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'The Next Food Network Star' Runner-Up Jeffrey Saad Gets His Own Show Too, Sorta
People were shocked by the results of TNFNS.
People actually still watch the Food Network?
Has Anyone Had Sister Schubert's Rolls or Marshall's Biscuits?
I love the rolls and the biscuits. Both are widely available in groceries in Central Kentucky.
Such a time saver.
Kenji Alt's Hangover Cure Burger
So, does it cure the hangover by making you throw up?
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Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
We always had dressing, and called it dressing.
My wife did stuff a couple of ducks a couple of years ago. No one died from food poisoning.
'The Next Food Network Star' Runner-Up Jeffrey Saad Gets His Own Show Too, Sorta
People were shocked by the results of TNFNS.
People actually still watch the Food Network?
Has Anyone Had Sister Schubert's Rolls or Marshall's Biscuits?
I love the rolls and the biscuits. Both are widely available in groceries in Central Kentucky.
Such a time saver.
Kenji Alt's Hangover Cure Burger
So, does it cure the hangover by making you throw up?
Mixed Review: Krusteaz Fat-Free Wild Blueberry Supreme Muffin Mix
I would try them with fresh berries, too.
I have tried these before, and agree with your assessment.
The Krusteaz Cranberrie Orange muffins are much better.
McDonald's Filet-O-Fish: Yea or Nay?
I haven't had one in years, but it was always my favorite sandwich at McDonald's.
Dinner Tonight: Dumpling Noodle Soup
Thanks so much for this recipe. I made it tonight, and it was great. Could not have been easier to make.
It's a keeper.
Grilling: Butternut Squash Soup with Sweet Italian Sausage
I made this last night and it was fantastic.
I grilled the squash on a gas grill that did not have multiple burners, and it worked just fine. We also substituted Sweet Italian Breakfast Sausage. We had a half a roll left over from a pasta dish we made the night before.
We will be making this again.
Thanks for the recipe.
Country Life Butter = The New Anarchy?
It is available on YouTube at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hzQsvxtLTM if you want to embed it.
Ten Food Photography Tips
The link to the article is broken.
'Major League Eating: The Game' Coming Soon for the Nintendo Wii
This is a joke, right?
Cook the Book: Win a Copy of 'Cook with Jamie'
My mother. She was an amazing cook, despite the fact she couldn't boil water when she married.
Weekend Book Giveaway: 'Secret Ingredients, the New Yorker Book of Food and Drink'
Anthony Bourdain, and Clotilde Dusoulier, of Chocolate & Zucchini.
Valentine's Day Chocolate Giveaway
Dark, darker, darkest!
Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Southside Market Sausage
Billy's - Lexington, Kentucky.
Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Bacon of the Month Club
Somewhere in between, but it doesn't really matter how it is cooked. It's bacon. I'll eat it.
Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Southside Market Sausage
Billy's Barbecue in Lexington, KY.
Seriously Delicious Giveaway: Zingerman's Gift Certificate
Appel Farms Gouda with roasted red pepper, ginger, and garlic. From Washington State.
We can't get it here, and I have yet to find an online source for it.
Sigh.
Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: A Year of Chocolate
Dark. Darker. Darkest.
Mo bitter. Mo better.
Win Your Thanksgiving Turkey!
Dark meat preferred, but will eat either on a sammich the next day.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
I work in a public kitchen (a non-profit) and we get all types of people volunteering and one thing that I know is that most people have no real idea of food safety and for the most part it is an act of G-d that they have not killed themselves.
On a lighter note what you can always do is 30 mins before the turkey is done remove the stuffing and put in rough cut veggies and some of the stuffing on the outside just for looks. Return the turkey back to the oven to finish. With the stuffing just put in in the oven until it cooks also. You get the best of both worlds
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
I like stuffing the bird because, in my pseudoscientific experience, it seems to keep the breast from cooking as fast... seems like the bird cooks more evenly when stuffed. But, it's true... when you take it out, let's just say it's not something you'd want to serve to someone with a compromised immune system. So... stuff the bird, and make enough to bake some outside the bird as well. Eat the dressing while the stuffing comes up to the proper temp in the oven. Satisfy both the dressing AND the stuffing (with yummy drippings) devotees.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
I never put anything inside any bird except some aromatics, herbs, half a lemon, etc, whether chicken, turkey or duck. For the person who said the dressing otherwise doesn't get all the fat and flavor, that's easy: Put turkey stock in and on the dressing. Every year I make quarts of turkey stock in the weeks before Thanksgiving, from turkey backs, wings, necks, and other bony bits that start showing up in the market about now. Roast them first of course, with some aromatics, and then simmer. Chill, remove fat, strain, reduce by half, and freeze the resulting luscious dark demi-glace, so it's all on tap for Turkey Day. How on earth do you get enough gravy otherwise?
I like the crunch of baked dressings; in the bird they just get gooey. We do two dressings; cornbread-pecan-sausage-lovage and oyster. I would hate to see either one of them buried in a turkey.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
Welcome back Gator Pam!
I think AB changed his opinion on stuffing. I caught an episode on Sat at the gym (no cable at home) where he was in fact stuffing a turkey with challah stuffing... which was pre-stuffed in a cloth bag.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
Welcome back Gator Pam!!! You have been missed:
http://www.seriouseats.com/talk/2009/09/whats-for-dinner-tonight-the-comebackgatorpam-edition.html
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
I like the "in the bird, moister" version of stuffing.
The solution that works best for me is to make my "stuffing" in the crockpot.
Follow nearly any recipe for stuffing/dressing.
Put it in to a lightly greased crockpot.
Cook on High for 45 minutes, then turn to Low.
The "newer" crockpots that cook hotter in temperature will have the stuffing ready to serve after four hours on Low. If you then turn the setting on to Warm and sit at the table a couple of hours later, those who like the part of the stuffing that tends to crisp up outside the bird will have a ring of crispier stuffing next to the wall of the crockpot. Those who prefer the moister stuffing that tends to be typical of being made inside the bird will have the rest.
In my older heirloom crockpots, the stuffing can go as long as seven to eight hours on Low after the first 45 minutes just fine. You have to know your crockpots.
I own five crockpots of varying size, and they get a good work out at the holidays. With the bird for Thanksgiving, and the standing rib roast in December, oven space is at a premium since I do not have double ovens. I use my crockpots for everything, from soup, through sides, to dessert. Having electrical outlets and sturdy tables on the patio to set them up on also frees up counter space.
Consider the crockpot option! You'll never do a holiday meal without again. ;)
Oh...and "hi" everybody.
It's the holidays.
Time to return.
I'll try not to make a name for myself as a spammer again.
*blush*
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
For somebody whose shows are based mostly around scientific fact, you sure missed the ball with this excerpt and 165F.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
"Food safety? C'est la vie..."
Don't you mean C'est la guerre? (Or as Bugs Bunny says it: "cest la gwerry.") Let's face it, there's an ongoing battle against dry turkey and sick stuffing.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
YES, Chef Robert! So true! This is why I completely ignore the stupid button popup therms. I leave it in the whole time I'm roasting the bird and after it's rested, I remove the plastic therm.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
The probes that come with supermarket turkeys are set to pop up at 185 F, which is 20 degrees hotter than the government recommended 165 F for poultry. This is the reason most Americans have dry turkey on Thanksgiving. 165 F is recommended as more of a precaution for pregant women, young children and senior citizens, or those more susceptible to foodborne illness; these are the same people who shouldn't eat sushi. At 165 F, it ensures that absolutely no bacteria is present. However, any good piece of poultry you have ever had at a restaurant was NOT cooked to 165 F. At 140-145 F, the meat should be perfectly cooked and perfectly safe for the average healthy person. The temperature should be gauged between the leg and thigh area of the bird, but be careful not to hit the bone or the temperature will skyrocket. When the juices are clear, the bird is cooked. In truth, all bacteria should be annihilated at 135 F, but stick to 165 F if you have a more sensitive immune system.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
As good as AB's brined turkey is, I'll take what he says as gold on T-giving!
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
WWPD
Sort of like WWJD, but it's What Would Pilgrims Do?? They'd stuff that bird, they'd also stuff under and around the bird. Who has room for 2 roasting pans in their ovens?? Not the pilgrims!
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
An easy fix:
Make the turkey and stuffing seperately. Stuff the turkey with lemon, herbs, garlic, etc. and when it's done, discard all of that and replace with the stuffing just before serving. It might take 5 more minutes at most. You're actually saving time and money since a stuffed turkey takes longer to cook.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
Just to throw this into the mix: for people who don't eat turkey but like stuffing, it is nice to have the stuffing as 'dressing.'
People who do eat the turkey can always take dressing, put their cut turkey slices on top of the mix, and then let the juices seep down and pour gravy on it, if desired. Those who do not eat turkey can take the stuffing and mix it with their veggies for juice. Then, everyone is happy. And if your turkey is so dry no juice dribbles into the stuffing, then you understand why I don't like turkey :)
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
The perfect degree of doneness as sensed by the probe therm is 161 in the breast. As the turkey rests, tented, it will go up in temp. If it's first pulled from the oven at 165, it will be dry when it's fully rested.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
Turkey is absolutely not overcooked at 165. In fact, 170 in the breast is more palatable than 165. About 180 is best for the fattier dark meat.
Remove from the oven at 161 in the breast for perfect post-oven heat rise in a decent-sized bird.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
You all missed my point. At 165 degrees, you've already lost the battle. Turkey is overcooked at 165 degrees. Food safety? C'est la vie...
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
I always stuff my turkey with sausage, sage, and onion stuffing. I have for over 30 years and am still alive and gobbling. There is nothing better than the delicious moist stuffing infused with the juices, and there is never a scrap leftover. I line the cavity of the turkey with cheesecloth, stuff the turkey and remove the stuffing while the turkey rests and put in the oven to keep warm. My favorite is the ball of stuffing from the neck flap. Anyone who touches that will suffer slow death. Crispy on the outside, tender on the inside, it is my gift for all my labor.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
Cook's Illustrated figured out years ago how to get the best of both worlds - butterfly the turkey and roast it (flat) on a rack set over a pan of stuffing. The drippings flavor the stuffing AND the breast doesn't dry out before the legs are done. Brilliant!
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
I really appreciate AB's concern for food safety. Nobody thinks they've ever sickened anyone, but the millions of people that get foodborne illnesses every year suggest otherwise. Around 80% of chickens sampled have campyloacter and/or salmonella. I'd bet the numbers are pretty high for turkey, too. Use a thermometer, like AB suggests, and make sure all parts of the bird and/or stuffing reach 165 for safety.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
Oh please. There is a slightly lower instance of dying from undercooked... carrots vs. undercooked turkey. This IS a serious subject.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
I just fry the turkey and make the dressing on the side...no debate in our house.
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
People sure are passionate about their stuffing/dressing. I've never thought about the salmonella aspect of it. I can't remember a time I've had stuffing (from inside a bird).
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
I just make corn bread to have on the side. Mostly because I don't particularly care for stuffing. Problem solved!
Alton Brown Says No to Stuffing the Turkey
"However remote the chance" is the death of every form of cooking.
You're in a lot more danger from the drive to where you're having T-day dinner than from the deadly stuffing in the center of your silent killer turkey. Get a grip!
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We always had dressing, and called it dressing.
My wife did stuff a couple of ducks a couple of years ago. No one died from food poisoning.