OK, so one of my classmates in Law School has gotten a professor's promise that, should she procure a whole chicken in a can, said professor will consume it. Not pieces of chicken in a can - whole chicken in a can. The Onion AV Club has another review for your reading pleasure too.
The only problem is - nobody seems to know where to buy one. I've tried the trusty interwebs, and nothing seems to be coming up either. I'm in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and while Zingerman's sells a lot of tasty things, this doesn't seem to be one of them. So can you help us out? We totally want to see our professor gag one of these down.