Does Eating Hamburgers Affect Your Monkey Insurance?
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My question is, if you enjoy feeding your monkey the occasional fast food cheeseburger followed by a banana shake, how will this affect his insurance rate?
Is anyone experienced enough with monkey insurance to answer this question?
About This Recipe
|Yield:||18 mid-sized monkeys, 48 pygmy marmosets, or 1 gorilla|
|Active time:||8 minutes, plus time for banana breaks|
|Total time:||3 full chest pounds|
|Special equipment:||1 monkey|
- 1 tablespoons Buy
- 2 teaspoons My
- 1 1/2 cups Monkey
- Dash of Insurance
- 2 micron length of .com
- Two heaping buckets Spam
Combine all ingredients in a commercial-grade emulsifier and pack into sealed rectangular cans.