After a good work out I will eat you all.
HUNGRY! I went to the gym this morning and like every time I head to the gym my appetite has kicked into overdrive. Nothing that approaches a reasonable meal seems to satisfy. Eat protein and complex carbohydrates? Doesn't work. Isn't working now. I guess I should just accept that increased metabolism is a good thing.
But man if this keeps up, by lunchtime I'm gonna start looking at my coworkers and start wondering how best to prepare them and what sort of sauce would go well with them. And I work in IT so just imagine the cholesterol. . .