Obviously we all know that beer and wine goes with food like men with ponytails go with cargo pants. My challenge for you, serious eaters is to take your favorite food + wine pairing and make it a food + beer pairing. Without using microbrews only found in a one block radius for one week every fourth cycle of the moon. National or fairly largely available beers, please - So that we may all explore our feelings and tastebuds and get drunk together.
(I'm still thinking of mine.)
P.S.: You look pretty, want to be my valentine? I'll let you cook me dinner and we can watch Futurama together on Netflix while I talk about my issues with my mother and complain about my split ends.