50 Cent Wing Hangover!
Oh man. I love chicken wings. This dive bar has whole wings (all three parts) for 50 cents. Sure the waitresses have lots of "experience". There are no windows in the place and the air has been recycling since 1975. Half the TVs still have dials on them. But these wings. Cooked to perfection every time by a man called "The Midget". According to the yellowed hand printed sign they come in 5 flavors "Plain, BBQ, Dry Spice, Buffalo, and Gold" (honey mustard). And they are a quarter on Mondays and Tuesdays.
But now I'm suffering from the perfect storm of grease, hot sauce, and salmonella. But it was so worth it. I'd do it again. Just not tonight.