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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

Ok, I like Lisa. Yes, she's crazy. She is kind of a bot, but not the ultra-ray-of-sunny-D that Kelsey is. Lisa's quirkiness I can enjoy. Now, who wasn't won over when she wore those Wilma Flintstone rocks around her neck?

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The Next Food Network Star, Episode 3 Recap: The Kelseybot

Thank God! I was begining to wonder if I was alone in my Kelsey hate. I searched for people who hated Kelsey and I found this blog. Ok, maybe you "love" her, but at least you see her as a robot. I can't take this gal. She's like Racheal Ray meets Sandra Lee meets Elle Woods meets SNL. And her comment about being passionate about food, television, and food on television made me gag. The worst thing is that she's winning "fan favorite" on the Food Network site by a wide margin, and the judges seem to be warming up to her alot. I'm frightened she's gonna have her own show. Maybe if she does, and it tanks, Food Network will learn its lesson and give us something DIFFERENT next time.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

Ok, I like Lisa. Yes, she's crazy. She is kind of a bot, but not the ultra-ray-of-sunny-D that Kelsey is. Lisa's quirkiness I can enjoy. Now, who wasn't won over when she wore those Wilma Flintstone rocks around her neck?

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The Next Food Network Star, Episode 3 Recap: The Kelseybot

Thank God! I was begining to wonder if I was alone in my Kelsey hate. I searched for people who hated Kelsey and I found this blog. Ok, maybe you "love" her, but at least you see her as a robot. I can't take this gal. She's like Racheal Ray meets Sandra Lee meets Elle Woods meets SNL. And her comment about being passionate about food, television, and food on television made me gag. The worst thing is that she's winning "fan favorite" on the Food Network site by a wide margin, and the judges seem to be warming up to her alot. I'm frightened she's gonna have her own show. Maybe if she does, and it tanks, Food Network will learn its lesson and give us something DIFFERENT next time.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

Unattractive and talentless women are very good at spewing hatred. Lisa is the moral winner. Aaron was inarticulate, boring and his food was unimaginative and uninspiring. I and my GF love lisa and her restaurant.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

She wants to have a farm on the beach? Does she have any idea how vegetables grow?

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

I think Lisa is a beautiful, intelligent young woman who is knowledgable about food and is an excellent cook. I have to say that I am surprised at how nasty so many people are when posting about her. It kind of freaks me out that a cooking show host contest can generate so much poison.

I commend all the contestants. Some have far more stage presence than others, but all brought something unique to the show and all, it appears, are good cooks.

It may not be commonplace to see ladies wearing designer clothes and shoes in the kitchen, but the lady turned out wonderful food without getting a spot on her clothing. We could all take a lesson from her. It isn't a sin to look nice in the kitchen (or anywhere for that matter). Beats the heck out of jeans and flip flops all the time.

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The Next Food Network Star, Episode 3 Recap: The Kelseybot

Oh thank God there are people who see the light about lil squeak squeak Kelsey. FN already has a over stimulated show (R.R.). They want to put 2 shows on like that? Are they in with a pharmacutical company hoping viewers to buy valuim after watching these super hyper people? I don't know why but Kelsey has got to be the most annoying person. I was so glad when she got "da boot"!! Lisa I liked, she seemed to know her stuff, but she had this arrogance, all this talk of her designer cloths and shoes turned me off, who cares, your there to cook not talk about fashion. Jennifer was a joke, I was annoyed how she always brought up her kid, yeah she missed her, but to mention the kid all the time....Why even join a contest? Nipa didn't seem into it. I am looking forward to when FN puts a show on Indian cooking, just not Nipa hosting it. Yes her specialty is Indian, but she needs to know a little of all styles. Adam was okay he had a good personality, he entertained me with his humor, his food eh mediocore. Aaron I really liked, at the end he shined. Looking forward to watching his show.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

I also signed up just to comment. Although my choice was Aaron, and I did not care for Lisa, I'm kind of disappointed in the venom that is being spewed her way by the bloggers. Between viewing comments from blogs on a few sites, it's frightening how many people are downright hating! Poor Aaron appears to be really getting it from so many sides which is okay if it's an opinion; but so much of it's racial epithets! viewers, it's disgraceful! Let's stop such hatred and nastiness because we don't agree with a choice, or with what a person should look like. Let's try to embrace diversity, and Ha! Ha! ,women cooking in the kitchen with high heels and expensive blouses! Lighten up, good people !

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

I have to wonder, why would any chef wear designer anything, high heels? Nooooooooo, that is insane!! At least wear a chefs coat to protect clothing. Her hair reminds me of the child book by Beverly Cleary, Beazus and Ramona, she looks like the little sister Ramona, exact same hair style (bowl cut). Some of her dresses remind me of June Cleaver of Leave It To Beaver, to the hilt, Lisa even wears a pearl necklace that was Barbara Billingsby's trademark on the show. I was in shock (and delight) when Paula Deen, PAULA DEEN people hated her mac & cheese, come on Paula deep fries butter balls, for her to HATE Lisa's mac & cheese? But who I was so happy to be eliminated was Kelsey, her squeaky voice made me want to run (not walk ) to the nearest bar around and drink till the ringing in my ears stop!!
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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

The anonymity on the Internet is a dangerous thing. You all vent all of your anger on the world and your jealousy through a public anonymous forum where no one else can judge you. You are all cowardly and horrible people to be capable of publicy bashing anyone to this extreme.

The Food Network really needed a female personality with actual talent and a good fashion sense. Someone that makes cooking look attractive and modern again. Someone that makes REAL FOOD. I'm so mad that we're going to have yet another show on how to make unhealthy, easy meals like Mac and Cheese or lasagna. Go ahead and feed your obsesity America.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

TO BBSHOO about Lisa Garza --- "women who simply cannot measure up to her? Are you kidding??? Why would any of us intelligent women want to measure themselves up to somebody that acts the way she does? She comes across on tv as self-absorbed, annoying, anal, and intense (and not in a good way). Yeah, she may be pretty - nobody is doubting that. Her food may be the most wonderful, but that alone doesn't make a Food Network Star. Most of the comments are about her persona. Nobody wants to look at a Food Network star who doesn't come across as warm and endearing, of which she seems to have neither personality trait! Alot of times, she seemed to be more concerned about how she looked and making sure she wore a designer dress & shoes. Did you not hear what she said about Aaron's win? I quote, "I'm so glad Aaron won - he needed this..." What? How about "He deserved this win". And if she had won, what would she have said about herself? "Well, I do deserve this to prove that I can cook, blah, blah, blah (snore.....). So, next time you decide to tell us women that most of us don't measure up, think again. We're not even trying because we don't wish to be stepford wives, thank you! No sour grapes here!!

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

I'm glad Lisa didn't win. She seems to have more of a passion for fashion than for food. Even though she was prompted in her exit interview, she stated how she was wearing a Carolina Herrera dress. Anyway, I wouldn't have watched her show because she annoyed the heck out of me during the entire run of this season. I'm glad Aaron won, although Adam could have won and I would have been just as happy - I'd watch either one of them. They both seem very personable, are nice to look at, and bring something special to the screen.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

Oh make her 3rd on the list after chalk on a chalkboard Rachel Ray

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

having been in the business for over 40 yrs,I find it hard to take anyone seriously that wears heels and nice clothes in a kitchen. Plus,just when I thought no one could be more obnoxiuous than Bobby Flay,here comes LISA!!!!

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

I think Lisa is a fine lady. I sense the sour grapes coming primaririly from women who simply cannot measure up to her. And who know it. Too bad. I'm glad Lisa made it to the final and I really wanted her to win. Her restaurant in Dallas is excellent, BTW. I drove from Austin with my GF just to check it out and we were not disappointed.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

I signed up just to comment on here myself. I don't know what in the world these judges are thinking. I have a hard time watching her on this show let alone tune into a weekly show with someone like her. We don't need another Martha Stewart. Someone on the panel needs to get a clue what people will watch and I can't imagine it will be her unless that is what they are hoping. They want a winner that will have such poor ratings they can cancel them after only a few shows.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

I signed up just to comment here! I watch this show with my husband and though I complain about Lisa every week, I feel I need another area to whine about why she is STILL there. Does anybody else agree that she:

1. Often looks like she is about to completely LOSE it? She's often crying and almost always has a tense and disagreeable look on her face. I can't image her softening up on any show.

2. Has an obnoxious "culinary point of view"? "Beautiful basics"? PLEASE.

3. Seems like she will be a complete diva?

She might have cooked up some great tasting food, but she's consistently had a poor camera performance. What else is more important on a TV show? I am so frustrated she's still there! (My life is otherwise very simple and that is why I choose to obsess over insignificant things like this. :)

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

I finally figured it out....Star Trek Romulan hair do. Mormon cult dressmaker. Even if she can cook & talk on camera at the same time the rest of the package is just too darn distracting, PERFECT for Food Network!

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

If Liza Godzilla wins, I will never watch. I thought Rory was irritating last year but this rich you know what makes me ill with her "Pucci Shoes." I feel sorry for her child (who she says has a sophisticated palate) because the poor child probably has never tasted any childhood foods. I don't like people who look down their noses at others and that exactly what she does!

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

Ugh, Lisa is awfull. I haven't been able to stand her since the begining. I love this show and have watched them all including The next Iron chef, (LOVE Symon, btw) and I WOULD NEVER EVER watch a show with her. She's rude, demading, bossy, overly emotional and I'm sorry, but I hate her look. In a package, she's a complete bitch to her competitors and judges. I don't understand why she is still there and they got rid of Kelsey and Shane. If she wins I will have no choice to believe it was a rigged compititon.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

This week's episode proves one thing. That all reality shows are first and foremost "shows," and decisions are made by judges and producers based on entertainment value and not the merits of the contestants. How else to explain that Lisa Garza is moving on (left alone finishing third) after her total train wreck in the Rachel Ray challenge? First, she totally sidestepped the spirit of the challenge by steamrolling over that poor little Brownie. "You will eat horseradish cream sauce and like it." (Favorite moment: when she tried to explain to the kid what horseradish cream sauce is by relating it to remoullade. Huh?) What 11 year wants to eat steak with horseradish? Not to mention that on camera she offered the audience a total lie, claiming that the girl had told her she liked horseradish. I know this is not on the scale of Jag lying about his military career, but you would think that after last season's debacle they would not want a Food Network Star who so freely plays fast and loose with the truth. As for her on camera performance, no matter how much you blame the editing, there is no denying that she froze, and stood there with a zombie grin while RR had to jump in and save the show. She admitted to being intimidated by RR. Is that someone with the confidence and inner strength to host their own show? Then came the judging. What becomes more apparent each week is the total lack of consistency. Shane, who was at least honest enought to admit he has no experience relating to little kids, is raked over the coals for not interacting more with his Brownie. But at least he listened when she said her favorite was ham and incorporated that into his recipe. Lisa made she wanted to make, and I think the Brownie was terrified not to agree with everything she said. (The whole kid thing was just dumb. How often is that going to happen on the Food Network. This is not "The Next Nickelodeon Star.") Then, the judges tell Adam and Kelsy they may not have the required food knowledge or authority. But after admitting that Shane has great knowledge and technique and makes excellent food, they find a way to hold it against him, but deriding his skills as coming from "book learning." Not only that, but he has the gall to love French food without having been to France. Huh? How elitist. Is being a world traveller now a requirement? Before the Food Network picked her up Rachel Ray's big claim to fame was that she had worked at a hotel and on a local TV station in upsate New York. Hardly France either.) What it comes down to is that the contestants are characters in a show, and the producers decided that Shane had the least to offer in terms of entertainment value as a character. All the others contestants have their easily definable personas and built-in audiences, love em or hate em. I think originally they thought Shane was going to be the young whiz kid character, but he's too laid back for that (to his credit) and can come across as bland. So despite being the best chef on the show and a seasoned TV performer (having been a child actor) he's gone. This year's version of NFNS isn't the train wreck we had last year. (Defining moment of last year's show was when Alton Brown, Gold bless him, said in genuine frustration,"Can't we get rid of everyone and start over." ) But the general mediocrity really has to make the network evalute this whole concept. When your shining light from four seasons worth of shows is the annoying, endlessly promoting, TGI Friday's pitch man Guy Fierri then something is seriously wrong. Of the remaining contestants Adam is the only one who can bring something new to the FN that they don't already have - a young, hip, urban everyman, sort of Seinfeld in the kitchen. It's a demographic that the network currently doesn't reach. He may not be the most qualified in terms of food knowledge or experience, but remember, the Food Network, like The Next FN Star, is all about entertainment.

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

For me, it's a love/hate relationship with Lisa. I really like her when she's off-camera. She seems more natural and less-robotic. When she's on-camera, doing the competitions, she seems so.. programmed. I really don't know if I could stand to watch a show like that. I also didn't like how she snubbed Kelsey in the 6th episode. I understand that it's a competition, but I don't see how anyone can just ignore someone like that. Right in front of their face.

All in all, I don't think I would be displeased if Lisa won. She's really got potential. She just needs to work on being more herself on camera.

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The Next Food Network Star, Episode 3 Recap: The Kelseybot

Sorry but Kelsey is just NOT my cup of tea - let's face it - the only one who has been a hit has been Guy - and why - because he's himself! Believe me - I've met him and what you see is what you get!!! In fact - I would choose Aaron over Adam - Adam is just a train wreck - and Lisa - heaven help us - she's another train wreck in Pucci shoes!!!! Where do they get these people? FN needs REAL people - not "bobbleheads" - sorry if I'm offending anyone but I would take Emeril any day!

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The Next Food Network Star's Lisa Garza: Love Her or Hate Her?

Lisa is fabulous. Those that judge a book by the cover often miss the best reads. My eight yearold daughter wrote her a fan letter. Lisa wrote her a beautiful personal response that has made daughter skip around the house for days. Shame on you shallow narrow minded people.

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About: I just like food and I am vegan.

Favorite foods: Fresh fruit, sweets, pototoes, tomatoes, corn, kale, pasta, bread, fried foods, Mexican food....

Last bite on earth: How morbid. Probably fresh, sweet fruit. But definitely not bananas.