Celebrity chef shows you will NEVER see...(fictional versions)
I was inspired by all of the other fun threads: I don't have cable, so this is based on what I have seen of morning TV silliness and PBS.
Shows you will never see from 'food personalities'
Sandra Lee--Preservative free!
America's Test Kitchen: Viewer's best riffs on test kitchen classics.
Martha Stewart: Good enough.
"This show geared to working moms bears not even a passing resemblance to anything Rachel Ray has ever done"
Mario: 300 calories or less
Anthony Bourdain: Bile-free vegan
And sadly (sniff)...The French Chef Redux (because there will never be another JC).