar snaps," he appeased.

Yamoo at 2:40AM on 06/10/09

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"I know nothing about that pumpkin," she said guardedly.

Yamoo at 2:01AM on 06/10/09

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"I often serve things in pastry," she said tartly.

Yamoo at 11:56PM on 06/09/09

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"Grandma used to make the best gravy", he remembered fondly.

Raggamuffin at 10:26PM on 06/09/09

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"Pasta is my favorite dish," said the lass, saucily.

"We're having corn?" Suddenly, he was all ears.

"Well, I guess I'll have to have the grapes," she said, sourly.

HeartofGlass at 8:19PM on 06/09/09

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"We're having fishsticks for dinner!" said Betty in an alluring manner.

steamedbun at 7:20PM on 06/09/09

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"Oreos are the only cookies that are good," said the little boy, who saw things quite black and white.

steamedbun at 7:14PM on 06/09/09

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"I only eat a diet of nectar and honey," said the movie star to the press. The room went a buzz.

steamedbun at 7:12PM on 06/09/09

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"Oops, I spilled the Mrs. Butterworths into the Kleenex box", Tom said surreptitiously.

Chou Peng Qart at 12:28PM on 06/09/09

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"Oh God, I ate so much hummus at Jenn's midtown lunch cart I can't move," said some chick peacefully.-- (courtesy of friend, Polo)

Jenn Sit at 10:20AM on 06/09/09

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"These grapes are sour", she whined.

"Please read my letter about the long sandwich", he said submissively.

"Lassie used to love cantaloupes", he said with melancholy

Raggamuffin at 5:12AM on 06/09/09

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"there's something wrong with the top of that cheesecake!" he cracked.

"the keg of beer is almost empty!" she sputtered.

"i do love a nice piece of molten chocolate cake," she gushed.

cybercita at 11:42PM on 06/08/09

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