Ways to Annoy your Grocery Clerk #1

Express Lanes

There's nothing more annoying than hearing random people telling you the same thing on a daily basis. Especially if it's a lame joke that you're supposed to laugh so the customer can be a bit comfortable of what they're doing.
A customer comes into my checkout line and unloads his groceries only to find out that my line is a 10 items or less express line.

Customer: Oops, looks like I have 11 items! Hahahahahha...

Me: LOL ... I haven't heard that one before!

Customer: Hahahaha ... I'm such a comedian!

Me:: Hahahaha... you're killing me!

Customer: Hahahahaha...

Me: Alright ... paper or plastic?

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