What Talk thread title do you never want to see on SE?
The title about where to find "raw dog" and the trepidation a number of us felt when we first saw it (and before we realized it meant hot dog) has made me wonder: What Talk topic do you hope never to see on Serious Eats?
What comes to mind for me are the very general topic titles like "Help, I'm in trouble" when you have no idea what the subject is. Or perhaps the titles you've seen a million times like "What is your definition of Serious Eats?" Or maybe the ones that will get contentious like "Is eating meat ethical?"
What titles do YOU hope never appear as topics on Talk threads?