Thought it would be amusing to see all the creative ..um..juices...turned toward more literary things. Please
feel free to add a stanza or five....

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring (except for my spouse!)

The lamb chops were thawing, and frenched with great care,
To assure everyone had a nice rib that was bare.

With Ma in her apron, and a towel 'oer her shoulder,
She was prepping a turkey the size of a boulder.

(please continue, and happy holidays!)