Breafast @ McDonalds...
So this morning, heading out of town on a road trip, I pull through the drive thru at Mickey D's.
From the Dollar menu I order 2 sausage burritos. Sat in line for almost 10 minutes and I was getting pissed.
Finally I go up to the window, give the kid $2.16 and drive off.
On the edge of town my better half goes into the bag to hand me my burrito and says, " You didn't order this, did you?"
I said, "What is it?"
She says, " A steak bagel breakfast sandwich."
I said, " Hand it over!"
The guy behind me must have been pissed.