Worst self inflicted kitchen injury?
I'm a bit of a klutz, to put it mildly but in the kitchen surrounded by shiny pointy German steel knives and choppers and graters galore, its a losing battle. I've sliced off my fingernail twice, burned my forearms countless times, cooked my fingertips so often that they're asbestos hands now. In fact, no one comes running anymore when I yell in the kitchen, its that bad..
What about your kitchen accidents? What's your worst?