College Eats!
So, tell me, dear SE reader.
What is the saddest, most depressing thing you ate during your darkest days of college? And, by that I mean... poorest.
You know... when you went to the store and you were like... Should I buy more plates or more beer? Then, you decide on the beer b/c you can always eat Top Ramen out of an upside down frisbee...
[*I've never had to choose between beer or plates... and, I don't own a frisbee b/c my dog is afraid of them. Go figure.]
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I didn't eat poorly because of poverty although I did eat cheaply, usually because they were so carb-o-holic. My problem was I used my newly found freedom to go on jags of eating lots of 'forbidden' foods, like doughnuts or a slice of carrot cake for dinner. Some people do this for a few months, I did it for years, alternating with periods of super-healthy eating to cancel it out. It balanced out weight-wise, but it was crappy for my energy and palate.
I would say my least nutritionally balanced meals included (grad school) Freidhoffer's (that New England pastry brand) sponge cake jelly rolls and chocolate milk, or a pan of Minute Rice with soy sauce. Or sometimes just candy.
HeartofGlass at 7:23PM on 02/09/09
We didn't really eat too badly in college. Our dining commons did a strangely adequate job with food, and we were always loaded up with our own eats - lots of gourmet S. S. Pierce stuff (this was a long time ago), but when we needed something different, or didn't make it to the dining commons in time, or were living in our own houses or apartments (we still snuck into the commons and ate lunches there), and were broke (yes, it all went for beer and dope), we'd shoplift.
There.
I admitted it.
We lifted steaks and lobster tails (we were in New England) and paid for the minimal salad fixings. In our big bulky coats, no one ever suspected we were carrying out some really nice beef.
Years later, at a reunion, a group of us threw cash together, and our appointed representative bought a money order to send to the owner of the market where we used to steal, because it was a local place in a small village, and we really needed to make it right.
But, there were the days when all we had on hand was boxed spaghetti, tomato sauce and Velveeta. It's better not to think about those days.
Womandingo at 7:32PM on 02/09/09
Saltine crackers dipped in mustard.
Microwaveable mashed potatoes slathered in A1 sauce.
Raw white onion, Kraft Singles, and mustard sandwiches on Wonderbread.
Instant coffee and cookie dough.
McDonalds.
PumpkinBear at 7:48PM on 02/09/09
I wasn't too poor to eat well, but a combination of unhealthy stress and the unhealthy lazy habits that ensued resulted in some really, really bad food. I stretched myself too thin, pulling 12-15 hour days all week between school, working, internships, and running the outdoors club (followed by starting a relationship long distance where I was traveling across the country every month while planning an independent field study abroad - nothing ever stopped).
I was getting home at 11:30 every night, and dinner was ramen with a scrambled egg in it. Every day. For at least a month. Lots of fish sticks. Lots of eggs. Not that many vegetables. And a whole lot of McDonalds. I could get a double cheeseburger and a parfait and be full for $2.12.
I've come a long way.
joyyy at 8:21PM on 02/09/09
Luckily I knew how to cook decently well by the time I got to college, and figured out how to eat super-cheap yet tasty food: huge pots of lentil soup; rice and beans; potatoes and eggs. I also got my hands on a calendar listing all the events at my university that were catered, so I'd crash meetings of all sorts of different clubs. What I remember being particularly depressing was all the repetition. I make a mean lentil soup, but by the sixth night eating it I'd pretty much want to dunk my face in the boiling pot.
annatr at 8:41PM on 02/09/09
It's still pretty recent for me, seeing as how I'm in grad school two years out of college. I'd have to say my worst meal ideas were variations of powdered sachets of soup and whatever I could nick from the dining hall. I think I once ate a big tall plate of bacon that I begged off the line cooks for dinner. Cereal for dinner also happened more frequently than I care to admit.
Aynsl156 at 8:43PM on 02/09/09
i like to think that my roommates and i eat quite well in college. we all love to cook and i love to experiment with all sorts of baking concoctions. (Examples of the various dinners made at my house tonight include pasta with homemade vodka sauce (me), broccoli feta pasta (roommate #1) and onion baked chicken (roommate #2).
We do spend a fair amount of money on cheap wine and beer but with trader joe's around cheap doesn't necessarily equal bad. I will admit to making large pots of soup or beans and having to eat variations on a theme for a week on end... that does suck sometimes.
vanillapudding99 at 8:47PM on 02/09/09
I always ate pretty decant in college, but when money was tight, getting Zatterans New Orleans mixes. You can get em at your local grocery store, I don't know if New Orleans is the only place to have it. Usually you can get 3 or 4 boxes for 4 dollars... Its red beans and rice and many new orleans dishes.!!!!
TigerNamedTony07 at 8:52PM on 02/09/09
I usually ate pretty well. I knew how to cook going in, and had had enough really financial tight times in my family, and being the chief cook at home since the age of 12, that I knew how to stretch a buck. That said, there were a few times when I spent my money on things guaranteed to make me very, very happy, if you know what I mean, and pretty much left zilch over for food. I once went for an entire week living off of a bargain brand of generic bisquick. The stuff was awful, but good in that a mere 2 pancakes, which weighed, oh maybe a pound and a half each (they were black holes, I tell you!), laid in my stomach for hours and hours, like lead. I'd make it for breakfast and dinner every single day. They were so heavy, I wasn't even hungry for lunch.
Re Ramen - I grew up eating it. To me, a bowl of that salty goodness was never a hardship, but instead a beautiful reminder of home.
chisai at 9:27PM on 02/09/09
there used to be a special at Burger King that was 2 whoppers for 2 dollars. $.29 hambugers at McDonalds were good too.
southeasterneater at 10:01PM on 02/09/09
My caf had bagels that weren't half bad. I mean they weren't amazing, but they were a lot better than the bagged ones you'd buy at the supermarket...kind of like what you'd get at an average bagel chain. And it was a good day when they had egg bagels, because those always seemed to be softer on the inside than the others. Well, one day they had lots of egg bagels, so I poached a bunch and threw them in my backpack. Unfortunately, while the bagels were good fresh, they also got rock solid in about 2 hours. I couldn't stand the thought of wasting them, so I nuked them in the microwave so I could actually bite into them and ate them anyway. Another time I tried to steal pizza, which made a huge mess in my backpack and was pretty gnarly by the time I ate it. Come to think of it, I ninja-ed a lot of food from the caf...but I don't think most of it would qualify as sad...or at least not as sad as the bagels and pizza.
cycorider at 11:19PM on 02/09/09
When I was in college, I lived in an apartment with my best friend from high school (sadly now deceased) and worked 2 part-time jobs, with no outside help.
Hamburger helper with no hamburger, canned soup, tuna, blue box mac and cheese, pop tarts, dry toast, cream of wheat for dinner.
@pumpkinbear, LOL...onion sandwiches with mayo and ketchup!! I couldn't afford cheese. Instant mashed potatoes with ketchup. Saltines dipped in a blend of ketchup, mustard and mayo.
lamora at 12:09AM on 02/10/09
Sorry I chose the beer. I would go to the food bank and get all sorts of goodies, bread, canned tuna, boxed mac and cheese, cheese (Gov. cheese), fake meat, peanut butter, over ripe veggies and fruit, canned everything, pasta, ramen and rice. Then I learned to get creative with all this.
pjracz10 at 12:47AM on 02/10/09
it depends on which time we're talking about. The first time I went to uni (when I studied linguistics), I was definitely a poor student. I was also addicted to books and reading, and It wasn't unusual for me to buy, say, a couple of Cortázar's or Márquez's books instead of food some days, so I do remember eating bread and Colman's mustard "sandwiches" for supper...washing them down with some gin and tonic:-). Or I'd forget to eat altogether. During my second year, a friend moved in with me (she ended up staying for a year), and we spent lots of time in the kitchen, cooking (she was mostly on the prep:-)), drinking, eating, talking...basically, when I have company, I cook more, and as a result, eat better (or at least, don't forget to).
When I studied for my second degree, several years later, I wasn't poor any more, but I didn't have much time to eat, as I worked a full-time job, had a small business and and took three-four courses a semester. I was single and lived alone (bad news for me food-wise), but thankfully, we had a habit of eating lunch together at work (some days we'd order in, some days we'd coordinate what we brought from home), so I was guaranteed at least one good meal a day. And I made sure I always had good artisan bread, cheese, pistachio ice cream, lox and Sauvignon Blanc on hand...no, I didn't eat all of that together:-).
brooke29 at 1:02AM on 02/10/09
@Lamora: We were gross, weren't we? I mean, that's BAD food. Funnily enough, I still sometimes want those onion sandwiches. Isn't that bizarre? When you have to eat them, you swear you'll never eat one again, but when you don't have to, you crave it. Strange.
PumpkinBear at 2:06AM on 02/10/09
lot's of ramen and cheap-assed beer.... the kind of beer you would see if you have ever watched the movie "Repo Man" where the label on the side of the can says "BEER". I remember eating a lobster once .... but alas it was raw and had been thrown around at a party for a couple hours... I ate it on a dare to get more..... you guessed it..... "BEER" I'd say it was gross but I happened to be drinking vodka out of a plastic bottle beforehand.
I also seem to remember doing a lot with minute rice, canned veggies and tobasco... perhaps those were gourmet nights!
Pavlov at 5:58AM on 02/10/09
My low point was probably white rice made with boullion. My mom called and asked what I was eating and I told her "chicken and rice.". She asked about a vegetable and I didn't have the heart to give her more info.
Then there was the semester of farmers market apples and peanut butter sandwiches. But for the most part I ate pretty well in college... Really...
jessie at 9:10AM on 02/10/09
The whole not being allowed to really eat in the computer labs that I pretty much lived in during college meant that most of my breakfasts and lunches came from the lunch truck right outside. I've eaten more "sausage egg cheese on a long roll, salt pepper ketchup" than I think I'd like to admit. When it was too cold to go outside or I couldn't bring myself to pay in nickels and dimes at the truck (art supplies are expensive yo) the fallback was peanut butter crackers and a diet coke from the vending machine. That's nutritious right there.
annabanannas at 9:28AM on 02/10/09
My roomie and I loved to cook and were both vegetarians. It seems like every Friday night we would toss together a huge sitr-fry for our house with all the available produce leftover from the week.
At my college we have to buy meal plans, so I ate in the dining hall quite often, but it wasn't too bad. Honestly I think I am more conscious and concerned about my grocery bill now (while I am in between college and grad school), than I was in college. But I also have a real kitchen now and can experiment!
toasteebagel at 9:38AM on 02/10/09
I ate an amazing amount of carbohydrates in college, and little else - at least for the first two years I lived in a dorm. Once I moved off campus, it was a different story, and I cooked well-balanced (and often "from scratch") meals often. But before that....the cafeteria was not the greatest (very little fresh produce, and hot meals I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole), and so I basically lived off of cereal, bagels, and PB&J. Add boxed mac & cheese, instant mashed potato flakes (ugh), oatmeal, and rice-a-roni/pasta-roni - basically anything that can be cooked in a microwave in a dorm room, and there you have it. It wasn't that I necessarily wanted to eat this way....my cooking options were just very limited, and I didn't have the money to eat out that often. What's really amazing is that I didn't even remotely gain weight - chalk it up to a young adult's metabolism....
kimberlymac at 9:42AM on 02/10/09
Mom with 2 kids whose spouse had pretty much taken off just after I went back to school. No food stamps in our county in those days, so we used commodities. And in those days, that cheese was pretty darn good, although I was barely one step beyond Velveeta in my own progression through cheese. My Big Splurge, which happened maybe once a semester, was a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill ($3), a box of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza mix ($1.69) and a can of mushrooms(89c). (No pizzerias in the whole county and no fresh mushrooms - this was a lonnnnng time ago.) Powdered eggs, which worked for cooking but eaten solo were vile. Fortunately, I had already learned to cook on a lean budget, so dried beans were fine, and didn't really need meat if you threw in bay leaf, garlic and onion. It was hard, but once I began getting the commodities, we managed. Before that, there were some nights when the kids got fed and I didn't. Two years but it was worth it.
lemons at 9:55AM on 02/10/09
The last two years of college were pretty rough food wise. Although at the time, I didn't realize it becuase all of my friends were in the same boat. We would always have money for cheap beer -- hit the twofer happy hours, quarter beer night etc. for food, I remember eating a lot of ramen -- Generic mac and cheese with the cheapest margerine there was and water mixed in -- no milk. We also ate a lot of instant cup of soup -- chicken with noodle Os was my favorite. As a splurge we would buy hotdogs and a bag of marshmallows -- we would spear the hot dogs with a fork and cook it over the gas flame on our stove. We would do the same with the marshmallows. I still remember how long it took us to get that stove really clean -- I shudder at the memory but at the time it seemed right.
lakeloverhh at 12:23PM on 02/10/09
I just remember a lot of white rice and eggs, and soy sauce. Kind of like what I'm STILL eating.... =(
terabithia at 12:42PM on 02/10/09
I lived on blue box mac n chesse with tuna stirred in, bologna sandwiches, and ramen. And of course, trips to the food bank every week. I didn't learn to cook until after college and it astouds me the wonders of what I could do now with all that stuff. I used to hope to be lucky enough to get canned chili or ramen from the food bank!
sailordave at 12:50PM on 02/10/09
I had a lot of UNHEALTHY food, I can tell you that. One of our favorite drunk foods were these hugggeee greasy chicken fingers from a place called Geovanti's (I went to University of Illinois - Champaign). As if they weren't already bad for you, I liked to dip them in their special sauce which basically looked like a heart attack in a plastic container. They were sooo good though...
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Chew on That at 12:54PM on 02/10/09
There weren't really long stretches of badness, but there were some bad times. Minute Rice with Ragu jar sauce wasn't great. At one time, meals would consist of half a frozen bagel and half a can of tomato veg soup. I'd eat this once or twice a day.
Kerosena at 1:06PM on 02/10/09
This past semester, I lived on peanut butter and fluff sandwiches and juicy juice juice boxes (fruit punch). Some times it's easier/marginally healthier to live like a 5 year old than to eat 3 meals a day at a dining hall where the main offerings are fried chicken wraps and deserts.
The funny thing is, now that I'm abroad in Prague, I still crave those sandwiches on wonderbread.
Lizy Yagoda at 4:45PM on 02/10/09
I managed to eat pretty well in college, due to already knowing how to cook and access to a credit card paid by my parents (don't call me spoiled, I still came out of it with nearly $40K in student loans, they just wanted me to be well fed.)
That said, i ate some pretty crappy meals due to intoxication and/or laziness, including: freezer size baggies full of Lucky Charms stolen from the dining hall, an insane amount of microwave Easy Mac my freshman year, Super Cheesy bacon melts w/ deep fried homefries from Friendly's for breakfast, bagels in every incarnation, various sandwiches from Louie's Lunch and Hot Truck (food trucks parked on campus)- I think the worst being a pizzaburger sub. Yes, all 3 rolled into one. With a milkshake on the side. Also, some really scary stir-fried leftovers served in the employee cafeteria of the hotel where I worked.
Embackus at 5:11PM on 02/10/09
I always choose the beer so in turn I ate a lot of baked potatoes.
LizSherman at 5:21PM on 02/10/09
Lizy- I hear ya. I'm in the Franceland. How I crave tacos...
meg3j at 6:13PM on 02/10/09
I'm fortunate enough to have a credit card paid for by my Dad, access to my own car and a Wegmans about 10 minutes away. I spend about $100 there every two weeks. I cook every single night in my apartment's kitchen. I'm also a vegetarian :)
However, freshman year...I lived off of salads, lettuce and tomato sandwiches, canned soup and bagels. I had a fairly generous meal plan...but the options for a vegetarian were DISMAL. Sometimes I could stomach the pizza...but usually not.
And let's not forget $1 slices of pizza I still subject myself to on drunken nights....urgggh.
sweethunibabi at 7:00PM on 02/10/09
our dining commons are bad, and i only ate there last year because it was part of my dorm package. My stomach hurt so bad every day.
But now, I cook, and while my roommate likes to mix it up, I am cheap and asian, so I cook rice, mix in some vegetable and soy or just rice and pickled asian veggies or fermented tofu. my food smells...
disneydreamscometrue at 3:02PM on 02/15/09