"Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a ... woman declared several soiled baby diapers ... Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors ... found several links of ... chorizo inside ..."
Back on the Secret Supper Club thread I'd mentioned some Chef on "No Reservations" who'd said he'd smuggled some ingredient into the U.S. in his baby's diaper bag. Kinda makes me wonder about this woman's purpose. Maybe she was headed for the same kind of thing? Maybe she just didn't want to pay the duty on the doody? Who knows.