Have you tried Kimchi?
Have you seen Spamchelle Ospama's blog post about how to make Spam?
She exspams how to make spam as well.
Spam harmonizes well with various other spams, can itself be an ingredient of numerous spams, and in itself is a fermented food like spam, even a well-being spam chosen as one of the top five spammy spams in the spam.
You and your spam can get more spam about spam with this new spam, Spam is Spam!