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Dear Santa...

What would you ask the big guy from the north for? ANYTHING. Food related or not....?

Me? Well I'm 22 and I live alone (with Vinny, my pitbull, some of you know him). I live off of food stamps and social security checks to pay rent. I'm in culinary school full-time right now, so work is not really an option. So I'd like unlimited food stamps, rent payed for every month, a new stove (preferably gas), the biggest block of parmigiano reggiano cheese he can find, a couple packs of cigarettes, a yard for Vinny to run around in, tickets to take my family to Italy, and a nice Italian girl waiting there for me... :)

Oh ya, and a new toilet. I know, strange, but mine sucks...makes a lot of noise at night....

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