Every time I read a thread about office microwave smells, I thought my fellow SE-ers were being a little too whiny.

I just started my first real office job last week. Someone just made popcorn. It's making me hungry, but I'm not actually hungry. And that is pissing me off.

So, I admit it, you were right.

But now I'll make this thread useful---what's for dinner, y'all? I'm baking cookies all night for my roommate who is an elite rower and going to a big race tomorrow, so I'll just nosh on leftover pasta with garlic scapes and bacon.