Food

Does Eating Hamburgers Affect Your Monkey Insurance?

Pet Monkey Insurance must be expensive, right? Wrong! I have found monkey insurance that can save you hundreds, if not thousands of dollars every year. It even covers great apes and certain marsupials! www.moreburgersformymonkey.com

My question is, if you enjoy feeding your monkey the occasional fast food cheeseburger followed by a banana shake, how will this affect his insurance rate?

Is anyone experienced enough with monkey insurance to answer this question?

About This Recipe

Yield:18 mid-sized monkeys, 48 pygmy marmosets, or 1 gorilla
Active time:8 minutes, plus time for banana breaks
Total time:3 full chest pounds
Special equipment:1 monkey

Ingredients

  • 1 tablespoons Buy
  • 2 teaspoons My
  • 1 1/2 cups Monkey
  • Dash of Insurance
  • 2 micron length of .com
  • Two heaping buckets Spam

Procedures

Combine all ingredients in a commercial-grade emulsifier and pack into sealed rectangular cans.

Comments

Add a comment

Comments can take up to a minute to appear - please be patient!

Previewing your comment: