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How do you dress your salad?

I mince a clove of garlic into a paste, then whisk in dijon mustard, white wine vinegar, salt and pepper until it's thick and creamy. Then I add olive oil and finish with a very small amount of maple syrup. It's heavenly.

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What music do you cook/bake to?

I like listening to podcasts. Recent favorite is Marc Maron's WTF Podcast--smart interviews with comedians.

Of course...can never go wrong with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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What is the most thoughtful food gift you've received?

I know this thread is dead--but I had to comment. I just received an early wedding gift in the mail from a friend who is a skilled woodworker. It's a handmade wooden tortilla press--and it is beyond beautiful and inscribed with a lovely saying on the base. It's made of three different woods and has a lovely handle to work the press. So personal and wonderful and finally explains the rather confusing IM conversation I had with my buddy a month or so ago in which he asked me to detail my method for making tortilla's to ensure that I didn't already have a press.

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Rice Cookers: Talk To Me! I Eat Rice! I Need a New One

I haven't tried wild rice, but expect it would be fine.

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How do you do your beans and rice?

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How do I find my profile?

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Your favourite hearty vegetarian entrees? Recipes please!

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Service Rant/Rave--haven't had one of these threads in awhile.

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Favorite SE recipe?

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BananaMonkey answered "Love it!" to Liverworst or Liverbest?

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BananaMonkey answered "Yes" to Did you take home ec in high school?

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BananaMonkey answered "Yes" to Do you blot the grease from your pizza?

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Recent Comments

From Talk

How do you dress your salad?

I mince a clove of garlic into a paste, then whisk in dijon mustard, white wine vinegar, salt and pepper until it's thick and creamy. Then I add olive oil and finish with a very small amount of maple syrup. It's heavenly.

From Talk

What music do you cook/bake to?

I like listening to podcasts. Recent favorite is Marc Maron's WTF Podcast--smart interviews with comedians.

Of course...can never go wrong with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

From Talk

What is the most thoughtful food gift you've received?

I know this thread is dead--but I had to comment. I just received an early wedding gift in the mail from a friend who is a skilled woodworker. It's a handmade wooden tortilla press--and it is beyond beautiful and inscribed with a lovely saying on the base. It's made of three different woods and has a lovely handle to work the press. So personal and wonderful and finally explains the rather confusing IM conversation I had with my buddy a month or so ago in which he asked me to detail my method for making tortilla's to ensure that I didn't already have a press.

From Talk

Rice Cookers: Talk To Me! I Eat Rice! I Need a New One

I haven't tried wild rice, but expect it would be fine.

From Talk

Rice Cookers: Talk To Me! I Eat Rice! I Need a New One

I second DCarl1's recommendation. I have the same one and love it. Plus, it plays a song when it's done.

From Talk

Woof Woof does not mean curry!!!

How about not renting from racists who blame funny odors on "Asians"?

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Served: A Few Ways to be a Bad Restaurant Customer

"the jewelry designer German lady who stayed at our hotel"--holy crud this article is riddled with awkward phrasing...

From Talk

How do you do your beans and rice?

I'm loving the idea of lime juice and raw onion on top. In Guyana, we frequently eat our 'cook-up rice' (rice and black eyed peas) with lots of hot pepper and often a pickled onion. As the rice is frequently flavoured with fatty cuts of meat or pickled pigs tail or salted beef, the pickled onion cuts the flavour well. The lime juice and raw onion would, of course, serve the same purpose.

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The $3 Big Mac (sort of) mini meal

This is weird, but it never occurred to me that you could ask McDonald's to customize anything. I guess it's because I don't dislike any of their toppings--either that or the advertising from the competitors "your way" had convinced me it was impossible.

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Snapshots from Sweden: Swedish Breakfast

seriously, wee tubes of caviar...we need this here.

From Talk

Do you like to cook or be cooked for?

I would much prefer to do the cooking. I am a bit of a control freak, and even though I have acres of kitchen space, I would prefer if people stood outside of the work area and kept me company instead of helping.

I love to be cooked for as well, I don't even care if it's particularly good. It's a treat to be invited and to be social. But please don't have me there DURING the cooking process. I can't promise I won't be insufferable with 'suggestions'.

Mr.Monkey is a fine cook, but slow as hell and distracted. He's also not terribly keen in the specificities of managing heat on a stove. I cannot be in the same room as him when he's cooking. I have to leave or else it would be "I think you should turn that pot up/down". "If you slice these smaller they'd cook faster" BLah blah blah, until he's so frustrated he finally asks if I want to do it. That's a horrible feeling to provoke in someone...so I leave and gratefully eat the dinner when he's done.

The worst is when it's a product that is new to him to cook, but which I've cooked for us before. We're eating, for instance, a lot rice pasta at the moment, because I'm off wheat. It cooks up remarkably like regular pasta, but it's finicky, it goes from done to inedible mush in a rather short time. Offering him 'suggestions' when he's cooking something like that is most dangerous, because it appears that I'm telling him that I don't think he can cook something painfully simple, when in fact, it's a bit trickier than it seems.

From Talk

Trying to find Jamaican Rum Cream...

I don't want to take over your thread, but El Dorado really is spectacular. They make a 12, and 18 year old and two different 21 year old single casks that drink as well as the finest single malt scotches. I am so sad that most North Americans think that Captain Morgan or Bacardi qualify as decent rum.

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Foodie gifts (or gift cards) for Canadian & soon-to-be Canadian

LOL--that's sort of like saying "Texas....or Chicago".

You might also find out (once you figure out what city) if there are any gourmet shops in the area and try for a gift certificate there.

Honestly, as someone who is getting married, I would just prefer cash. It's not terribly romantic, but it's what's needed right now, especially if the bride is leaving a job etc to move to wherever it is they're going to be living.

From Talk

What to do with a gallon of Maple Syrup?

seriously--start using it in any savoury recipe that calls for a touch of sweet. My new favorite salad dressing uses it, albeit in small quantitites.

2 parts olive oil
1 part white wine vinegar
1-3 cloves garlic minced or run through a zester depending on your tolerance
1 table spoon dijon mustard
1-2 teaspoons maple syrup.
s&p

It seems ridiculously simple, but man is it ever good, and has more depth than sugar or honey. Use this dressing on a salad of field greens, orange segments, bacon, pistachios, chevre and roasted beets...it's transcendent.

From Talk

Trying to find Jamaican Rum Cream...

I can't help you with that, but I would encourage you to try El Dorado Demerara Cream Liqueur instead if you can find it. It's Guyanese, and while I'm biased, it's also ranked consistently as one of the best in the world.

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How do I find my profile?

FWIW--I just removed and re-added Serious Eats as an exception to my Adblocker, and it seems to have worked. I can see my name again!

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How do I find my profile?

that should read "before the site overhaul I WOULD click on the profile link..."

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How do I find my profile?

@Adam--I understand that, but I don't want to have to remember and then hunt down the last time I commented in a thread to find a link to my username. I click on the profile link at hte top of the page in order to see whether thread's I've posted in have been commented on since I've last posted...and yes, I know I could turn on email notifications...I have no desire for that.

I guess I wasn't clear. I can FIND my profile...but it's a huge pain in the butt. The point is that something that works for most browsers etc is broken for me, and apparently others..

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How do I find my profile?

I do have an adblocker on, but SE has an exception....strange.

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From Behind the Bar: The Magic

Hallelujah, they're hiring writers again!

From Talk

Favorite Things to Grill

@les-ah--do you have a recipe for the beef heart that you can share?

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Recent Posts

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How do you do your beans and rice?

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How do I find my profile?

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Your favourite hearty vegetarian entrees? Recipes please!

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Service Rant/Rave--haven't had one of these threads in awhile.

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Not just a slump--a string of cooking failures!

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What to do with Portuguese Chourico?

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Flourless desserts with honey/maple syrup as sweetner?

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Duck Legs and a Dinner Party...what to do with them?

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What do you put in your lobster roll?

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Just bought a rice cooker! What's your fav use?

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Backyard Wedding Menu Planning--whaddaya like?

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Out of the ordinary sides for burgers

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How to prevent the sides my pot from scalding over a gas range?

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What to do with Goose Schmalz?

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Eaters! What's your Favorite BBQ Chicken Recipe?

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URGENT! Will a frozen Pizza crack my pizza stone?

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Dear Restaurants: I am so sick of seeing ******* on your menus!

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Is there one thing you *must* order if you see it on a menu?

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I just bought Annatto Seasoning....now what do I do with it?

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Leftover Pot Roast? What to transmogrify into?

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Chinese Hot Pot Restaurants: How do they work? Tips and Advice?

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2 lbs of White Mushrooms and I don't want soup!

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Smoked pork chops and.....????

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Indoor Beef Tenderloin pieces--too expensive to screw up, help!

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WIng and Rib detox-how do you clean up your eating act?

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Favorite SE recipe?

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Polls

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BananaMonkey answered "Love it!" to Liverworst or Liverbest?

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BananaMonkey answered "Other — I'll leave a comment below" to What's Your Favorite Summer Cookout Food?

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BananaMonkey answered "Yes" to Did you take home ec in high school?

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BananaMonkey answered "Yes" to Do you blot the grease from your pizza?

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BananaMonkey answered "No ... Love is thicker than sauce." to Your sweetheart doesn't like pizza: dealbreaker?

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BananaMonkey answered "String by string" to How Do You Eat String Cheese?

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BananaMonkey answered "Produce" to What's your favorite supermarket aisle?

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BananaMonkey answered "Other (feel free to explain below!)" to How Do You Top Your Pancakes?

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BananaMonkey answered "Pop" to What Do You Call Cola Drinks

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BananaMonkey answered "Whole Foods" to What's Your Favorite Grocery Chain?

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BananaMonkey answered "Always" to Ever drink milk from the carton when no one's looking?

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BananaMonkey answered "Healthful" to Which Food Term Bugs You the Most?

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BananaMonkey answered "CJ McD" to Who Is the Most Congenial SE'er of 2009?

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BananaMonkey answered "meat guy" to Who Was the Most Helpful SE'er of 2009?

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Quizzes

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BananaMonkey got 55% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Apples?

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BananaMonkey got 33% correct on How Much Do You Know About Peanut Butter?

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BananaMonkey got 50% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Oysters?

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BananaMonkey got 50% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Cheese?

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BananaMonkey got 70% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Sushi?

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BananaMonkey got 30% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About French Fries?

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BananaMonkey got 37% correct on How Much Do You Know About Regional Sandwiches?

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BananaMonkey got 70% correct on How Much Do You Know About Hot Dogs?

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BananaMonkey got 75% correct on How Much Do You Know About Cheese?

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BananaMonkey got 44% correct on How Much Do You Know About Condiments?

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BananaMonkey got 66% correct on How Much Do You Know About New Orleans Food Culture?

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BananaMonkey got 75% correct on Winter Vegetables Quiz

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