I know it sounds ridiculous, but we are throwing an R. Kelly themed birthday party for a friend (he's a huge fan) and wish to serve punch that resembles (in appearance only!) urine.
Further complicating things is the fact that the crowd will be more, shall-I-say, egalitarian in their tastes than the typical person perusing the SE boards, so any heavy mixology work will probably go unappreciated and maybe even undrank.
At this point, I'm thinking of just mixing Mellow Yellow and vodka, but that's not really any fun. Anyone want to throw out some ideas?