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What music do you cook/bake to?
I like listening to podcasts. Recent favorite is Marc Maron's WTF Podcast--smart interviews with comedians.
Of course...can never go wrong with this.
What is the most thoughtful food gift you've received?
I know this thread is dead--but I had to comment. I just received an early wedding gift in the mail from a friend who is a skilled woodworker. It's a handmade wooden tortilla press--and it is beyond beautiful and inscribed with a lovely saying on the base. It's made of three different woods and has a lovely handle to work the press. So personal and wonderful and finally explains the rather confusing IM conversation I had with my buddy a month or so ago in which he asked me to detail my method for making tortilla's to ensure that I didn't already have a press.
Rice Cookers: Talk To Me! I Eat Rice! I Need a New One
I haven't tried wild rice, but expect it would be fine.
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Your favourite hearty vegetarian entrees? Recipes please!
Posted by BananaMonkey, May 2, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Service Rant/Rave--haven't had one of these threads in awhile.
Posted by BananaMonkey, April 18, 2011 at 3:06 PM
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Poll posted by Lingbo Li, July 28, 2010 at 8:00 AM
BananaMonkey answered "Yes" to Did you take home ec in high school?
Poll posted by Lingbo Li, July 21, 2010 at 8:00 AM
BananaMonkey answered "Yes" to Do you blot the grease from your pizza?
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How do you dress your salad?
I mince a clove of garlic into a paste, then whisk in dijon mustard, white wine vinegar, salt and pepper until it's thick and creamy. Then I add olive oil and finish with a very small amount of maple syrup. It's heavenly.
What music do you cook/bake to?
I like listening to podcasts. Recent favorite is Marc Maron's WTF Podcast--smart interviews with comedians.
Of course...can never go wrong with this.
What is the most thoughtful food gift you've received?
I know this thread is dead--but I had to comment. I just received an early wedding gift in the mail from a friend who is a skilled woodworker. It's a handmade wooden tortilla press--and it is beyond beautiful and inscribed with a lovely saying on the base. It's made of three different woods and has a lovely handle to work the press. So personal and wonderful and finally explains the rather confusing IM conversation I had with my buddy a month or so ago in which he asked me to detail my method for making tortilla's to ensure that I didn't already have a press.
Rice Cookers: Talk To Me! I Eat Rice! I Need a New One
I haven't tried wild rice, but expect it would be fine.
Rice Cookers: Talk To Me! I Eat Rice! I Need a New One
I second DCarl1's recommendation. I have the same one and love it. Plus, it plays a song when it's done.
Woof Woof does not mean curry!!!
How about not renting from racists who blame funny odors on "Asians"?
Served: A Few Ways to be a Bad Restaurant Customer
"the jewelry designer German lady who stayed at our hotel"--holy crud this article is riddled with awkward phrasing...
How do you do your beans and rice?
@ajmill1978--that sounds wonderful!
How do you do your beans and rice?
I'm loving the idea of lime juice and raw onion on top. In Guyana, we frequently eat our 'cook-up rice' (rice and black eyed peas) with lots of hot pepper and often a pickled onion. As the rice is frequently flavoured with fatty cuts of meat or pickled pigs tail or salted beef, the pickled onion cuts the flavour well. The lime juice and raw onion would, of course, serve the same purpose.
Yay! The 'talk' link was moved!
Yay! I totally agree @Teachertalk.
The $3 Big Mac (sort of) mini meal
This is weird, but it never occurred to me that you could ask McDonald's to customize anything. I guess it's because I don't dislike any of their toppings--either that or the advertising from the competitors "your way" had convinced me it was impossible.
Snapshots from Sweden: Swedish Breakfast
seriously, wee tubes of caviar...we need this here.
Do you like to cook or be cooked for?
I would much prefer to do the cooking. I am a bit of a control freak, and even though I have acres of kitchen space, I would prefer if people stood outside of the work area and kept me company instead of helping.
I love to be cooked for as well, I don't even care if it's particularly good. It's a treat to be invited and to be social. But please don't have me there DURING the cooking process. I can't promise I won't be insufferable with 'suggestions'.
Mr.Monkey is a fine cook, but slow as hell and distracted. He's also not terribly keen in the specificities of managing heat on a stove. I cannot be in the same room as him when he's cooking. I have to leave or else it would be "I think you should turn that pot up/down". "If you slice these smaller they'd cook faster" BLah blah blah, until he's so frustrated he finally asks if I want to do it. That's a horrible feeling to provoke in someone...so I leave and gratefully eat the dinner when he's done.
The worst is when it's a product that is new to him to cook, but which I've cooked for us before. We're eating, for instance, a lot rice pasta at the moment, because I'm off wheat. It cooks up remarkably like regular pasta, but it's finicky, it goes from done to inedible mush in a rather short time. Offering him 'suggestions' when he's cooking something like that is most dangerous, because it appears that I'm telling him that I don't think he can cook something painfully simple, when in fact, it's a bit trickier than it seems.
Trying to find Jamaican Rum Cream...
I don't want to take over your thread, but El Dorado really is spectacular. They make a 12, and 18 year old and two different 21 year old single casks that drink as well as the finest single malt scotches. I am so sad that most North Americans think that Captain Morgan or Bacardi qualify as decent rum.
Foodie gifts (or gift cards) for Canadian & soon-to-be Canadian
LOL--that's sort of like saying "Texas....or Chicago".
You might also find out (once you figure out what city) if there are any gourmet shops in the area and try for a gift certificate there.
Honestly, as someone who is getting married, I would just prefer cash. It's not terribly romantic, but it's what's needed right now, especially if the bride is leaving a job etc to move to wherever it is they're going to be living.
What to do with a gallon of Maple Syrup?
seriously--start using it in any savoury recipe that calls for a touch of sweet. My new favorite salad dressing uses it, albeit in small quantitites.
2 parts olive oil
1 part white wine vinegar
1-3 cloves garlic minced or run through a zester depending on your tolerance
1 table spoon dijon mustard
1-2 teaspoons maple syrup.
s&p
It seems ridiculously simple, but man is it ever good, and has more depth than sugar or honey. Use this dressing on a salad of field greens, orange segments, bacon, pistachios, chevre and roasted beets...it's transcendent.
Trying to find Jamaican Rum Cream...
I can't help you with that, but I would encourage you to try El Dorado Demerara Cream Liqueur instead if you can find it. It's Guyanese, and while I'm biased, it's also ranked consistently as one of the best in the world.
Things to eat while reading a book
I like popcorn--eaten with chopsticks.
How do I find my profile?
FWIW--I just removed and re-added Serious Eats as an exception to my Adblocker, and it seems to have worked. I can see my name again!
How do I find my profile?
that should read "before the site overhaul I WOULD click on the profile link..."
How do I find my profile?
@Adam--I understand that, but I don't want to have to remember and then hunt down the last time I commented in a thread to find a link to my username. I click on the profile link at hte top of the page in order to see whether thread's I've posted in have been commented on since I've last posted...and yes, I know I could turn on email notifications...I have no desire for that.
I guess I wasn't clear. I can FIND my profile...but it's a huge pain in the butt. The point is that something that works for most browsers etc is broken for me, and apparently others..
How do I find my profile?
I do have an adblocker on, but SE has an exception....strange.
From Behind the Bar: The Magic
Hallelujah, they're hiring writers again!
Favorite Things to Grill
@les-ah--do you have a recipe for the beef heart that you can share?
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Recent Posts
Your favourite hearty vegetarian entrees? Recipes please!
Posted by BananaMonkey, May 2, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Service Rant/Rave--haven't had one of these threads in awhile.
Posted by BananaMonkey, April 18, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Not just a slump--a string of cooking failures!
Posted by BananaMonkey, March 20, 2011 at 8:16 AM
Flourless desserts with honey/maple syrup as sweetner?
Posted by BananaMonkey, March 8, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Duck Legs and a Dinner Party...what to do with them?
Posted by BananaMonkey, February 17, 2011 at 10:22 AM
What do you put in your lobster roll?
Posted by BananaMonkey, February 13, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Just bought a rice cooker! What's your fav use?
Posted by BananaMonkey, February 1, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Backyard Wedding Menu Planning--whaddaya like?
Posted by BananaMonkey, January 24, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Out of the ordinary sides for burgers
Posted by BananaMonkey, January 23, 2011 at 11:22 AM
How to prevent the sides my pot from scalding over a gas range?
Posted by BananaMonkey, October 11, 2010 at 7:40 PM
Eaters! What's your Favorite BBQ Chicken Recipe?
Posted by BananaMonkey, July 16, 2010 at 12:05 PM
URGENT! Will a frozen Pizza crack my pizza stone?
Posted by BananaMonkey, May 10, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Dear Restaurants: I am so sick of seeing ******* on your menus!
Posted by BananaMonkey, May 10, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Is there one thing you *must* order if you see it on a menu?
Posted by BananaMonkey, May 4, 2010 at 9:12 AM
I just bought Annatto Seasoning....now what do I do with it?
Posted by BananaMonkey, March 25, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Leftover Pot Roast? What to transmogrify into?
Posted by BananaMonkey, March 17, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Chinese Hot Pot Restaurants: How do they work? Tips and Advice?
Posted by BananaMonkey, March 13, 2010 at 6:00 PM
2 lbs of White Mushrooms and I don't want soup!
Posted by BananaMonkey, February 25, 2010 at 11:22 AM
Indoor Beef Tenderloin pieces--too expensive to screw up, help!
Posted by BananaMonkey, February 13, 2010 at 11:24 AM
WIng and Rib detox-how do you clean up your eating act?
Posted by BananaMonkey, February 8, 2010 at 2:38 PM
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BananaMonkey answered "Love it!" to Liverworst or Liverbest?
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BananaMonkey answered "Other — I'll leave a comment below" to What's Your Favorite Summer Cookout Food?
Poll posted by Lingbo Li, July 28, 2010 at 8:00 AM
BananaMonkey answered "Yes" to Did you take home ec in high school?
Poll posted by Lingbo Li, July 21, 2010 at 8:00 AM
BananaMonkey answered "Yes" to Do you blot the grease from your pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, July 12, 2010 at 9:55 AM
BananaMonkey answered "No ... Love is thicker than sauce." to Your sweetheart doesn't like pizza: dealbreaker?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, May 24, 2010 at 8:45 AM
BananaMonkey answered "String by string" to How Do You Eat String Cheese?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, May 19, 2010 at 9:30 AM
BananaMonkey answered "Produce" to What's your favorite supermarket aisle?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, February 21, 2010 at 8:45 PM
BananaMonkey answered "Other (feel free to explain below!)" to How Do You Top Your Pancakes?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, February 16, 2010 at 9:39 AM
BananaMonkey answered "Pop" to What Do You Call Cola Drinks
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, January 27, 2010 at 7:30 PM
BananaMonkey answered "Whole Foods" to What's Your Favorite Grocery Chain?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, January 20, 2010 at 9:45 AM
BananaMonkey answered "Always" to Ever drink milk from the carton when no one's looking?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 11, 2010 at 7:00 AM
BananaMonkey answered "Healthful" to Which Food Term Bugs You the Most?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, January 6, 2010 at 7:30 AM
BananaMonkey answered "CJ McD" to Who Is the Most Congenial SE'er of 2009?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 4, 2010 at 6:00 AM
BananaMonkey answered "meat guy" to Who Was the Most Helpful SE'er of 2009?
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BananaMonkey got 55% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Apples?
Quiz posted by Sarah Kuo, September 27, 2010 at 6:30 PM
BananaMonkey got 33% correct on How Much Do You Know About Peanut Butter?
Quiz posted by Sarah Kuo, September 16, 2010 at 3:15 PM
BananaMonkey got 50% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Oysters?
Quiz posted by Joan Fang, July 19, 2010 at 8:00 PM
BananaMonkey got 50% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Cheese?
Quiz posted by Joan Fang, July 5, 2010 at 6:00 PM
BananaMonkey got 70% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Sushi?
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BananaMonkey got 37% correct on How Much Do You Know About Regional Sandwiches?
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BananaMonkey got 70% correct on How Much Do You Know About Hot Dogs?
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BananaMonkey got 75% correct on How Much Do You Know About Cheese?
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BananaMonkey got 66% correct on How Much Do You Know About New Orleans Food Culture?
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I mince a clove of garlic into a paste, then whisk in dijon mustard, white wine vinegar, salt and pepper until it's thick and creamy. Then I add olive oil and finish with a very small amount of maple syrup. It's heavenly.