So this morning, heading out of town on a road trip, I pull through the drive thru at Mickey D's.

From the Dollar menu I order 2 sausage burritos. Sat in line for almost 10 minutes and I was getting pissed.

Finally I go up to the window, give the kid $2.16 and drive off.

On the edge of town my better half goes into the bag to hand me my burrito and says, " You didn't order this, did you?"

I said, "What is it?"

She says, " A steak bagel breakfast sandwich."

I said, " Hand it over!"

True story.

The guy behind me must have been pissed.