What Gender Are Your Kitchen Appliances?
You know how cars are considered female? And how other languages give genders to nongendered things? So what gender are your appliances?
The brands on my stove and microwave are Jenn Air and GE and I joking said I was naming them Jennie and Genie, so they must be girls. I'm pretty sure the Kitchenaid and Cuisinart are male.
Maybe I just spend too much time in the kitchen.
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21 Comments:
My refridge is named Elma because she reminds of this old fashioned, plump, country (the type of you see in Norman Rockwell) grandmother type, that has a bunch of goodies. But that is about it.
pjracz10 at 2:17AM on 01/17/09
Hmmm, never thought about it, but now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure my microwave is a guy. The fridge is gender-neutral and the stove is definitely female. I can't explain why, and they don't have names. Yet.
Kerosena at 2:31AM on 01/17/09
Ha, I agree with "the stove is definitely female", but the jury is still out on the convection toaster-oven. The wine cooler is a guy, the fridge may be too, but the big slow cooker is certainly a woman, grandmotherish. I'm not sure about the one that's smaller.
The coffee brewing station is female, but I'm quite certain the espresso maker is a guy. The electric grill/griddle is actually named Wolfie (I'll let you guess how that happened)...the mixer and the two blenders (immersion and regular) are certainly male, as is the citrus juicer and, come to think of it, most other appliances... Hmm, it seems that I'm mostly surrounded by boys in the kitchen!
brooke29 at 2:53AM on 01/17/09
My thick-bottomed, 12 quart stock pot is a guy -- his name is Rock.
My espresso maker is a total chick -- Elisa.
And my favorite santoku chef's knife? Definitely a girl.
Slascha.
mince at 3:58AM on 01/17/09
My range is named Wolferella because she is a Wolf. The beverage fridge is named garçon.
JerzeeTomato at 7:10AM on 01/17/09
I don't have names for any of my appliances.... but I'm pretty sure my kegerator is a guy..... a guy that keeps calling me...... taunting me...... that son of a bitch! "Alright, Alright.... I'm COMING!"
Pavlov at 8:37AM on 01/17/09
I pursue a 'don't ask, don't tell policy' with my appliances.
HeartofGlass at 8:41AM on 01/17/09
@ Pavlov thats funny......
Markbb at 9:25AM on 01/17/09
Hah...my Kitchenaid Pro 6 is..."Arnold"...as in Swartzeneggar and my OH's bulky juicer is " the B#@$%", as in " get that B@%$# outta my way so I can use Arnold!" (um... small counter space)
calliope at 9:29AM on 01/17/09
I've told all of my appliances, they can decide for themselves.
izatryt at 9:55AM on 01/17/09
I tell my mandoline, "Don't you dare bite me." I guess he's a guy.
Everything that can hurt me is either a guy or I've converted it into a eunich. If it holds food for me and is loving, it's a Mom or Grandmother. If it's adorable and fun (like my ice cream maker), it's a granddaughter.
Really, no gender associations. Why get angry at my stick blender? None of it was HIS fault! ;-D
PerkyMac at 10:35AM on 01/17/09
Is pos considered a gender?
Because that's what I call my range all the time.
Rookiecook at 11:17AM on 01/17/09
My double wall ovens are George and Gracie. George is on top but has a slightly smaller interior for some odd reason. So Gracie gets the larger things. My kitchenaid mixer is Daisy--she's the loveable old workhorse who makes a boatload of bread dough. There's another Grace in the kitchen--the ceramic flat top stove who is Grace Slick. The fridge is Homer. The little Weber Smokey Joe is not Joe, he is actually Katz, in honor of Bill Bryson's friend in "A Walk in the Woods." Katz goes with us when we hike. The Weber gas grill is Lola--'she walked like a woman and talked like a man" yup that's my Lola.
dhorst at 11:48AM on 01/17/09
well i must say i am surprised this way pulled. i was expecting something more raunchy than this. not off topic at all.
dearrie at 3:26PM on 01/18/09
@dearrie, it's a judgement call by the administrators, and I wasn't offended that it was pulled originally. Although it's about appliances, it's not about cooking with them or buying them. So it's technically not on the topic of food or cooking.
Sometimes it's a fine line, and the admins make the call. Not a big deal really, and not worth gnashing teeth over.
dbcurrie at 3:59PM on 01/18/09
I have 6 qt. kitchen aid pro i'm pretty sure it's a boy. It was my first baby and I named him "the beast." Every time we moved since I got him 5 years ago I have been the only one allowed to carry him. Other's have tried but then realizing that I was serious about killing them if they dropped him they promptly and gently put him down.
jennywren at 4:14PM on 01/18/09
@dbcurrie~i understand why they pulled it, i was just expecting different comments. that's all. no big deal, i agree. on to the next thread, i say...
dearrie at 4:41PM on 01/18/09
@dbcurrie~i understand why they pulled it, i was just expecting different comments. that's all. no big deal, i agree. on to the next thread, i say...
dearrie at 4:41PM on 01/18/09
I call my Kitchen Aid stand mixer Ina, after the Barefoot Contessa. It's sky blue and I just love it.
fatitalianbroad at 10:36PM on 01/18/09
My caviar KitchenAid is totally a dude. But he's very effeminate.
caviarandcodfish at 9:39AM on 01/19/09
I don't know about kitchen appliances, but our truck is named Jelly. I don't know why, but we like it.
lo82070 at 12:34PM on 01/19/09