Kitchener's post about memorable restaurant names somehow got me thinking about the amusing signs that I've seen at some restaurants.
Prominently displayed at a hole-in-the-wall in Udaipur - 'Remember the three Ts: Things Take Time.' Indeed, we waited nearly 1 1/2 hrs for the first dish - spinach paneer - to arrive. Can't say we hadn't been warned, although it was still a bit odd considering that we (two) were the only ones in the place. To their credit, the food, when they finally deigned to serve it, was fabulous so I wasn't too cross. (Then again, by then I would have been grateful for raw spinach and ghee.)
Witty (or otherwise) restaurant aphorisms, anyone?