Canned Collards?
So... my family somehow acquired a can of collard greens (not "fresh" canned). I think we got it from my grandmother. I don't want to open it until I've decided what to do with it.
Any ideas? My concern is that, like many canned veggies, it will be soggy/mushy, so I dont want to prepare it in the usual way.
What can i make with it that will be forgiving to its texture?
Or, if anyone has had experience with canned collards, would texture be a problem?
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11 Comments:
I absolutely adore collards, but the canned variety always makes me break out in strange welts on my hands, feet and around my mouth. I think it's the preservatives or the liquid smoke or something they tend to add in there that causes my allergic reaction. Anyway, maybe that was TMI...
juliebugsmama at 9:36AM on 03/12/09
There was a stand-off between the cops and a man in my neighborhood recently. The cops were standing on the street and the man was screaming obscenities at the cops from his second storey window. He was holding something in his hand to throw at the cops. It was a can of collards. I kept on walking. Later on I saw the can of collards on its side in the gutter.
LadyMarmalade at 10:03AM on 03/12/09
YMMV, but I like my greens soft.
Are we talking home canning or a can of greens bought from the store?
MerMade07 at 10:21AM on 03/12/09
Try adding them to a soup. perhaps minestrone, pasta e fagioli, or mix veg.
KtMc24 at 10:37AM on 03/12/09
I have a friend who puts them in scrambled eggs. I think it's pretty tasty, especially with some hot sauce on top.
Embackus at 4:40PM on 03/12/09
i have never tried any greens from a can. i just think of slimey crud.
dearrie at 7:10PM on 03/12/09
@MerMade, these are commercially canned beets you can find in a store. I have no idea where my 80-year old Chinese grandmother got her hands on them in Manhattan... but... they've been sitting in our pantry...
I may use them in green mashed potatoes from Bittman's column.
engmcmuffin at 9:42PM on 03/12/09
I ate them for years. I was an untutored bachelor misguidedly thinking that by eating them I was increasing my vegetable intake.
Now five years into my relationship with my wife, who slung veggies for organic co-ops for years, I am a born again true believer in fresh, local, organic and my last can of collards will sit on the altar as a memory of leisure suits, the AMC Pacer, and mullets - things that seemed OK at the time but are ever so regretable in retrospect.
Nursie at 12:11AM on 03/13/09
I had a can of collard greens in my pantry for three years. I could never bring myself to open it (my husband made fun of me for buying them) and so I finally just threw them away after the date expired. So please let us know how they taste! I may buy another can if they are good. I have made fresh collards one time and they took forever to prep and cook : (
gourmetgal at 12:56AM on 03/13/09
I'd make a potage.
saute some onions with butter, add condensed chicken stock, small chunks of potatoes and bay leaf and boil until the potatoes are soft. then add the canned collards (drained as much as possible). Remove bay leaf and puree the entire thing, return it to a pot, add milk to desired taste and heat just before boiling. season as you like.
I can't stand canned vegetables (except for corn) but this works for canned peas, asparagus, green beans, carrots etc.
hmw0029 at 7:50AM on 03/13/09
You can use canned collards to make a collard green and artichoke dip. Just sub the collards with spinach. I made it once and it was YUMMY!
Check out this recipe:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/neelys/collard-green-and-artichoke-dip-recipe/index.html
BUTTERBUNS at 6:11PM on 03/14/09