My father in law broke my car and the oven--not in one incident luckily. My foot is still in the boot--luckily not from any of those situations either! So BigMan was in charge.
He was a deep fryer/grill guy. We had brie and crackers. Fresh onion rings. Wonderful chicken fingers and buffalo chicken fingers. Salad (I think he put that in because we caught father inlaw eating romaine like a corn dog the other night). And mexican burgers (salsa + guac), french (brie) and american (american and cheddar cheese). Ice cream and sherbet for dessert.
I'm still full.