Cooking and Baking

The Worst Recipe I've Ever Seen....

I just don't know where to start. If I tried to come up with something this repulsive, after reading only 3 of the ingredients I could. Chefs on Chopped would walk off the set. I had to type this out to see if I'm insane or is my tastes really that unrefined?

About This Recipe

Yield:4
Special equipment:barf bag?

Ingredients

"Louis the CCXXXII Salad"

1 16oz can cling peach slices
1 8 oz can green beans
1 7 3/4 oz can pink salmon
1 can pitted ripe olives
4 cups shredded lettuce
1 1/2 cups chopped celery
2 Tbsp chopped green onion
1 Tbsp chopped parsley
1/4 tsp black pepper
8 carrot curls
1 cup sliced cucumbers
4 cherry tomatoes, quartered
1 lemon, cut into wedges

Dressing:
1/4 bottled French dressing
1/4 mayonnaise
1/4 tsp Tobasco sauce

Procedures

Chop olives. Drain peaches beans and salmon. Mix canned ingredients with lettuce, celery, onion, parsley, pepper. Combine dressings. Mix 1/2 with fish mixture.
To serve, circle fish mix with remaining ingredients and top with dressing.

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