So I found this awesome Chocolate Yule Log recipe.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-yule-log/

I want to bring it to my In-Laws for Christmas to impress them, but I'd also like to give it a name, so they know their daughter didn't marry a total douchebag.

It can't be:

Not My Mother's Log!

My Husband is Not a Yule Log!

It Aint't DM Cavanagh's Log!

Couldn't be Kenji's Log, there's 14,387 pages in that!

Finally, It can't be Adam Kuban's Log, because he only let's those out once a day!

So, please help me. I thank you in advance.

Happy Holidays Kids, from sunny Tupper Lake!