As a holiday present, I thought I would offer Serious Eaters a chance to have a lot of fun at the expense of us vegetarians. So I ask you, what is your favorite vegetarian burger?

I'll go first.
1) Frozen: Gardenburger Original
2) Homemade: Mollie Katzen's Lentil Walnut Burgers from the New Moosewood Cookbook
3) Restaurant: usually portabello burgers at the sort of place that serves drinks in a stein

Bring it on.