Favorite Food Joke?

I know this is pure silliness, but I notice that a lot of other commenters like food puns/jokes. So what's your favorite food pun/joke/riddle whatever? I'll start.

Q: What do vegan zombies eat?

A: Grrraaaaaaaaaiiiins!!!

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