I May Never Watch Top Chef Again
No spoiler here, just my ire. I am appalled at their decision and I think Toby was at fault. He doesn't think they should take previous performance to heart, only the food served in this challenge. You know he'll feel differently once he has some experience under his belt. Anyway, they sent the wrong person home, and I don't know if I want to watch anymore. Eager to see what Ed thinks on the home page.
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Tom has always said that from the beginning of the show. They are supposed to judge solely on what is presented in that challenge. Otherwise you have to many variables.
mayoxqueen at 12:11AM on 01/15/09
But they really haven't. And, even if that criteria stood, the one who knew more about cutting the meat should have done it. The other two teammates were much more at fault and one of them should have gotten the axe, in my opinion. I think it's the first time I audibly gasped. I never expected that.
PerkyMac at 12:18AM on 01/15/09
I agree with you on that. Quite honestly, I think Leah should have gone home and both her and Hosea re guilty for letting Ariane go home when they could have butchered and tied that lamb better than her. It was absurd.
mayoxqueen at 12:26AM on 01/15/09
Isn't that what you do with 'old' or crappy cuts of lamb? She had to go.
hungrychristel at 1:12AM on 01/15/09
Way to go on the spoiler, Mayo. ;)
mince at 2:30AM on 01/15/09
My boyfriend has a theory. He thinks that Top Chef is a sinking ship and because romance between contestants has never been explored in previous seasons, he thinks that Ariane got the cut in order to let the two love birds take center stage on the dying show. Essentially, that's what comes of all reality shows, why not this one?
Sure, it can be argued that the producers (or whoever) had no idea that this season would be this bad and wouldn't have the foresight or power to do something like that, though I don't think it's too zany to consider that some people, even on shows that are strictly supposed to be about the food, are kept around for ratings or entertainment.
Seriously though, those two makeout in the next episode and they both have live-in partners, what's up with that?
PumpkinBear at 2:59AM on 01/15/09
Ariane was lame from the get go. I nearly screamed when I saw her beating the lamb with a pot. WTF goes through her head? Ed is right -- chef jail for her! I don't want to touch Hosea's and Leah's antics.
ride&cook at 7:54AM on 01/15/09
Okay, I posted this comment on the main page with the Top Chef review, but does anyone else find this odd? Are the shows out of sequence or am I just confused about "holiday spirit?"
I'm a little confused about the whole sequence of the shows. A couple of episodes ago, there was no elimination because of "holiday spirit." And yet here we are seemingly in late summer or early fall on an 80+ degree day cooking with seasonal ingredients, such as green tomatoes and sweet corn, 30 miles north of NYC. What holiday was it a few episodes ago? Independence Day? Labor Day? Seems a bit odd to me. Regardless of that, I was thrilled to see the chefs at the farm. I love our farmer's market and roadside stands--not to mention growing my own herbs and veggies. Now I have to peruse the seed catalogs and fantasize about digging in the dirt--a bit of a stretch on this 5 degree day.
dhorst at 9:01AM on 01/15/09
Okay, so perhaps Ariane did not perform her best tonight and clearly did not "honor the protein", but I still was disappointed to see her go. While she actually has won challenges (and proved herself able to cook meat...yeah, yeah, cooking it is not necessarily the same as the butchering and tying beforehand) Leah is sitting back out of notice of doing ANYTHING. Not just in this episode, but really, overall. I would have LOVED to seem her go last night, with reasons that 1)she helped tie that meat, and the judges were not impressed with it, 2) what else did she truly add to that meal, and 3)I think her litttle relationship with Hosea is BLAH!!!!!! I love that in the preview for next week, they are like, "Oh, you know, we definitely have some chemistry, but we're not going to pursue it or anything." Hell-OO--are they not doing just that by being will to project such things on television?! I get that they may be told to act a certain way, etc, but never before has the development of a relationship gotten in the way performance or really even played a part in the show. Not even last season with the one couple (I forget their names) that came on the show together.
Arg. I don't necessarily think that Ariane was "Top Chef" caliber, but I still think that she had far more to show--and has--than little miss Leah.
luswim06 at 9:15AM on 01/15/09
I liked Ariane. By the way she is a very successful. What I am pissed off about is this. Toby is a royal asshole. His comments are for the camera and are not objective. He sounds like he needs press. I hate self serving assholes. This is who they came up with even Ted Allen was better than this. Thanks a lot Ted for jumping ship to a shit show and leaving us in the lurch. So what if Hosea is being a playa. Take a look at how lovely his gf is http://amuse-biatch.blogspot.com/2008/12/cherchez-la-femme-likely-not-be-mrs.html
he will have to live with his actions and it is all on him.
The challenges were lacking this time. The make whatever with crap food in cans (spam) challenge sucked. This is not top chef quality this is ladies home journal stuff. I do not watch top chef for this. What the hell happened to the damn premise of the show.
Stefan with immunity should have left them alone to work it out what a huge penis he is. I am waiting for them to bang him out with a pot like the lamb. But I notice something. When Ed was talking about Chopped he said something that resonated. We have to identify who we love and or hate for us to focus on the show and assign roles and or feelings to the contestants. That is what they have done. This mix of personalities has done just that.
I also think that the damn show is dumbing down. Just like foodtv did. The challenges are getting less complicated and yet still the people fail.
JerzeeTomato at 9:25AM on 01/15/09
I meant to mention that I am certainly aware that the shows are filmed way before they're shown, but there's just something so fake about Christmas in July that offends me. And perhaps I'm just jealous seeing that fresh produce and warm weather
dhorst at 9:38AM on 01/15/09
i think that the reason arian was kicked off is that she has proven in the last few episodes that she is really great a cooking meat, and in this challenge she showed that while she can cook it she does not understand it and certainly cannot perform at the quality of a serious chef. i am sure she is successful and a great cook, but i she only got this far because she could cook meat. for goodness sake, she won a challenge that she had nothing to do with the conception of because she cooked the lamb. it was time, she should have gone home the second episode.
allot at 11:34AM on 01/15/09
Okay, here are my thoughts: First, I nudibly gasped when I heard Ariane refer to the meat as "baby lambs." I realize that this is a small thing, but for someone who has basically only demonstrated that she knows meat (and obviously not dessert), does she not know that a lamb is already a baby? A baby lamb would be in utero, really.
Also, yes, Hosea and Leah each/both could have stepped in. However, in my opinion Ariane was upset from the start that she was to work with both of them and thought that no one was listening to her. A top chef would be willing to shout out that either A) they don't want to do something (see Jamie's comments toward Stefan) or B) They are not familiar and would prefer to work on something else, and then suggest an alternative (see various other contestants in seasons prior). She could easily have said that she did not want to do the lamb, and then suggested something else. Or said outright that someone would have to help her or it would not turn out.
And yes, Leah didn't do much, but what Ariane did did a *huge* dis-service to the animal, which was the focal point of the whole thing and of the farm itself, which I think was a big sticking point for the judges. So, on that note, I might have chosen the same way and was in fact not shocked in the least. I could easily see their positions on that. If what you do caused the rest of the meal that was presented to me more than merely mediocre, but down right insulting to the animal, I would have chosen the same way.
Just being honest.
Traveller at 11:53AM on 01/15/09
i was thinking last night that there isnt any one contestant that just annoys me so much that i cant stand to watch it and i'm rooting against .. like Lisa from last year...even Stefan... although Carla's facial expressions kinda bother me... she always looks so SURPRISED! I think Toby is an ass but his comments crack me up... love that humor...
hungrygrl7 at 2:21PM on 01/15/09
This is why I hate group challenges - do you send home the person who jacked up the food, or the person who sat back like a lump of shit and offered no help? They both suck and should be dumped. They could have ditched like 5 people on last night's episode and I would've been fine with that.
For whatever it's worth, I think everyone got too complex with the meat because they probably assumed roasting it on the bone wouldn't illustrate their skills enough. Not that their solutions proved they were spectacular talents, either. Just saying.
BangieB at 2:36PM on 01/15/09
I still just don't know which mantra the judges are supposed to follow: was this chef terrible tonight or are they a bad chef overall? They keep changing their minds. And actually, the fact that Toby Young brought up that judging on the sole episode's performance was in their 'rubric' means the other judges (Padma, Collichio and guest) have been veering off course in past episodes. But yes: the wrong person went home!!
Hillary
Chew on Thata
Chew on That at 4:34PM on 01/15/09
I have no idea when this Ariane infatuation began with everyone, but I couldn't care less who got booted from Team Lamb. Why do all of you care? All 3 of them are clearly NOT Top Chef material. None of them are gonna win. 1 was bound to last longer than another... it's just the way the show works. There is no wrong person.
And like Allot mentioned earlier, the challenges where she performed well, all she did was cook a piece of meat well. If that's all it takes to win your hearts on Top Chef, there are about a million Mexicans working in kitchens in LA that can cook a piece of meat right. Sure, they don't know how to truss a lamb, but who cares!
btw They've always gone by only judging the current performance. Just take a look at what happened to Tre.
andytseng at 9:31PM on 01/15/09
@andy ~ she appealed to me for a few reasons. One, she demonstrated some skill and talent (not enough for Top Chef, but enough to stick around for awhile), she was the old lady of the group although my junior and I wanted her to show up the young snots and 3rd, she was from NJ where I grew up and will always consider home. And this particular challenge, Hosea and Leah threw her under the bus, as she did all the work and it wasn't what she wanted to prepare. Sabotage may be part of the game, but she didn't deserve the axe, this time. I think the producers want the little sex games to continue for awhile longer, too. They sure are sleezebag scumballs, talking about their partners as if they still care about them, while carrying on and pawing each other in front of the whole world.
PerkyMac at 1:27AM on 01/16/09
They hardly threw her under the bus, PerkyMac. They said they wanted her to cook the lamb because she'd won with that protein before! And maybe she's too scared to admit that she wouldn't have won that lamb challenge if Radhika and Jaime hadn't seasoned the thing for her. All she had to do was cook pre-seasoned lamb, and she very nearly screwed that up too.
So she can either admit to it and say "no, I'm no expert at cooking lamb unless someone else does all of the prep for me" or she can slog through with the prep that Hosea and Leah clearly thought she could handle. Good riddance to a weak-ass chef.
And to all of you prior posters who can't seem to get it, their names are LEAH and HOSEA and ARIANE. Not Lea, not Joseah, not Josea, not Arian.
shoneyjoe at 3:56PM on 01/16/09
The whole Leah/Hosea thing is really annoying me. Top Chef is supposed to be about the food, not a cooking version of Real World. And I sincerely hope the two of them get kicked to the curb by their significant others.
Megs915 at 4:13PM on 01/16/09
This is why I hate group challenges - do you send home the person who jacked up the food, or the person who sat back like a lump of shit and offered no help?
Totally agree with @BangieB. That's exactly what bothered me about group challenges. A person who did a lot of work presents the judges with more to pick apart; whereas, someone who contributes very little gives the judges very little to hold against them.
That being said, I have to point out that Ariane unfairly benefitted from a group challenge the time she won for the rack of lamb that Radika and Jamie created. I will never forget the look on Jamie's face when they announced that Ariane had won for the lamb.
wookie at 4:33PM on 01/16/09
God. I know I'm coming into this conversation late but I just watched the episode (finally) and I don't know what made me throw up in my mouth more-Toby "Trainwreck" Young saying he wants to bone a pig (how CRASS to say in front of Dan Barber), or Leah saying "Comfy" while rubbing Hosea's chest!!!! GACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blackliquorice at 7:11PM on 01/16/09
I was not aware we were having our spelling checked. Will we be tested on this?
JacquelineS at 7:52PM on 01/16/09
This show is disappointing this season. The product plugs are getting ridiculous, the challenges are worse than usual, and the judging is inconsistent. They should have had the new judge from the start, not in mid season.
the season is so bad that amuse-biatch can hardly find anyhting to talk about.
The whole group screwed up this week; all of them delivered insipid, over processed food and never grasped the concept of fresh, simple, and local.
And Stefan, go back to Finland or wherever the hell you're from; I'm not amused by your hammer and sickle attire.
texzilla at 11:20PM on 01/17/09
My boyfriend has a theory. He thinks that Top Chef is a sinking ship and because romance between contestants has never been explored in previous seasons, he thinks that Ariane got the cut in order to let the two love birds take center stage on the dying show.
There was a cheftestant romance last season too, though--Jennifer and Zoi.
I dunno...
At this stage it doesn't matter a whole lot who goes out when.
Ariane had weaknesses in technique and creativity and wasn't going to be a finalist. She had her share of good luck and bad, if not this week it would have been soon enough.
Bob Ferrapuhls at 4:50AM on 01/18/09
Jennifer and Zoi came into the show being up front about the relationship they already had. They also kept their relationship pretty private and out of the cameras. Hosea and Leah are cheating on their partners, which makes me uncomfortable to watch, and makes me want to smack them both. Especially Leah, who seems pretty useless.
I liked Ariane okay but didn't think she had what it took to win.
I hope Jamie wins. I think she's talented and opinionated without being obnoxious like Stefan.
buffy at 2:52PM on 01/18/09
I thought Ariane had some moments of talent (or luck) that allowed her to move past missteps that nearly got her kicked off early on. She hasn't been consistent enough for me to really root for her or feel like she has what it takes to go all the way. And if you don't know how to tie meat to roast, you probably shouldn't be there anyway.
That being said, it appeared as if (who really knows, with editing) Leah kind of threw her under the bus; when she stepped in to "help" her with the tying while admitting to the camera that she knew she wasn't doing the best job at it, I thought that was pretty slimey.
And andytseng is right; they've always gone by each performance individually and not a cumulative performance, which doesn't always sit well with me; there have been many seasons in which the bottom three include the same contestants over and over again, but if someone else performs just slightly worse than they did in a particular challenge, they continue to just barely skate by. I'm not really interested in continuing to watch mediocrity, and would rather those who have performed consistently well be given a "pass" when they've had an off day, allowing the most consistent chefs rise to the top.
Jeana at 4:59PM on 01/18/09
@Jeana - I think for the best outcome (crowning the actual Top Chef) that would work, but I think for the reality show formula, you need to have it judged based solely on the current week's performance. Otherwise, they might lose viewers in the middle of the season. If they judged based on cumulative performance, and say I was rooting for Jamie, I could stop following the show for a couple of weeks because she has enough credit built up w/ the judges that she won't get booted.
It would also be a bit unfair for the first few people that get kicked off.
and also regarding the show's quality of competitors this season, I think people need to remember that this is a talent-based reality competition. There isn't gonna be another Kelly Clarkson. It's just the way these things work.
andytseng at 1:53PM on 01/19/09
Ariane was the most overrated chef on the show. I just don't understand how you can win any challenge with the simple shit she put out. A watermelon salad? Really? She gets praise for NOT destroying turkey? Really? There were even bad chefs who I preferred whole-heartedly to Ariane simply because she was unimaginative. There's classic and there's boring and this chick.. she didn't even try. Or maybe she did try, but she was simple untalented.
I also think Hosea will do a lot better once Leah is gone. I find her pretty lame too. I personally want Fabio to win. The other Italian is probably one of the best on the show, but he's an ass and Fabio is just so loveable.
vickiibee at 7:53PM on 01/22/09
can i just say "GO TEAM FABIO!" Yeah, hes not the best chef on there, but hes so damn adorable!
iheartsf at 8:13PM on 01/23/09